Episode 350: The 2018 Olympic Laser Tag Team

Outline
06:19 - I recently found out that my boyfriend, who I've been living with for over a year, has been hiding precious metals (silver, gold) around the house. He acted very strange when I asked him about it, his reason being that they are investments and to not go looking for them. Should I be concerned? Am I dating a Ron Swanson or a treasure-hoarding dragon? -- Fools Gold in Oklahoma City

13:12 - Sent in by Drew Campbell, from "Oathtaker" Earl the Snort, who oaths:

"Who's on your lasertag team?"

23:17 - I recently ordered a couple pairs of jeans direct from Levis, and they arrived today. The jeans were exactly what I ordered, but there was also a brand new, complete DVD box set of all six seasons of Downton Abbey. This is not unwelcome, because I love the show, but I didn't order it, and also you can't order DVDs from levis.com. -- Nonplussed in Nevada

28:48 - Y - Sent in by Brooks Oglesby, from an Oathbreaker who has left the services before their watch was ended, who asks: "Could I play video games for the school talent show?"

35:49 - MZ - Sponsored by ZipRecruiter and Harry's. Personal message from Charlotte to Patrick. Personal message for Zoe Kinsky, from Jake, Scott, Aldo, Steve, and Naldi. Advertisement for MaxFunCon

45:23 - The weather is starting to be nice around here, which means doing stuff outdoors. There's one part of my outdoor repertoire that's sadly missing. I never learned how to ride a bike. As a thirty-three-year-old, how do I do that? I mean, the obvious answer is just to hop up and do it, but it's not like they sell adult bikes with training wheels. -- Pining to Pedal in Pittsburgh

53:30 - Y - Sent in by Kyle Fleming, from "Oathbreaker" slocklin0931, who asks: "Is Jack Sparrow a better Island icon than Jimmy Buffet?"

53:30 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from "Oathbreaker" fur k, who asks: "Where can I find Austin Powers-type decorating ideas for a yacht?"

63:36 - FY - Sent in by Kate Davis, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks: "I had a dream that Mike Pence kissed my forehead. Is that bad?"

Trivia
