Episode 301: The Pirate King

Outline
14:31 - While taking a small road trip to Chicago with my girlfriend, we pulled off into a rest stop to switch off driving. While there, I decided to buy a bottle of water from a vending machine. To my surprise, there was a cold bottle of water in the bottom of the vending machine just sitting there. I took the water, but now that I have it I'm afraid it could be poisoned. Should I trust this mysterious bottle of water from a dirty old Indiana rest stop, or should I throw it out the goddamn window? -- Water Weary Wanderer

20:10 - Y - Sent in by Erin Kys, from Yahoo Answers user Darius, who asks: "I want to be an explosive dunker but I'm skinny but can do a basic 2 hand dunk I'm 6'6 already and 16 I want to be able to catch oops?"

30:40 - There's a dog park near my work, and sometimes I go there to eat lunch. I don't even ask to pet the puppies; I just sit on a bench, eat a sandwich, and watch the dogs play, and then I leave when I'm done. I feel like this is totally normal, or at least not creepy behavior, but the other day a dude got all up in my face about it. He said if I didn't have a dog with me, I shouldn't be there. I got flustered and left, but now I can't help but wonder: was he the asshole, or am I unknowingly creeping out on the puppies? -- Puppy Peepin' In Provo

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46:34 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from "YaDrew Answers" user The Hooded One, who asks: Where can you find lots of gold?

im a man in my late 30's, i want to have a lot of treasure? gold, jewels, rubies, diamonds.

where can i find this?

56:11 - Y - Sent in by Brooks Oglesby, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks: I'm sorry for trolling?

I posted the diarrhea questions online and I realize now it might have annoyed some people. I won't do it anymore I'm really sorry

58:15 - Housekeeping

61:15 - FY - Sent in by Erin Kys, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks: "Can I still vape when I have walking pneumonia?"