Episode 308: Burgertrees

Outline
06:51 - Brothers, I just sat down to do some work at Starbucks. The guy at the next table is clearly sketching me in his notebook. I really need to get some work done, but it's very distracting. What do I do? I've tried giving him a direct stare-down, but no luck. And if I do stay here, do I look at the finished product over his shoulder as I leave? -- Begrudging Model In Boston

11:24 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user ivan, who asks: "How was snoop dogg able to smoke for so long, without getting arrested?"

18:27 - I live in a small apartment in Brooklyn, New York, with two roommates, one of whom uses an excessive amount of toilet paper. I'm not exaggerating when I say that she alone goes through at least two rolls alone a day. It's not just that I'm curious about what she does with the toilet paper, I'm sick of riding ten stops on the subway every week with twenty-four rolls of TP because she never buys her own. It's gotten to the point where I'm hiding my own secret TP so as not to be caught with my pants down, so to speak. How do I get her to use a reasonable amount of TP? -- Feeling Shitty In The Big City

27:26 - Y - Sent in by Christopher Lamp, from Yahoo Answers user consumer, who asked: "Why can't we grow burger in tree ?"

39:54 - MZ - Sponsored by Casper. Sponsored by Blue Apron. Advertisement for the Beef And Dairy Network Podcast.

46:30 - I ran into a friend in the library today while studying, and mentioned in passing that I was hungry. He offered me some chips, which I accepted. Then he pulled a family-sized bag of potato chips out of his bag, sat it down on my desk, and said "Here you go," and then walked to sit at a table at the opposite side of the room from me. My question is: how much of this bag of chips am I allowed or supposed to eat? At what point do I return the bag to him? -- Delaney

57:23 - Housekeeping

60:22 - FY - Sent in by Erin Kys, from Yahoo Answers user Mark, who asks: "Would anime be affected if Donald Trump became president?"