Episode 325: Cavemen Tears

Outline
07:27 - When you introduce yourself to someone and they call you the wrong name or decide they get to shorten it (like, shorten Jeffrey to Jeff) exactly how many times can you correct them without being a big ol' jerk? Like, at what point does Mel or Melonie just become my name? -- Just Call Me Whatever

13:43 - Y - Sent in by Eric Woods, from an unknown Yahoo Answers user, who asks: Can you legally have a number in your name?

For example if you are the 4th Peter in your family, can you legally be called Peter IV?

21:36 - When I use the stall at work, some office prankster likes to come in and use an app on their phone to create fart noises. Then when they've finish, they leave, turning out the lights. How do I get them to stop this? Please help me bring peace and quiet back to the bathroom. -- Disturbed In Detroit

29:55 - MZ - Sponsored by Blue Apron. Sponsored by SquareSpace.

37:56 - Y - Sent in by Sarah Urias, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks: "Did cavemen cry?"

44:49 - My girlfriend and I live in a basement apartment, and our landlord lives upstairs. We have a door in the backyard that goes to our carport, and we drive frequently. Our landlord has two small dogs that poop in the backyard, so whenever we come home from work late at night we can't see well enough and sometimes step in dog poop. It's her private backyard, so she's probably never had to clean up after them. Should we ask that she clean up her dogs' poop, or just walk around the house and come in through the front door? -- Doo-Doo Dilemma In DC

52:23 - Housekeeping

55:02 - FY - Sent in by Zoe Kinsky, from Yahoo Answers user Deenie, who asks: "Have you ever wondered what happens to ghosts during tornados & hurricanes?"