Count Donut

Count Donut Count Donut is a character created by Justin, serving as a special guest host for Munch Squad updates that are themed after donuts or blood. The count was first introduced in Episode 532.


 * Count Donut is immune to all Earthly pathogens (but he still wears a facemask).
 * He has Internal Blood Syndrome (IBS), meaning that he can only consume and digest blood.
 * He lives in a castle in Donutvania, but considers himself a citizen of nowhere.
 * He used to employ a servant named Renfield, but Count Donut murdered him in cold blood at the request of the Travis.
 * Count Donut attempted to kill Justin in order to take his place as the sole host of Munch Squad, but Justin later revealed himself to be alive and well when he realized that it would extremely disturbing if people sent condolences to his wife, Sydnee. Don't do that.
 * Long before Count Donut appeared on the podcast, Justin impersonated him in Episode 1 of the Seeso TV show
 * Count Donut glistens in sunlight.
 * Count Donut and Richard Stink both live inside of Justin, and when they emerge Justin is sent to hell until they stop controlling his body.
 * Count Donut can temporarily escape Justin's body as it sometimes gets cramped, especially when Justin has eaten a lot of Long John Silvers.
 * Count Donut has a son, Count Rick Donut, Jr.
 * Count Donut appreciates donuts aesthetically and could eat them, but prefers not to because of his gluten intolerance.
 * He does need to drink blood to survive, however, he only steals the blood types nobody wants (such as D).
 * Count Donut has never seen a movie since he gets carsick, but has watched occasional episodes of The Loud House in the back of Justin’s Big Beautiful Buick.
 * Count Donut, like bees, comes from the planet B.
 * The voice of Travis and Griffin give him A.S.M.R. which stands for Awesome Sanguine Meridian Response.

References & Links
3. Episode 586