Episode 522: The Open and Honest Heart of a Child’s Eyes

Outline
00:45 - Intro - "Britney Spears Watches Big Eyes" Watch

05:43 - Under the Table and Phishing - Travis quizzes his brothers on whether selected song lyrics are from The Dave Matthews Band or Phish.

16:24 - I'm in an air-travel-related pickle. Next month, I'm moving from Japan to the Czech Republic and I'm in the midst of packing things to ship over, which is expensive as shit, and I've got three hats I refuse to part with: a couple of bowlers and a wide-brim hat. The problem is: They don't fit in the last box or my suitcase. So how many hats is too many hats to wear on an airplane without getting caught/stopped? How many hats can I wear before I'm too suspicious? - Mariah

24:36 - Y - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from Yahoo! Answers user hanging bat, who asks:"Poll; If you were a recipe what ingredients would I need? :D Updated 4 days ago: Too hot to handle ..lol"

33:35 - MZ - Sponsored by Squarespace, Stitch Fix. Advertisement for Round Springfield.

37:26 - Munch Squad - Chipotle Launches The Tony Hawk Burrito

46:00 - I recently decided to shed my hoarder lifestyle and embrace a more minimalistic approach. One problem though: What do I do with the yearbooks? I have one for each year, K-12, and I never look at them. Donating them seems weird, since it's such a weirdly personal item. My name is usually penned with the inside cover messages from classmates, etc., but it also seems wrong to just throw them away. Am I doomed to carry them forever? - Yearbook Yeeter

51:30 - Justin calls Chipotle

56:55 - Housekeeping

58:32 - FY - Sent in by many people, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Kelly," who asks:"DOES KISSING YOUR CAT COUNT AS A FIRST KISS?!?!?"