Episode 473: Spooketti

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Summer's fucking over. The boys are getting new backpacks.

07:25 - A play-back of the LASIK voicemail celebrity impressions requested from last episode.

13:46 - I live in a third-floor apartment and share a porch with my neighbors. Sometimes their little kid or their cat wanders over to our side, but, like, whatever. Yesterday, though, I was hanging out in my living room which looks directly on the porch, and saw one of the grown-up neighbors come over to our side, lean over, and look into the window. She apparently didn't see me, because she said out loud, "Oh hey, they've got a game system in there now." I've never talked to these neighbors aside from a quick hello and previously thought they were decent people; now I'm 100% convinced they've been viewing my living room like a TV sitcom for the past year. I've already talked to the landlord; what else can I do to keep them from peeping? - Nervous Neighbor, North of Boston

19:26 - LASIK challenge voicemail

20:12 - Y - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from Yahoo! Answers user A Habte says:"Ghost Rider vs everyone. Who wins?"

28:51 - MZ - Sponsored by Stitch Fix, Squarespace.

32:17 - LASIK challenge voicemail

33:21 - Advertisement for Still Buffering

34:10 - Munch Squad - Olive Garden's Lifetime Pasta Pass (Justin didn't get one)

39:35 - About once a month I go to a couple's house to play board games. We usually play right after work and they invite me to join them for dinner, which is so thoughtful and generous; unfortunately, I don't like any of the salad dressings they provide. Should I be rude and shun the salad or would it be OK to bring my own dressing? They sell little packets at work so I could grab one on my over to play games, is that rude? (I REALLY hate their dressings.)

45:00 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Petey," who asks: "What is best way to get sticky off it?"

48:59 - LASIK challenge voicemail

49:49 - Housekeeping

52:23 - FY - Sent in by Harold, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Robbie," who asks: "How do we get to Mars if its on the other side of the sun?"