Episode 507: Dirtiest Dancing: Havana Nights

Outline
00:45 - Intro - The brothers discuss some of the text messages and emails they've received recently.

08:58 - I recently started working for a food delivery company where my earnings depend on tips. Most customers ask that I leave the goods outside their door to avoid physical contact. I totally respect that, but it eliminates that moment of human connection that reminds them how I'm putting myself at risk so they can have a burrito. What can I text customers after delivery to remind them to tip me? - Doing You a FavorTM

15:14 - Y - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user who Griffin calls "Geraldmy", who asks:

"I prank called Apple and Microsoft. Will they ever answer my calls again for when I really need them? Additional Details: Any non-serious answers will be reported."

22:28 - My seven-year-old lost a tooth at the beginning of quarantine, and the Tooth Fairy had his $7 ready to go and waiting (he gets his age in dollars per tooth). Then, a week into quarantine, he lost another tooth. I had no cash and wanting to stay at home, I reused the same $7 for tooth #2. Now he has another seriously loose tooth. I feel like if I use the same $7 for a third time, he may notice that the piggy bank, which is a partially transparent and open top cup that used to house cotton candy, is not getting any fuller. Do I tell him the Tooth Fairy is social distancing and grant him an IOU for the fairy? Just tell him the truth and tell him I owe him $14 at a later date? Is there a third option? - Tooth Fairy Troubles in Tennessee

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33:28 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user Ray, who asks: "Why is it everytime I binge Godfather 1,2,3, I come out acting more serious, like the godafther himself?"

38:35 - Not Munch Squad - Vampire Pizza - Sent in by Mel and Eric

39:40 - Munch Squad Retro - Heinz Mystery EZ Squirt - Sent in by Nate

48:01 - I live in the Midwest and my state has a very big state fair every year that I have gone to ever since I was a kid. I recently found out my state fair has a husband-calling contest, which is basically a contest where wives compete to see who can call their husband in for supper the best, like if they were on a farm. I think that it'd be fun to participate in this contest, but unfortunately, I don't have a husband. I really wanna yell at my fake husband for prize money. Is it ethical for me to enter this contest, and if so, how would I do it? - Husbandless Hopeful in Iowa

53:44 - Housekeeping

55:15 - FY - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from Yahoo! Answers user Beverley, who asks: "How to just make the lasagna SAUCE?"