Episode 509: The Grind Butler (Or: Grutler)

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Britney Spears Watch. ''SCOOB! ''Watch. Royal family drama Watch. The Greatest Showman Watch.

09:48 - One of my roommates recently broke up with their partner, a month into quarantine. They are understandably lonely and sad and need a lot of support. This afternoon, they asked if they could take a nap in my bed just to have some company, so I said, "Sure." It's now 8:30, and I'm starting to look towards bedtime, but my roommate is still snoozing. Do I wake them up? How do I wake them up? Do I just go to sleep next to them? Do I sleep on the couch? Please brothers, I work at 7AM tomorrow and I'm running out of time. - Befuddled By Bedtime in Boston

15:55 - Y - Sent in by several people, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answer user whom Griffin calls "John," who asks: "Where do guys place their valuables when grinding? if i'm grinding with a girl, i'm wearing jeans and think that its would be more comfortable for both of us if my front pockets are empty, makes the dance feel better but then i will need my wallet and phone with me, so where do you think i should place them I know about the backpockets, but what about other places I'm a guy lol"

26:50 - MZ - Sponsored by Stamps.com. Advertisement for The Jackie and Laurie Show.

32:05 - Munch Squad - Sent in by Jacob - Cold Stone Creamery's Passion for Ice Cream

39:38 - Play Along at Home! "Justin: In the Carly Rae Jepsen song 'I Really Like You', she sings about really really really really really really liking someone. What actor is featured in the music video for this song? Tom Hanks" "Griffin: In the 1996 FMV classic The 7th Guest, you play a disembodied consciousness that moves through the house, solving puzzles and observing the events of that mysterious night at Stauf's house as they unfolded, long ago. What is your character's name? Ego" "Justin: In the song 'Boy Problems', co-written by — among others — Sia, Jepsen reveals that she has very recently broken up with her boyfriend. In the music video for the song, what iconic hairstyle does Jepsen sport? A mullet" "Justin: The 2018 Jepsen bop 'Party for One' became an instant self-care/masturbation anthem. The music video begins with a hotel desk clerk performing what strange act? They faceplant into a loaf of bread."

44:00 - Y - Sent in by Michelle [Smith], from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Denise," who asks:"Is it possible that someone has looked at a mummy (or skeleton) in a museum that was their great-great-great (and so on) grandparent? I went to a museum some time ago and there was a couple of mummies that were buried together in the stone age or so. I know it sounds weird, but I felt a really strong connection to them. they felt like family! I got so sad. Is it even possible that they were related to me?"

50:09 - Housekeeping

52:23 - FY - Sent in by Jack, from Yahoo Answers user Negotiator, who asks:"Is it safe to say that the 1880s were just like the 1980s but with less technology?"