Episode 342: Pigeons in the Strike Zone

Outline
9:57 - I haven't fallen down in several years. I'm worried that this is leading up to one particularly bad fall. What's the best way to induce a fall naturally, so this impending fall no longer looms over me? -- Luke

15:30 - Y - Sent in by Kaitlin Gartner, from Yahoo Answers user ?, who asks: "I need funny valentine quotes please help! :D?""by funny quotes, I mean funny FOREVER ALONE quotes! hahaha" pictures are cool too if you find any...thank you! :)

23:28 - I dislike being surprised, so before I see a movie/start a TV show or book series, I typically look up a plot synopsis. Now when some things aren't covered there, I still end up enjoying the surprises, but I haven't been able to stop myself from checking out plots. So, am I ruining my own fun, or is this fine to continue? -- Flummoxed in The Big Apple

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46:26 - Y - Sent in by Tiffany Larson, from Yahoo Answers user AnnaT, who asks: "I walked on the beach today. Seagull like bird flew by & hit me on my right cheek, then flew away. Lots of people saw that. What's meaning?""Update: Walked on the beach today. Seagull-like bird flew by & hit me on my right cheek, then flew away. Many people saw that. What could it be?"

63:50 - FY - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Barnan, who asks:"I need a lot of mercury. Probably close to a gallon. How do I do this?"