Rockin' Randy the Safe Sex Santa

Rockin' Randy the Safe Sex Santa is the patron of anti-sexy Santa genre music. He is a benevolent being, however if you are caught singing or listening to "Santa Baby" of your own volition you will be tossed into the Pit of Cheerless Souls, where broken Candlenights lights adorn the walls. Randy got his name because not only does he demolish those who "speak sexy of Santa", but he promotes safe sex as well. It is known that Christmas as a season has the highest occurrences of sweet sexy times, and Randy wants to remind the Candlenight's Community the importance of safe sex and the dangers of STDs. He can be found handing out stickers and buttons promoting such safeties, some even speak of waking up holiday morning and finding forms of protection as a gift from Randy himself.

Dwight Slappe bore a striking resemblance to Rockin' Randy back in 2017.