MaxFunDrive 2016

Episode 01: Gettin’ Beebed
05:25 - Twitter - I want a larger follower account but I’m finding it difficult to get more than two in a day. What can I do? -- ThePotato

Episode 04: Hey Jeffrey
09:22 - Formspring - How do you make things less awkward between you and an ex?

Episode 06: Time Travel President
14:34 - Formspring - How do I politely tell my wife that I don't want to watch any more fucking CSI?

Episode 02: Holding a Stranger's Hand
17:55 - Assume I’m an awesome pretty girl. I like a shy guy and had three dates. First three dates were all in dates and HH. We had a tournament of bar games kind a thing going. The fourth date was a driving range, his idea. How do I get him to transition to a nice dinner?

Episode 04: Hey Jeffrey
23:46 - Hey guys, just wondering what the word ‘cute’ means? I hear women use the word in conversation all the time and I’m more and more confused by its true meaning given its multitude of uses.

25:56 - My friend doesn’t seem to grasp the point of the “Would You Rather?” game. He poses questions such as “Would you rather be able to jump over tall buildings or have the ability to hear babies crying anywhere on the planet?” or “Would you rather be on fire or not be on fire?” How can I teach him the proper way to play or is he a lost cause? -- Adam from Gmail

Episode 06: Time Travel President
27:59 - Y - Will there be a Presidential election in 2012?

Recently, the buzz about not having elections in 2012 has gained a lot of momentum. It seems to stem from several of Obama's initiatives and other legislation being introduced that gives Obama some frightening powers.

For example, cyber legislation gives Obama sole power to shut down the internet; legislation was introduced to remove presidential term limits (repeal of the 22nd amendment); and the controversial 16,000 armed IRS agents.

On radio and tv, I have heard several comments about the possibility that we will NOT have presidential elections in 2012. When guests to the various shows mention the elections and possible turnovers in 2012, several hosts have remarked, "...if we have elections in 2012".

Your thoughts? What other events and legislation would give you concern about whether or not the 2012 elections will be cancelled and if tried, what will the public reaction be?

Episode 03: My Walnut is a Temple
32:37 - Travis reads Cosmo - “A guy’s prostate, the walnut sized gland under his bladder, is the ultimate magic button to push if you want to blow his mind in bed. Partway through oral sex or intercourse rest two fingers against the swath of skin between his testicles and anus.”

Episode 04: Hey Jeffrey
35:43 - Y "Poll: Would you sleep with a Na’vi if you could? Navi: one of the blue skinned peeps from Avatar."

Episode 10: Pluto Jesus vs The Sex Hydra
38:09 - Formspring - I just recently have braces for my teeth and I am 20 years old, to be taken off when I am 22. Will women find me less attractive for having braces?

Episode 02: Holding a Stranger's Hand
39:56 - I started taking the bus to work recently. I have about 35 minutes a day twice a day more to sit around and or stand than I used to. Aside from listening to fine podcasts of future McElroy’s how do you suggest I spend this extra time?

Episode 04: Hey Jeffrey
41:46 - I’m currently looking for a new job. What are some excuses I could use to leave my current job early to go on interviews? If I go to any more doctors’ appointment they’re going to think something seriously is wrong with me.

Episode 07: Bill and Ted's Most Tender Engagement
43:21 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Simmons, who asks: ""

Episode 05: Mega-Jessup
45:17 - Twitter - I do not drink and I find it hard to be enthused as others during the token bar night, I feel like I'm missing out guys, help!

Episode 10: Pluto Jesus vs The Sex Hydra
51:18 - Hey guys. So this last year I had my own apartment and it was where my friends and I would hang out basically all the time because it was centrally located between all of us and b) the lack of parents ('rents, if you prefer) was nice as well. But because of grades and money I'm moving back home with my parents in August. It's putting me closer to some of my friends, but putting me almost 20-30 minutes away from some others. I just worry our group of friends is going to fall apart without that central place to hang out. What can I and my friends as a group do to make sure this doesn't happen? -- Ian

Episode 06: Time Travel President
54:02 - Peeing in the shower: yay or nay?

57:35 - Hi guys, so I have a problem I was hoping you could help me with. I like this girl a lot but sadly she's crazy about my best friend. He doesn't like her back- he likes her best friend- so I really wanna ask this girl out, but I know she doesn't like me- she likes my best friend- so should I ask her out now? Or wait it out and hope she gets over my friend?

59:53 - FY - "From your experience, does TJ Maxx administer a drug test to potential employees?"