Episode 84: Face 2 Face 4: Sippin' on Chillerz

Outline
00:39 - Intro - Justin is winded. The brothers mix chemicals with energy shots, super fruit gummies, and tropical chillerz.

03:45 - I'm a grinch. It doesn't matter what holiday it is - Christmas, Thanksgiving, Halloween, 4th of July, or anything else - I just can't get excited for them. I want to get excited and enjoy the holidays, but I just can't seem to. How can I stop being a grinch? -- The Holiday Hater

07:28 - Y - Sent in by Alethea Eckhardt, from Yahoo! Answers user Nevea, who asks: "What can i get a horse and dog for christmas? were having a christmas party on this saturday and were doing secret santa and i got a horse named daisy and a dog named bandit. which bandit is kinda old and only has 20% vision so i cant rlly get him toys so what else can i get a dog that only has 20% vision ...? and what do u buy a horse for christmas beside treats (horse treats,apples,sugar, ) ?"

11:45 - My name is Sam Pankey, and I have been blessed with a pretty wicked last name. All my life, however, I have received the exact same nicknames and variants - spankey, pankasaurus, pankinator, and (my personal favorite) pankey doodle. These are all great, but I'm looking for something with a little more pizzazz and one that might reflect my life as a jazz bassist living and working here in Austin, Texas.

15:19 - Y - Sent in by Nefariousity, from Yahoo! Answers user D, who asks: "An old woman keeps trying to get into my garden. What should I do? She is not violent but she is very persistent. She seems healthy and of good spirits. Additional details: This afternoon, she tried again. But she was wearing lipstick this time. Does this change anything?"

19:05 - Hey, one of my friends is trying to introduce me to a coworker of hers that she thinks I might be romantically interested in. I don't know much about her other than she seems nice and that I think we might share similar interests. When asked if I had any deal-breakers, I said smoking, and it turns out that she does smoke. Should I completely rule her out based on this one condition, or should I quit being stubborn and just accept someone as they are. I've been single for a long time, and I don't want to keep missing out. -- Leviticus

23:53 - Y - Sent in by Nefariousity, from a deleted Yahoo! Answers user, who asks: "What do angels eat for my book? im writing a book and the girl in my book is pregnant with an angel and I want her to have somthing to crave HELP!!!!"

28:15 - Hey, I'm a guy who just went on a first date with a girl today. She seemed really into me, so we'll go out again later this week. That brings me to my question: what is the Christmas gift-giving etiquette for someone you just started dating? How much should I spend, and any gift ideas?

33:51 - Y - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from Yahoo! Answers user NYCTrimi..., who asks: "Why are these cows yelling? I live out in a field, close to some farms. It's a full moon outside, and these cows are making these loud screaming sounds. Do they do this on full moons? Or is it just them being killed by a predator?"

39:07 - Y - Sent in by Golly Aolly, from Yahoo! Answers user Totally Awesome, who asks: "Is it a sin to have sex with a robot for the purposes of procreation? You know how some couples cannot have children? You know because of an immune reaction by the mother. However the husband could fertilize the wife's egg, and a child could be born, if it is placed in a surrogate mother? Right? Well what if the surrogate mother is an android robot? A robot which is holding the wife's egg. Could the husband have sex with the robot, in order for the couple to have a child?"

44:41 - I have a potential job opportunity in Salt Lake City, which is where my nuclear family lives; however, all of my awesome friends and the whole rest of my life is in Houston. Should I leave it all behind and join the fam and advance the career, or should I stay with the friends I love and hope for the best? -- Hesitant in Houston

47:42 - Y - Sent in by Alethea Eckhardt, from Yahoo! Answers user Julia, who asks: "Does anyone know where to find a gargoyle nativity set? I am looking to find a nativity set in the form of gargoyles. Any suggestions are helpful! Thanks!"

51:09 - Y - Sent in by Lynn W, from Yahoo! Answers user koopie koo, who asks: "How do I tell my girlfriend that her thing down there looks weird? It was the first time I ever saw it on a woman and it looked so weird. Should I leave her and find some other woman that maybe doesn't look so weird down there?"

53:27 - Housekeeping

55:23 - FY - Sent in by Nefariousity, from Yahoo! Answers user Zoro, who asks: "Star Wars fans, can a Jedi use the Jedi Mind trick to induce labor?"

55:41 - TEENS

Trivia

 * Justin mentioned he stopped smoking in approximately 2008-2009.