Episode 513: Mother Cruncher

{{PodcastInfobox
 * name = Mother Cruncher
 * image = Mbmbam 506 cover with portraits.jpg
 * date = June 8, 2020
 * previous = Episode 512: The Jabberjaw Affair
 * length = 57:33
 * transcript = https://www.dropbox.com/sh/egqdua6s38oxb9p/AAAzCGGaVZw7zEmYlybmuKPGa/MBMBaM/MBMBaM%20Ep513%20Mother%20Cruncher.pdf?dl=0
 * next = Episode 514: Kickeo
 * mp3link = https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/dbf86d/dbf86dbd-6a9d-4db2-a354-45de08471376/583b31bb-c3bc-403a-811e-ee850d11db5d/mybrothermybrotherandme513_tc.mp3
 * epnumber = 513
 * description = In which we make an unprecedented mid-year swap-eroonie, and then do our due diligence to inform the federal government about the change. We THINK we got our message through, but there’s no way to know for sure.
 * talkingpoints = Beezness, Blender Crimes, The iPod Travis, Juicy Mind Challenges, Naked Snails

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Outline
00:45 - Intro - The brothers really beefed this year's slogan, so they settle on "Twenty-Hunny: Down to Beeznees."

11:35 - The brothers call the White House to inform the administration of the slogan change.

15:11 - Sadly, I had to move out of my apartment last month. While moving out, I was carrying a blender to my car when I passed my landlord, who said, "Wow, you really like that blender, huh?" I was confused and just replied, "Yep." Now, a month later, it has only just occurred to me: this is not my blender and is actually my landlord's that he lent to us. Should I give it back? It's been so long, and I actually do really like this blender. - Blender Burglar in B.C.

23:05 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user who Griffin calls "The Brave Little Toaster," who asks:"How to make ipod?"

31:30 - MZ - The brothers will be donating their ad revenue during the month of June to anti-racism and anti-police brutality causes. This week's cause is Black Lives Matter National. Sponsored by stamps.com, Raycon, and Squarespace. Advertisement for FANTI.

38:49 - Munch Squad - Checkers & Rally's Mother Cruncher and Booster Juice Game Studios, sent in by Ryan

49:09 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user who Griffin calls "Davey," who asks: "Why do people like snails but discriminate slugs when its the same person? A snail is just a slug wearing a shell."

54:43 - Housekeeping

56:59 - FY - Sent in by a bunch of folks, from Yahoo! Answers user gaga, who asks: "can i name my band radiohead 2?"