Episode 505: Slippery When Voltron

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Sonic the Hedgehog's Birthday Bash

10:25 - I work as an editor for a publishing company. The workflow around here is not very steady; some days, I have lots of pages to check, and other days, I have absolutely nothing to do. This was never a problem in the office, as I've gotten pretty good at pretending to be busy when my boss walked by. However, now that we're all quarantined and working from home, I have to send a detailed report to my boss every day, listing the specific projects I worked on. Brothers, how can I beef up my report, so it looks like I'm busy every day, when I'm actually doing fuck-all? - Misleading in Massachusetts

15:01 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user who Griffin calls "Limba," who asks:"When you go to someone's place, what can you learn from their bathroom?"

20:46 - I have a goldfish named "Gibby" that I keep in my room. Gibby is about to be three, and for the past month-and-a-half, he's been picking up pebbles in his tank, trying to eat them, and then spitting them out, very loudly. He does this in the middle of the night, usually at 2 AM. How do I stop him or punish him, without killing him? I still love my fishy boy. - Nautical Naughty in North Brunswick

27:13 - MZ - Sponsored by quip, Stamps.com. Advertisement for Heat Rocks

31:55 - Munch Squad: Throwback Edition, sent in by Quinn - Domino's 1993 30' Dominator Pizza

45:30 - Y - Sent in by a few people, from Varsha, who asks: "i cried more during the death of optomus prime than i cried during the titanic. is that okaY? Updated 6 days ago: i didnt really care that much ...felt it was so stupid. would have frozen with him LOL Updated 6 days ago: but everytime i see optimus prime die in the cartoon especially i dont care if i saw a kevin hart video prior, i lose all control. anyone agree Updated 6 days ago: how he stab optimus prime? that like our father"

53:06 - Housekeeping

54:41 - FY - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from Yahoo Answers user Wewe, who asks:"Turtle pregnancy... How they do it?"