Episode 401: Max Cooljazz

Outline
00:43 - The boys enter Season 3 of their podcast and do a character reset.

10:59 - Yesterday, someone was wandering around the office that I work in in a monkey costume making monkey noises, and it scared the shit out of me. I was told later that this person was in fact our company CEO and he does this every year during our company-wide free throw competition. I did not receive an explanation from my coworkers as to why he does this. The issue is that now I have a perfectly reasonable fear of this monkey suit and do not know how to respond to this. How do I extract myself from this situation next year and avoid the fear of death that this display inspires within me? - Scared and Confused in Denver

17:52 - Y - Sent in by "lots of people", from Yahoo Answers user Coco the Gorilla, who asks: "Has anyone had sex in space to see if conception works in space?"

28:25 - I work for a company where my coworkers travel or work remotely so much that I'm often the only one in the office. My job requires my physical presence, so I'm wondering, how can I take best advantage of having this big downtown office all to myself? Keep in mind a coworker could show up at any moment. - Unsupervised in Seattle

33:20 - MaxFun plug

40:26 - Y - Sent in by Morgan Davy, from Yahoo Answers user Braxton, who asks:"Billy Joel Costume? I am doing a report as billy joel. i have to give a speech and dress up like billy. if i you would have any good suggestions for what i could wear, that'd be great. Thanks!"

49:01 - Munch Squad - Zaxby's Zensation Zalad

57:37 - A high school in my town is performing Shrek: The Musical. I wanna go see it, but I have no connections to the high school. I didn't go there; I don't know any students or parents of students that attend. Is it weird for me to go? How would a late 20's Shrek enthusiast go about doing so? - An All Star in Woodland Park, Colorado

61:10 - Y - Sent in by Brooks Oglesby, from Yahoo Answers user Sawyer Babe, who asks: "Why is it called The Breakfast Club? what does the title have to do with the movie?"

64:10 - Housekeeping

67:33 - FY - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from Yahoo Answers user ashley, who asks: "how do i get the wax covering on babybel cheese out of my ear?"