Episode 281: Sisterball of the Dribbling Shorts

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Griffin went to a college basketball game and is now the world's #1 Basketball Boy.

07:39 - What is the legal wait time before eating neglected household foods. For example, if my significant other purchases cookies and neglects to eat them for two weeks, am I within my rights to go to town on those cookies? -- I Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar

15:14 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Melton, who asks: "Would it be a violation of any rules to read questions and answers of Yahoo Answers on my podcast?"

20:17 - A large package came in the mail yesterday. It's a Christmas present for me, from my wife or someone in her family. She keeps goading me to open it, but I'm a baby and I love to wait till Christmas Eve[sic] to open presents. The thing is, we are flying to see our family over Christmas, and she says it's too heavy, and it would make no sense to bring the gift there with us. Okay, yes, and also I'm 95% sure I know what it is, and I really want to use it now, and not when we get back in JANUARY. What should I do? -- Jamie

28:13 - MZ - Sponsored by MeUndies, Club W. Personal message from Rachel and Suzanna. Personal message from Brandon. Advertisement for The Flop House.

38:08 - Y - Sent in by Rachel Rosing, from Yahoo Answers user Anton, who asks: How do I get my parents out of the house?

im a sophomore in high school and wanna throw a party. my parents are kinda strict... but please.... give me ideas and advice to get them out of the house so i can have a party

54:35 - Housekeeping

57:52 - FY - Sent in by Zoe Kinsky, from Yahoo Answer user № 5, who asks: "Did you lose all respect for Steve Guttenberg as a serious actor when he did Dancing with the Stars?"