Episode 464: Face 2 Face: Peace with the Ground-Children

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Justin finishes a sudoku. The brothers went to Margaritaville and got recognized. Sort of.

05:06 - What if Godzilla was nice? (This is not an advice question and the boys remind everyone not to send in non-advice questions.)

08:48 - Y - Sent in by Theresa, from Yahoo! Answers user CalebFax, who asks: "What should I do if random bread appeared in my bird feeder? Some bread appeared in my bird feeder outside. It might not sound weird, but I live in the forest, so it's creepy af. None of my family members, so it means someone's walking around my house. What should I do? Update: No, I mean like a giant piece of bread that barely fits in the feeder."

13:11 - My mom has been carrying around a dead butterfly for years - literal years - and it has even moved through two different houses. It has "lived" on live plants, and insists that it is okay behavior. How should I handle this? - Dead Butterfly in Nashville

17:21 - Y - Sent in by Michael, from Yahoo! Answers user Diiiiäne, who asks: Is it unacceptable to eat lasagna with your hands at home?

I was eating lasagna with my hands at my aunt's house. This is how I eat when I'm in my own house. I never use utensils. But in the restaurant I do use fork and spoon. My aunt saw me and got mad at me and was like "Is that how you eat in the restaurant? USE YOUR FORK" when technically I wasn't even in the restaurant and I was in her house. Did I only further infuriate her because I just showed up at her house as an unexpected visitor?

22:41 - My husband and I were once at one of our favorite burger joints for dinner, and halfway through our meal, a couple was seated next to us. We could tell it was a first date, but then we noticed the guy still had a price tag hanging off the armpit of his shirt. Wanting to be a good citizen, what would have been the best way to remove the tag for him? - Shannon B.

28:26 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user Paaaabis, who asks: "How do I get a dog without my parents knowing, I want a mini corgi, we already have a dog so I know how to look after one, I am 14? Update: Google mini corgi, it's not a breed but it's bred to be smaller Update 2: I can also spot signs of diseases and problem, our oldest cat is 16, I spotted leg problems before anyone else and hip problems"

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35:34 - I work in a bank and a new guy just started training in our branch for two months. He also works part time in a liquor store nearby. Around the time he started training, I mentioned to him I've been looking for a bottle of specific Game of Thrones whiskey for a watch party I had been planning. The other day he came in, very excited, and told me he got his boss to order the very expensive whiskey for me, and I can come in and buy it next week. Now that Game of Thrones is over, I'm not throwing these parties any more, and I drink so rarely that it isn't worth it to me to buy an $80 bottle of whiskey for myself. How do I tell him I'm not interested any more? Am I required to purchase this whiskey, or since he will only be at our branch training for another month, can I just ignore it? - Boozeless Banker

38:10 - Munch Squad - Mountain Dew & KFC's Sweet Lightning

Audience Questions
47:17 - I have to walk to class every day, 1/4th of a mile, and I have asthma and I have to use an inhaler, and I was wondering, how do I use my inhaler in a way that the other students think I look cool? - Ko

50:04 - Last year I was bit by a snake in my backyard while I was taking out the trash. (It was a garter snake, but it was, like, four feet long.) I'm afraid of snakes now, but it's been a year and my parents are still saying I have to take out the trash despite the fact we've seen more snakes in the backyard. I've been able to do it, but with extreme caution. - Charlie

53:54 - Last year, we were gifted some birds for a Christmas gift. I suspect the gift-givers didn't want them. They were more a gift for my brother, but he goes to school, so I was entrusted with the birds, and so and so happened to the birds, and one of them died. We had two birds, one for me and one for him, and I don't even know which one died. I hate these birds, but I did not kill them, I suspect they were old. With the first bird, we replaced it with a bird that looked exactly the same, and didn't tell him, and then it happened again and we replaced the bird, but I sent my dad to get the other bird, and the bird that he brought back looked nothing like the other bird. Like 100%, and I was like, I guess maybe I can convince him that it molted funny maybe, and it just looks like that now. My brother knew, and I had to come clean and to tell him, but now he doesn't trust me. - Sam

59:16 - I was at TPAC two years ago, and I asked you guys how I need to get my dad to not think it's cool for his grandfather name to be Tarzan. So he still wants that to be a thing, and I have two nephews and now my wife is pregnant, so I think this is a much more pressing matter now. Please help me. He got a tattoo of Tarzan. - Zack

1:04:25 - Housekeeping

1:06:48 - FY - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user jimjam, who asks: "How to get frosted tips like my boy Guy Ferrari?"