Episode 82: Fried Green Lockout

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Heartbreakingly, Herman Cain has announced the suspension of his presidential campaign, due to allegations of sexual misconduct.

03:11 - So brothers, I really like this girl and she likes me; however, she is 2-3 inches taller than me. Is this a deal-breaker? -- Compact In Kentucky

08:28 - Hey, in August I moved into a house with three friends from college. While I was out one day my roommates decorated the house without asking me. I hate the art they hung up on the walls. Here's the rub - the art was all done by my roommate's girlfriend of five years. There is no way I can broach the subject without coming off as a complete asshole. What can I do? -- Irked In Indiana

13:32 - Y - Sent in by Atiana Kuriyama, from Yahoo! Answers user Allison, who asks: "Any good Facebook statuses? I know this sounds tacky, but I haven't updated my status in a while and do any of you have any good statuses that will get a lot of likes? They have to be appropriate for a teenage girl, because my mom gets on facebook like every day. Any funny meaningful, meaningless or cool statuses? All answers greatly appreciated, thank you."

21:20 - Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, and I have presents for my boyfriend and everyone in my family except my middlest sister. We aren't close, and we don't spend time together more than once a month, so it's difficult for me to decide on my own what she might like or find useful. I've asked her to list a few things she might like, but she hasn't offered any suggestions. What can I get my sister that she'll appreciate in case she doesn't tell me what she'd like in time to get it shipped for Christmas? -- Christmas Confounded In Carolina

32:27 - MZ - Advertisement for Stop Podcasting Yourself

33:53 - Internet Celebrities - John Roderick - Hello My Brother, My Brother, and Me... brothers. This is John Roderick calling, and my question for you is I want to learn to be an eBay retailer. I have a lot of junk that I've collected because I'm a collector, and now I'm looking around my house and I'm realizing that I've crossed the line from being a collector to being a crazy person in a house full of crap. So, what better way to unload the crap than to go on eBay, but I can't stand on being on eBay. Whenever I'm there it just confuses me and it doesn't fill me with delight like being in a room full of crap does. So, what I'm trying to do is transition from being a crazy person in a room full of crap to being a wealth person in an empty room, and I think eBay might be the way, but I don't have the first idea how to begin. So, any suggestion or advice for me? Thanks so much... homies.

41:25 - Hey, I'm a 25-year-old male. At work I share a small office with two lovely young ladies about my age, both of whom are close friends of mine that I adore, but the amount of girl-talk and estrogen in the room can quickly become overwhelming. Unfortunately, there aren't really any dudes at work that I can nerd-out with. I need a dude-outlet! What can I do to get the ol' testosterone pumping at work? -- Smothered In The South

45:40 - Y - Sent in by Golly Aolly, from Yahoo! Answers user Ugwegwegweg, who asks: "When a girl wears flip-flops why do I stare at her feet so I can get a glimpse of her soles?"

50:45 - Monthly Observances - National Drunk & Drugged Driving Prevention Month (National 3D Prevention Month)

55:09 - Housekeeping

58:55 - FY - Sent in by Golly Aolly, from Yahoo! Answers user thehotdogbun, who asks: "Bobby Vernier ate my french bread pizza, and i am still angry?"

59:18 - TEENS