Episode 525: Problems Related to Me Falling Down the Stairs

Outline
00:45 - Munch Squad - Starbucks Pumpkin Spice, Fall Lineup, and 1-833-GET-FALL

11:26 - My cat, who I assumed was lost for over three years, has reappeared in my neighbor's window. I don't want to take her back, but I do want to visit her, as she acknowledges my presence through the clear window. Problem is: I'm very socially awkward, and I don't know what to say to my elderly woman neighbor in order to visit my courageous calico kitty. Brothers, how do I visit my cat at my neighbor's house? - Kitty Conundrum in The Keystone State

16:27 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user fras, who asks: "Which chess piece is the sexiest?"

19:53 - Y - Sent in by Johannes, from Yahoo! Answers user Christopher, who asks: If Adidas started selling t-shirts with photos of YOUR face on them, how would you react?

26:08 - So my dad owns a small family business that used to be my grandfather's. My siblings and I have made many attempts to bring him into the 21st century over the years with varied success. The big hurdle is this: He brings his work desktop computer with him when he travels. Going on a Disney cruise with my mom? Brings the desktop and sets it up in the cabin. Monitor, keyboard, tower, mouse, his favorite mousepad; everything comes with him, no matter how short or long the trip. We bought him a laptop last year and set it up for him, and he and my mom only use it to Zoom with us. He said, "Laptops aren't for work, because you can't trust them." We are fully at the end of our collective rope here. Is there no hope for him? Will he never know the joy of a travel-size computer? - Luddites in Long Island

35:20 - MZ - Sponsored by Honey, MeUndies. Advertisement for Go Fact Yourself.

39:59 - Guestspert Ron Funches - I have recently moved into an apartment with a friend from high school. Everything has been great except for one thing: She has grown overly attached to my cat. She's home a lot more than I am and therefore spends more time with her, playing with her, taking her on walks. I sometimes come home to find lipstick marks from her kissing my cat on the forehead. She even has started calling her [sic] cat "our cat," even when I have made it clear that she is mine. What should I do? Do I need to relax, or is she overstepping? I just hate the idea of my cat liking my roommates more. - Miffed in Minnesota

54:44 - Housekeeping

57:31 - FY - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Banjo," who asks: Are buffalo wings proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy?