Episode 128: Y Tu Hermano Tambien

Outline
05:08 - I like to write a little in my free time. I'm not super good at it and I'm not trying to get published, but I have an over-active imagination so it seems like a good way to burn off thoughts in my head. I recently found a good friend of mine also writes for similar reasons. I've always wanted a writing buddy, where we could both sit down for an hour a week or something and write. If we ran into a wall, we could bounce ideas off each other. Is this a good idea? How do I suggest this to my friend without sounding like I'm pressuring them or sounding like a dick? -- Fitzgerald Seeking Hemingway

13:50 - Y - Sent in by John Tabler, from Yahoo! Answers user Vela Okay, who asks: "What does it take to start up a new cemetery? Business is going to be good, I predict more people are going to be dying all the time. I want to offer 'preservative-free' burials, so the body decomposes faster and gets back to being fertilizer asap."

21:46 - MZ - Sponsored by USS Flagship. Sponsored by Bob Ball.

30:35 - Y - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from Yahoo! Answers user Phillip, who asks: "How much would it cost to bronze my corpse when I die?"

42:01 - I have a roommate who is constantly eating my food. He will always eat 99% of something and leave one item left. For example, he ate most of my pretzels but left one, and ate a full jar of pesto with said pretzels, but left a spoonful of pesto. He ate an entire bag of gummy bears, but left a single bear. I feel petty asking him to stop eating my groceries, but he doesn't do any grocery shopping on his own. How should I deal with this without sounding like a petty roommate?

49:19 - Y - Sent in by Valerie Rogers, from Yahoo! Answers user Paul, who asks: "What is the sexiest dog? I sometimes jog in the dog park around the corner from where I live. The other day I got talking to a model who was walking her Daschund said she would like to see me again. I told her I walk my dog there a lot so she would probably bump into me sometimes. The problem is I don't have a dog. I now have to buy one so she doesn't know I was lying to her so I could maybe get laid. I am wondering what type of dog I should get? I want to get the sexiest dog possible so I have the best chance of getting into her pants. What would you dog owners suggest? Which dog is most likely to drive her crazy? Also I need one that doesn't make much noise because my wife can't find out, she doesn't like dogs!"

56:16 - Justin takes a firm stance against his first-born daughter dating jugglers, wizards, and prestidigitators.

58:36 - Housekeeping

62:11 - FY - Sent in by Krista Whalen, from Yahoo! Answers user Jamie, who asks: "Anyone else have the phobia that batman's going to smash your head into the mirror while you're peeing?"