Episode 519: The Grandma Tesseract

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Griffin visited a vampire recently. Mr. Reggie Bigshot threatens to shut down the podcast if they don't raise enough money.

14:01 - I have a trip planned, once things return to normal, to go on a bachelor party on a house boat. As a prank, we have purchased a dissolving swimsuit. However, we are at a loss as to how we can get the groom to wear it in the water without him becoming suspicious. What should we do? - Bare Bummer in Canada

21:52 - Y - Sent in by several folks, from Yahoo! Answers Josh, who asks: "What's next for knives? Knives are completely useless in this new age of guns and drones. In my opinion, they are going to have to change the designs of knives and add interesting and useful new features to compete with guns and drones. What do you think is the next evolution of knives?"

28:43 - MaxFunDrive

31:12 - My mom texted me today and said she wanted to get into Bitcoin. She asked me whether it was a good investment if she started small. I don't know why she wants to get involved with this stuff, and I'm pretty sure Bitcoin is a scam. My question is: Is it ethical to help my only mother invest in cryptocurrency? - Crypto Skeptic

42:04 - MZ - Sponsored by quip, Stitch Fix.

46:25 - Munch Squad - Heinz DIY Ice Cream Kits - Sent in by Graham Roebuck

54:58 - Y - Sent in by several folks, from Yahoo! Answers user Misty, who asks: "what is the best place to work at in the mall?"

62:40 - MaxFunDrive and Housekeeping

64:49 - FY - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user Josh, who asks: "Would cremation even work on water pokemon?"