Episode 530: Boat Beauties

Outline
00:45 - Intro - The brothers decide to dust off the old "Prize Mummy" segment.

10:42 - I need to take a drug test for a boat captain's license I'm getting. These can be expensive when your company isn't making you do it on their dime. However, I'm also currently job-hunting, so at interviews, I want to ask if there is a drug test, but because I want to take it, since they will pay for it. How do I ask if there is a drug test in a way that indicates I actually want to take the drug test? - Charles, Youngest of Three Brothers

17:20 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from Yahoo! Answers user Katie J., who asks: "What’s the easiest way to get a free boat? I want a boat but don’t have any money. How can I get one for free?"

29:43 - My boyfriend and I went to Publix the other day. I decided to bring my tote to save on some plastics, since I didn't have a lot of groceries to buy. After my boyfriend finished his groceries, I put my tote bag in the bagging area. The cashier noticed and said, "Ah, thank you for being so considerate and bringing your own tote bag," which was nice, but then before I could say anything, he says, "I'm just kidding." I didn't know how to react, so I laughed it off, but it seemed kind of weird. Is it like some kind of inside joke to bring in personal bags? - Going Green in Georgia

36:11 - MZ - Sponsored by stamps.com, Squarespace. Advertisement for Tights and Fights.

41:45 - Who Will Use the Teeth?


 * Tooth Fairy Costume
 * Wooden Backscratcher
 * Container Candles
 * Papier-mâché Sword Hilt
 * Art Containing the Brothers' Essence
 * D&D Dice (for "Wisdom" saving rolls)
 * Earrings
 * Birdhouse
 * Lamp
 * Eyesockets
 * Wedding Rings
 * Christmas Diorama
 * Knitting Stitch Markers
 * Brass Knuckles
 * Mouth-shaped Mug
 * "Okay so you're familiar with Georgia O'Keeffe, right?"
 * Dissolving Time-Lapse as Commentary on the Bourgeoisie
 * Recycled Art Sculpture

58:22 - Housekeeping

60:35 - FY - Sent in by Michelle Smith, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Tom," who asks: "Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt my Mailman?"