Episode 514: Kickeo

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 * name = Kickeo
 * image = Mbmbam 506 cover with portraits.jpg
 * date = June 15, 2020
 * previous = Episode 513: Mother Cruncher
 * length = 61:05
 * next = Episode 515: Viscous Bod
 * transcript = https://www.dropbox.com/sh/egqdua6s38oxb9p/AACHMP58bBJX9w3atiS3zzi_a/MBMBaM/MBMBaM%20Ep514%20Kickeo.pdf?dl=0
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 * epnumber = 514
 * description = How much money would it cost to get celebrity Dave Bautista to come to your neighbor’s house and absolutely kick it the hell apart? Less than you might think!
 * talkingpoints = McElroy Masterclass, Cameo Conundrum, Looking a Gift Lawn Mower in the Mouth, Modern Castles, Burgerchip, Haunted Fishin’ Hole

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Outline
00:45 - Intro - McElroy Masterclass

08:19 - Cameo Cost Quiz - Suggested by @magicmomentpod: "Lance Bass: $249 Proceeds from Lance‘s cameos are donated to charity. *NSYNCER • Host of @TheDailyPOPcast • Foodie • Filmmaker • OG Sephiroth • Frosted Tips Survivor • Animal Rescuer" "Mark McGrath: $99 'Unreal how thoughtful and personal this is. Thank you so much brother. I got a little teary-eyed watching this, not gonna lie. You’re the real one.' 'My sister Shelley and her family totally loved this video. Mark went above and beyond with a fantastic performance and an epic Elvis ending. Mark also pronounces Hawaiian like a local. So cool. Mahalo!'" "Who charges more? (Karnold) Richard Karn $80   Tom Arnold $125"

23:05 - Justin shares a song about Huntington news anchor Rob Johnson

24:43 - My wife and I recently moved into our first house and it's pretty great, but our elderly next-door neighbor keeps mowing our yard. It started with him just doing our small front yard, which makes sense since it would almost be more work to mind the borders of our yards, but recently he's been mowing our backyard as well and he's not doing a good job. He cuts corners and skips patches that would be tricky for his riding mower to get into, and worse yet, my wife and I are working from home, so we have no choice but to watch him do the whole thing poorly. Should we ask him to stop or thank him? - Indecisive in Indiana

30:52 - Y - Sent in by lots of folks, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user who Griffin calls "Gim (Wow)," who asks: "Why don't we have castles anymore? We only have regular basic buildings now. Why did humans stop building castles? Castles are just as good and sturdy as regular buildings, except they look better. So why did humans stop building castles? I live in America BTW, maybe it's just America that hates castles? I haven't been to other countries." 38:15 - MZ - Sponsored by stamps.com and Babbel. Advertisement for Tights and Fights.

45:55 - Munch Squad - Pringles Baconator Flavor

54:55 - Hey brothers, I work at a job that allows me to drive around my city all day long, making frequent stops. I keep a small fishing pole and a box of tackle in my car, as there are lots of good fishing holes randomly throughout my city. Anytime I have a spare hour between sessions, I will go to the nearest pond or fishing hole and have a few casts. Recently, I found a choice-looking pond that I've never seen anybody fishing at. Seems like a prime spot. However, it's located in a cemetery. There are no signs saying, "Do not fish here," but I feel weird about just walking up with my gear and making a cast. Is this wrong? Am I being paranoid? Am I just begging to be cursed? Please help. - Fishy Dilemma in Oklahoma City

58:22 - Housekeeping

59:57 - FY - Sent in by lots of people, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user who Griffin calls "Cramm," who asks: "I thought Tim Allen was dead. Who am I confusing him with ?"