Episode 388: Face 2 Face: The Mystery of the Seven Parrots

Outline
00:48 - Sick Griffin, Travis, and Sick Justin introduce the episode

07:00 - Y - Sent in by Seth Carlson, from Yahoo! Answers user Kayleigh, who asks:"What would happen if i shoot an ouija board? ive been playing with that thing and now i want to get rid of it.. what would happen if i shoot it multiple times with a real shotgun?"

11:07 - I recently bought a pair of designer Heelys because a teen told me they were cool. How do I learn to Heely without anybody seeing me fall down or stumble or otherwise make a fool of myself? I have a roommate, so practicing at home is out of the question. I also live in a big city, so unless I'm practicing at 3 AM on weekdays, somebody could see my shame. Also it'd be dark and I'd probably fall. Please help me out so that I can be my best, raddest self. - Hesitant Heelhead from Chicago

16:17 - Hesitant Heelhead Heelys for the first time in the theater 17:47 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Billamy," who asks:"Cat won't come out of hiding after I got a vape pen? So today we actually thought our cat ran away because we couldnt find him and he dosent usually hide like that. I also got a new vape yesterday and I'm wondering if this is the problem. HELP!"

20:47 - A Yahoo attempt turns into a minute of ripping on Captain Sully Sullenberger

21:53 - Y - Sent in by Ben Schultz, from Yahoo! Answers user Dean, who asks:"If I (legally) bought the Mona Lisa, would anyone be able to stop me from eating it?"

28:10 - My fiance and I are getting married on 4/20, but there is a problem: We don't partake in magic cigarettes. How can we embrace this dankest of days by inserting subtle nods to that dope herb and helping our guests ride high on the magic dragon? P.S. I had to look up most of these euphemisms. - Going Green for our Wedding in Chicago

34:08 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Jerry," who asks: "Soldiers in the Troy horse? I have been wondering, what if the soldiers in the Troy horse needed the washroom? This sounds like a pretty ridiculous question but I am really curious about this. They were hiding inside the wooden horse for a whole day! Did they pee and drink and eat inside?"

39:14 - MZ - Personal message for Katie and Dave. (Tootant meenage needle teedles.) Personal message for Jamie and Brandon. Advertisement for MaxFunCon.

Audience Questions
48:27 - I work with high school kids in marching band, so you know they freaks. So the biggest problem I have with them is this tendency, they just won't stop dabbing. It's just constant dabbing. They interrupt rehearsals, they want the instructors to dab. They caught ME dabbing, I'm sorry to say. I just need to know, what can I give them instead of dabbing, or how can I make the dabbing stop? - Brad

51:26 - I know you guys are from the great state of West Virginia, so you're probably pretty familiar with that urban legend of the Mothman? So over the past couple of months Chicago has been having this thing where people have been reporting sightings of a seven-foot-tall winged creature with red eyes. It's even been on the cover of the Chicago reader, and there's even a lady who came and confessed that she summoned it. My question to you is, do you think that maybe it is, and if you do, what should we do as a city? - Kit

56:04 - About a year ago, my family got a parrot from a pet store. It was really fun, because it was a cool pet that I could show my friends, like "we have a parrot!" Anyways, boys, now we have seven parrots and I don't know what to do. - Fiona

56:38 - I have been living with my partner for about a month now, and we have kind of a problem, in that he will show me media - like I've watched Death Note and Breaking Bad - and the problem is he won't watch anything that I like. I tried to get him to listen to a few podcasts like The Adventure Zone and MBMBaM and he just won't do it. How do I fix him? - Bennie

1:07:08 - Housekeeping

1:09:40 - FY - Sent in by Seth Carlson, from Yahoo Answers user Caleb, who asks:

"Has there ever been a person to get shoot in the balls and survive??? OUCH!!!?"