Episode 320: Murder Circus

Outline
05:04 - A woman I went to university with works at my local Starbucks. We knew each other, and I would happily say hello to her and reintroduce myself, except for one problem: she had an identical twin, and I'm not sure which twin it is. Do I have to move now? -- Confused Coffee-Drinker

08:41 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from an unknown "YaDrew Answers" user, who asks: "I think magicians are hot. I can't afford to go to circuses. Is there any other places that magicians hang out where I could meet them?"

14:18 - My office buys food for lunctime meetings. After the meeting is over, the food placed in the break room. I learned from our receptionist that she throws away any food at the end of the day if anything is left. Sometimes there are containers full of food left. I decided that rather than let this food go to waste, I would bring containers on days that food would be available, and try to bring it home. Am I good? -- Not Quite Dumpster Diving In Fishers Indiana

19:54 - Y - Sent in by Erin Kys, from Yahoo Answers user $Calvster$, who asks: "Would you eat a bag of bread rolls? that have been mysteriously left at your doorstep.?"

25:24 - MZ - Sponsored by Casper. Sponsored by Trunk Club. Advertisement for The Greatest Generation.

32:05 - Three weeks ago a praying mantis showed up on our back door. After a week, I put her in a box, and moved her to my neighbor's garden, but the next day she was back in the same place. I don't want to kill her, but she's been very big, and my wife and I are both too nervous to use the back door in case she jumps on us, plus she hangs out on the screen and is always watching. What should I do? -- Creeped In Chicago

36:37 - Y - Sent in by Rachel Rosing, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks: "CAN A PALEONTOLOGIST LIKE JURASSIC PARK OR NO? I hear people say all the time nobody who truly likes dinosaurs should like/be a fan of Jurassic Park,because it's inaccurate..I'm an aspiring paleontologist and I adore the movie..But can I still like it if I'm an aspiring paleontologist???? People act like you cannot like both..:( Update: People call JP fans all the time 'fanboy' and say they know nothing of real dinos..I do,this movie is what made me wanna be a paleontologist..I know some dinos had feathers,I know all this..But can I still be a massive fan of the movie if I become a paleontologist ?"

42:26 - For a few days ago I was on a four hour flight to LA. A flight attendant handed out snacks to me and the other passengers in my row. A few minutes after I finished my cheese nips and peanuts, the man sitting next to me picked up his unopened snacks and motioned as if to say, "would you like these?" I motioned what I felt like was a firm no, and said, "thanks anyway." He placed the snacks on my tray and said, "maybe you'll change your mind later." I didn't know what to do. I placed it in the seat pocket in front of me and put up my tray. When the flight attendant came around to collect trash, I handed her the unwanted packs. Am I good? How can I avoid being the trash man for my fellow passengers? -- Snack Attacked In Kansas City

49:55 - Justin McElroy Fun Fact

50:58 - Housekeeping

53:36 - FY - Sent in by Rachel Rosing, from Yahoo Answers user Before The Sun Sets On Her 16Th Birthday!, who asks: "How can i explain to my idiot aunt that flute doesn't attract snakes?"