The McElroy Family Fun Hour Brought to You by Totino's

Outline
00:00 - Intro - Hosted by Justin McElroy, Travis McElroy, Dorothy McElroy, Justin McElroy Jr., Little Scrunky McElroy, and Griffin McElroy. Griffin challenges himself to a Pizza Roll Power Hour, where he eats a pizza roll every minute.

04:49 - MZ - Sponsored by Totino's.

05:52 - Hey brothers, back in the day my roommate and I would always have Totino's Party Pizza night once a week where we would each eat a Totino's Party Pizza (pepperoni). Now I am older and married, and while I still turn to some pizza rolls every once in a while, I feel that I am ready for the advanced flavors. What's the best way to turn up my Totino's games? What are your best Totino's life hacks? -- Hungry In Cincinatti

09:01 - Y - Sent in by Zoe Kinsky, from Yahoo! Answers user Purtee56, who asks: "Have you ever noticed Totino's Pizza Rolls have 16 in a 15 pack? I've gone through 5 boxes of different flavors of Totino's Pizza Rolls and they all have 1 extra. It says 15 count but it has 16.. Is it like that intentionally? or am i getting weird boxes."

11:31 - Tipsy Pete, The Totino's Tale Spinner

15:55 - Sometimes when I eat pizza rolls, I like to stick goldfish crackers inside them. Is this an approved use of Pizza Rolls brand pizza snacks? -- Josh The Vault Dweller

19:00 - MZ - Sponsored by Totino's.

20:08 - Sad Libs

22:48 - Hey brothers, I was wondering what wine pairings you would suggest for a special meal of Totino's. -- Definitely Not Eating Alone

24:47 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from "YaDrew Answers" user GREG, who asks: "Can you live off just Totinos party pizza's for food? They seem to have all food groups in the supreme.?"

26:27 - MZ - Sponsored by Totino's.

29:01 -  Subway Totino's Hacks

30:14 - I don't know how it started in my family, but Totino's Pizza Rolls have always been called "Pizza Pillows". I've said this my entire life, and now, as an adult far away from my family, when I suggest we get some pizza pillows, I always get blank stares. Should I stop saying it, or stay true to my roots? -- Trevor

32:19 - Do pizza rolls always have to be divivded evenly, or should a Big Beautiful Man like me (a BBM) be allowed more than my smaller female partner is? -- Hungrier In Chicago

38:32 - MZ - Sponsored by Totino's.

39:45 - Housekeeping

41:12 - Closing Song: "A Nightingale Pizza Roll Sang in Berkeley Square", sung by Justin McElroy