Episode 360: Gatorade Weak

Outline
10:30 - How much cream cheese should I put on my bagel? - Cream Cheese Confounded

18:24 - Y - Sent in by Amelia Burger, from Yahoo Answers user kevinzak, who asks: "How do we make apple juice more relevant to adult consumers? Our company has been pressing apples and making apple juice for generations. All of the apple juice we make is pure, not from concentrate, pressed from local apples and sold shelf-stable, not chilled. We sell our apple juice in four different pack sizes: 1 liter (our best-selling format), a 5-pack of 7-ounce juice boxes, a 128 ounce jug, and a 46 ounce bottle. The primary consumer of apple juice has traditionally been kids. Concern around the sugar content of juice, along with the ageing population and households having fewer kids has led to apple juice declines in recent years. Apple Juice is loaded with health benefits that are relevant to adults, yet it has never been directly targeted or promoted to them. The pure and local nature of our apple juice is on trend with the today’s adult consumer. Note: Solutions with alcohol are not compatible with our brand."

28:57 - I work in a hospital, and today I went to a subway down the street for lunch. I had my headphones in listening to MBMBaM while I was eating, and while I was walking back to work, I took off my headphones when I walked in the door, and apparently a doctor had been following behind me and asked me what I got from Subway. I had no idea who this doctor was, and I just responded that I got a Meatball sammy. He told me his favorite is the Chicken Teriyaki, and continued to tell me that the previous week, there was a special where you could get lobster at subway. Then he just walked away, and didn't say anything else. I don't know what the hell just happened to me, please help! -- Confused in Cincinnati

34:48 - MZ - Sponsored by Casper. Sponsored by Blapron (Blue Apron). Advertisement for Adam Ruins Everything.

39:31 - Y - Sent in by Ryan P. Fami [spelling?], asked by a Yahoo Answers user with no name, who asks: Should I invent a contraption that only the very smart sperm cells are able to make it through?

I am a scientist. I therefore want to invent some sort of maze that sperm cells have to move through. The problem with this maze is that only the most intelligent sperm cells will be able to make it through this maze. Therefore, since only the most intelligent sperm cells will make it through the maze, the egg will only be fertilized by the most intelligent sperm. And an egg fertilized by an intelligent sperm cell will make a super intelligent baby.

43:11 - Whenever I am part of a group photo, inevitably somebody says "Okay, now let's do a silly one." I never know what to do for these, and usually just end up making a face that looks like I'm in pain. Any help for what could be my thing? -- Sans Silly in San Francisco

51:33 - Housekeeping

54:28 - FY - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from YaDrew Answers user Juan Colt, who asks:

"What gun can u picture ash with from Pokemon?"

Trivia
