Episode 503: How to Get Away with Pinkbelly

Outline
00:45 - Intro - It's a weird time in the world, due to the COVID-19 pandemic. What's even funny anymore? The brothers explore ways to turn Richard Gere into a popular YouTuber. Justin delivers a heartfelt message to the listeners.

18:09 - Riddle Me Piss - Sent in by Michael: "There are three ants.the first one is at the front,second one in the mid and the third one at the back.The front one says that behind me there are 5 ants,the mid one says that behind me there are 3 ants and the back one says that there are 8 ants in front of me?How Can This Be!!! They All Are LIARS!!!!!!!!"

20:40 - My friend is getting a vasectomy soon, and the doctor said he could choose any music he likes. The doctor warned him he would likely associate this music with the procedure forever afterwards. Any recommendations? - Sniptune

24:53 - Y - Sent in by Adrian Cowles, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user that Griffin calls Baymous, who asks: "In college, what's the punishment for roughhousing in class?"

30:35 - MZ - Sponsored by Honey. Advertisement for Heat Rocks.

32:50 - Riddlinpissworth grips it and rips it

33:49 - Right before The Unpleasantness began, the last two big hit shows on Netflix that we got (I don't know, I think everyone on this call got obsessed with at least one of these, right?) was one: The Circle, which imprisoned people in apartments and forced them to only contact each other through social networking. The second big one, right after that, is Love is Blind, where people were put into isolation and forced to fall in love and marry each other. So my question is this, did Taco Bell Netflix get in right under the wire or right before peak relevance?

35:50 - Munch Squad - Taco Bell Triplelupa

47:31 - Housekeeping

51:23 - FY - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user who Griffin calls Picard, who asks: "Can poems have curse words in them?"

51:47 - Kiss your dad square on the lips.
 * Kiss your dad from six feet away.
 * Yell something affirming at your dad.
 * Check on your dad.
 * Send your dad the kissy-face emoji (😘).
 * "Kiss" your dad square on the "lips."
 * Kiss your "dad" square on the lips.
 * Kiss "your" dad square on the lips.