Episode 512: The Jabberjaw Affair

Outline
00:45 - SCOOB! Fever 08:40 - Hello brothers. I've gotten into beekeeping, and I'd love to spread the word about saving these lovely ladies and what people can do to help. The problem is: I'm often patronized and called "cute" and "adorable" when I tell my new friends, just seeing what I do as a quirky trait and not taking me or my hobby seriously. How can I make people understand and take my passion of saving the bees seriously or make beekeeping seem cooler and saving the bees badass? Thank you for your time - Beekeeper Blues in Texas

17:50 - Y - Sent in by Mike, from an anonymous Yahoo!Answers user who Griffin calls "BOOMShkadow", who asks: "Why is Mono Lisa so popular? my nephew could paint it?"

22:00 - At a bonfire at a friend's house last summer, I noticed that one of the beach towels they had laid out on the chairs eerily resembled a beach towel my family used to own. I can't get it out of my head that it's the same towel. Is there any way I can try to reclaim the towel or even ask about the towel without sounding like a towel-obsessed creep? Maybe she stole it from me when we were 10. Or maybe her mom got it at Costco or wherever. But it's a good towel, and I want it back. And if she did steal it, is there an expiration date on towel theft? - Beach Towel Burgled in BC

29:03 - The brothers decide to consult their father on tiger blankets.

31:15 - Daddy has gone away.

31:20 - MZ - Brought to you by Da Gooch, Trumk, and Justin McElroy. Sponsored by DoorDash and Squarespace (and griffinsincredibleson.com). Advertisement for The JV Club.

36:45 - Munch Squad Flashback - Sent in by Kyle - Denny's Pairs with Rockers (Sum 41 blog post, Second batch of menu items)

47:07 - Y - Sent in by several people, from Yahoo!Answers user OnePunchMan, who asks: "Are hippos stab proof? I heard that hippos are close to bullet proof so they could certainly shrug off a sword attack by a human right?"

50:30 - When I was in third grade, my school held a writing competition. I submitted a story and it was one of the winners. I got a $5 McDonald's gift card and that was the last I thought of it, until recently, when my old elementary school announced that they'd be releasing a book of all the stories that had won the competition as a way to look fondly on pre-quarantine times. The problem is: I plagiarized my story from an Encyclopedia Brown book. I changed the names of the characters, but it was still otherwise exactly the same. Third-grade me was reckless and thought nothing of the consequences, but now I'm afraid the story will be released and everyone will see what a fraud I am. How do I stop my story from being released without raising suspicion? - Plagiarist in Pennsylvania

54:30 - Housekeeping

58:03 - FY - Sent in by Paul, from Yahoo!Answers user asep, who asks: "Is it true that dogs lick us because we have bones inside of us that they want to eat?"