Episode 499: Right Down the Middle

Outline
00:45 - Intro - The brothers assure the audience that this will be a normal episode, and express some indignation at the idea that they should have to ramp up to make episode 500 exciting. They take a moment to take stock of whether they can remember anything from some of their older episodes.

07:22 - I work for a food delivery service. Sometimes when I pick up food from a restaurant, I ask for a drink. About half of the time, they just give me a drink, but sometimes they ask for payment, and then I'm forced to pay for the drink, because I'm not gonna tell them I don't want it now. Brothers, how can I get a free drink from these restaurants or decline the drink after the fact? - No Such Thing as a Free Drink

15:09 - Y - Sent in by Daisy, from Yahoo! Answers user Anthony J, who asks: "You know such flavors...? ..As chocolate cake and (Marble) vanilla, strawberry, lemon and such, right? Would anybody be interested in a Grape flavored cake??"

22:20 - I work at a hardware store, specifically in the paint department. I've worked here for four years, and I am a seasoned veteran, so I know my way around the color spectrum. I can make over 30,000 different colors, but today, a customer asked me a question I've never heard before. "Which color is best?" Well brothers, what is the best color? - Trent from OKC

31:45 - MZ - Sponsored by Away, Warby Parker. Advertisement for The Jackie and Laurie Show.

35:28 - Munch Squad - Boston Market Selling Baby Back Rib Bouquets

44:55 - Y - Sent in by Toasty Feet, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user that Griffin calls Blaze, who asks: "Korn Future Superbowl Halftime show? Will Korn ever be selected to do a superbowl halftime show?"

46:38 - Y - Sent in by Grace, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user that Griffin calls JJ, who asks: "What would happen if I trolled a poker game in Las Vegas? Say that I'm in a Las Vegas Strip casino, and I go to the bar on the casino floor and order the largest beer they have. Then I walk over to the poker room where people are playing poker, and I fling the beer out of the mug, at the table. Then people are playing poker one moment, and all of a sudden a tsunami of beer comes splashing down all over the table, the cards and the chips. Then I make a run for it, beelining for the nearest exit. And in some casinos, the nearest exit is not far away from the poker room. Lol what would come of that?"

55:28 - Housekeeping

58:28 - FY - Sent in by a bunch of folks, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user that Griffin calls Schneider, who asks: "Why are chihuahuas so expensive when they're so little? Not really getting your money's worth?"