Episode 445: Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths

Outline
00:45 - Intro - The boys read some examples of 200 Conversation Starters for Guys and try to get around Disney's corporate influence with Raccoon Ciabatta.

09:52 - Recently, my best friend's parents, who I am not that close to, invited me over for a dinner of pizza and chicken wings before I would be house-sitting for them. Partway through the meal, my friend's mom said "oh, hang on", fished a fork out of the drawer and handed it to me, and said, "For the wings." Not wanting to be rude, I took it, but not understanding how she wanted me to use it and seeing as no one else was using one, I sort of awkwardly placed it on my napkin. For the rest of the meal, I became increasingly paranoid she was noticing me not using the fork, and that I was being very rude by not doing so, despite me being completely bewildered as to how to use a fork for a chicken wing. Brothers, why did she give me the fork? Is there some new fork technique I've not been told about? What should I have done in this situation to avoid offending my host? - Fork Faux Pas in California

15:52 - Y - Sent in by Sid Ross, from Yahoo! Answers user The Quaker Oats Guy, who asks: "It's 12:46 AM, is it too early/late in the day to make tortellini? I gotta know?"

22:49 - I have had this problem for a long time and I can't get it to end. People ask me for directions constantly. I'm not over-exaggerating, no matter where I am or what I'm doing some stranger will do their best to flag me down and ask for directions. I've had a mother pull over to the side of the road, children in the car, window rolled down to ask me for help. I've had people basically run me down in the pouring rain for directions. I've tried wearing noise canceling headphones. I've even tried walking with less confidence. None of it helps. I've been told by my friends that my resting face looks pissed off, so why does every person in the world want to ask me where the bathroom is? How do I make this stop? Is it impossible? Help! - Ava in Lake Forest

27:38 - MZ - Sponsored by Casper, Stitch Fix. Advertisement for Friendly Fire.

33:18 - Munch Squad - Bojangles' 50-Piece Chicken Supremes Platter

43:55 - Y - Sent in by Adrian Cowles, from Yahoo! Answers user window, who asks: "Is it rude to look at other people's shopping at the supermarket?"

54:05 - Housekeeping

55:56 - FY - Sent in by Sid Ross, from Yahoo! Answers user Preston, who asks: "Can 38-year-olds listen to Slipknot?"