Episode 340: Doritos-Blasted Crow

Outline
00:45 - Intro - The brothers decide to change up the format by dividing the podcast into individual 20-minute chunks.

08:39 - Munch Squad - Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa

21:11 - Y - Sent in by Brooks Oglesby, from "Altaba" user Rebecca, who asks: "What is wendys policy when your lost? is it true that if you go through the drive through at wendys and say that your lost, they have to give you a free cheeseburger?"

24:47 - During a meeting at work yesterday afternoon, I noticed a tear in the seat of a coworker's pants. It was vertical, four or five inches long but very narrow. You could see his black underwear but nothing revealing. After the meeting, I was going to tell him about it, but I decided not to so he wouldn't worry about it for the rest of the day. I figured he would find it as soon as he got home, and telling him about it would only embarrass him when he couldn't do anything about it. Am I good, or should I have mentioned it to him? -- Torn in the Twin Cities

28:44 - I work in an office with the rest of my company, and at the end of the day we exchange pleasantries, saying "good night," "have a good weekend," etc. However, sometimes my brain interrupts these rote actions and tells me "blow them a kiss." I've never done it (thank god for impulse control), but the fleeting thought springs into my head up to a couple of times a month. How do I fight these thoughts down and make it go away, or should I embrace this freedom from standards and dive in? -- Neurotic in Newark

36:36 - MZ - Sponsored by NatureBox, Harry's, ProFlowers, Advertisement for Can I Pet Your Dog?

46:40 - Y - Sent in by Brooks Oglesby, from Yahoo! Answers user Rose, who asks: "I bet no one has asked this one before, What rides at an amusement park are best for kissing?"

52:32 - My dad admitted to me that he had never seen Willy Wonka. He's a huge fan of Gene Wilder, so I told him to watch it. After a year of trying to get him to watch Willy Wonka, I finally bought him a Blu-Ray player with a copy of Willy Wonka. That was three years ago! Every time I see him, I beg him to watch Willy Wonka, and he watches reruns of M*A*S*H and Big Bang Theory instead. You guys are my last hope. How do I convince him to watch this movie?! -- Done With My Dad in North Carolina

62:11 - FY - Sent in by Morgan Davy, from Yahoo! Answers user gabreiltheangel, who asks: "Where can i get free clarinet sheet music of linkin park?"

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