Episode 502: American Psycho 2: The Squeakquel

Outline
00:00 - Jesse Thorn announces that the MaxFunDrive is being postponed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Because this episode was recorded well in advance, it still has some references to the MaxFunDrive, but there are no actual plugs to donate or regular Money Zone advertisements.

02:35 - Intro - It's time to develop the new MBMBaM brand, and it's also time to pay the piper

05:36 - I collected money for a Valentine's singing 'gram for one of my professors, and got $1 from one girl and $2 in quarters from a guy. The gram is $5. Then I got so dang busy, I didn't find the time to buy the 'gram. The money is sitting on my desk. It has been three days. They haven't asked, but they know the professor didn't get a singing 'gram. Do I steal their $3 or awkwardly give it back?

12:44 - Cleaning Out the Closet - Justin does a very good phonecall to The Thundertones

19:21 - Y - Sent in by Jeanette, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user who Griffin calls "Rick," who asks: "Should the Queen move to America, to get a new experiencee?"

23:26 - A friend and I often work together during class, and I want to ask for his number so if I have any questions, I can just text him. However, I don't want him to get the wrong idea and think I'm getting his number for any sort of romantic purpose or ulterior motive. What is a completely normal way to ask for someone's number without perpetuating the wrong idea? - Gmail

30:50 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from an anonymous YaDrew Answers user who Griffin calls "Jamothy," who asks:"Why Siberian Tigers need to be so huge? Their prey seems much smaller, they need to fight Kodiak bear!"

36:47 - Munch Squad
 * Dunkin' adds Snackin' Bacon
 * Einstein Bros to Launch Bagel and Burrito Mash-up

44:52 - Housekeeping

45:25 - FY - Sent in by Johannes, from Yahoo! Answers user T, who asks: "Dude i just recently discovered a new way to eat oats?"