Episode 104: I Hate You, Ron/Transcript

Question #1 (05:24)
When are little lies ok in a relationship? My husband is very loosey-goosey when it comes to adhering to Best Before dates, and hates wasting food. Sometimes when he’s at work I throw things away and tell him I ate it. Am I wrong?

Question #2 (14:58) Y
Does Ryan Gosling party?

So I guess this is kind of a complicated question because there are a lot of different angles here. Like does he like to party and is down for whatever? Or does he just… does he just do something like smoke weed/cocaine or maybe just smoke weed when he’s tired. Please only answer if you really know.

Question #3 (21:38)
My friends and I are planning to go to a [accented] karaoké bar in the near future. I want to participate and avoid being that guy who sits in the back refusing to have any fun. There’s a girl I like who’s coming as well, so I wanted to know what song would be best to - and this is in quotes - “sing” [laughing] I have a higher voice, similar but not nearly as good as Jason Mraz if that helps. [Everyone laughs] That’s from Thunderwaffle.

Question #4 (37:10)
I just finished my junior year of college. My spring semester would have been satisfactory - As and Bs, were it not for a miserable D. Getting a D is depressing. At least your spelling is on point. For many reasons I have never gotten below a C in a class and now I have to break the news to my parents who are generously paying for my college education. How do I tell my parents and how do I bounce back from this academic misstep? And that's from a dumb person. That's my… it says quote “That's my new name for myself.”

Question #5 (43:25) Y
How loud is prom music? How to prevent ears from damage.

This may sound weird but I hate loud music and I am scared of it damaging my ears. I have prom next week and I don't want to be the weird one with big ear protectors on ha ha ha ha ha. I have never been to a prom before so I was…

Question #6 (48:58) Y
Is it OK to draw on a dog with magic marker?

Sometimes when my stepdad Ron grounds me, I’ll write messages… I’ll write messages on my dog, he is white, with washable marker and send him downstairs. Just little messages like if I need food or about how much I hate my stepdad Ron. My mom said it will make the dog sick, is she right?

Question #7 (55:22) FY
Why do black men love eating chips at the beach. Is it to be energized for us ladies before they take a dip?