Episode 446: Face 2 Face: The Cupture

Outline
00:45 - Intro - 69% of the seats are taken and the boys are very proud.

03:44 - My son loves watching video game speedruns and boss rushes online. He loves the games I play, and recently he has started giving me spoilers for these video games by watching boss rushes when I am gone and then telling me what is going to happen when I am playing them for the first time. How do I avoid spoilers on games I play when he gets so excited he watches ahead and has no filter? - Befuddled in Bama

05:45 - Y - Sent in by several people, from Yahoo Answers user Percy, who asks: "Is it illegal to combine two sauces and sell it as your own creation? Update: two different sauces, like for example you go buy Newman's Ranch and combine it with Baby Jane's Barbecue and sell the end product as your own"

10:35 - I've recently started a mural commission for a guy's aikido studio. I met up once with him already, and within five minutes he started to get out the mats and insist on teaching me some moves. I am but a humble artist, and also I don't have much interest in wrestling this stranger. How can I get him to stop? - The Anti-Wrassler

14:45 - Y - Sent in by Seth Carlson, from Yahoo Answers user Chris, who asks:"Why haven't other animals been as generous as lizards in their evolution? Animals need to eat other animals to live, but animals need to stay alive, and lizards developing the ability to lose their tail is a good compromise. Lizard stays alive, bird gets yum yum tail. Lizards are the only nice animals on the planet maybe? I don't know. Discuss"

19:30 - I just got a new job at a call center here in town, which has a lot of perks, such as a gym, free meals, and a ton of discounts. Another perk is that we get a fully stocked self-service wet bar that employees can just go to. It's a stressful job taking calls from pissed-off customers all day, and I just need to know when it's appropriate to go to the well, if you know what I mean. Also it would help if you could help me dodge the awkward eye contact from my new coworkers. - Boozy in Birmingham

22:58 - Y - Sent in by Seth Carlson, from Yahoo Answers user Chris, who asks: "What if every cup ever disappeared?"

27:26 - More questions from Chris: "What would it be like if Shrek had a brother?" "Would it be illegal to set up Burger King for a lawsuit?"

27:55 - MZ - Sponsored by stamps.com, Squarespace. Advertisement for Mission to Zyxx.

33:36 - Munch Squad - Wendy's Made to Crave Menu

45:02 - Y - Sent in by Seth Carlson, from Yahoo Answers user Dave, who asks: "How can I make a 2004 Honda Accord sexy as shit?"

Audience Questions
48:16 - My husband thinks he's allergic to corn. Is he? - Douglas

52:46 - How do I get my dad to stop buttering his toast with his fingers? - Cody

55:54 - I work at a summer camp in upstate New York. My first summer there, we were getting all of the cabins ready, and I noticed that there were coffee cans in all the cabins. I asked my boss what they were for and he told me they're in case a bat gets in the building at night, we have to catch it with the coffee cans. And I thought he was kidding, he was not. This is in line with CDC requirements. So we didn't have any bats the first summer, but I'm going back the next summer, and I would like some assistance, because I need to know how to catch the bat with just the coffee can and ten or so 11-year-olds, because if I cannot catch the bat, everyone in the room has to go on rabies medicine, and I don't want that. - Renee

59:15 - Housekeeping

1:01:07 - FY - Sent in by Sam, from Yahoo Answers user Kevin, who asks: "Does peanut butter make boys bigger?"