Episode 533: Butterbobs n' Batteries

Outline
00:45 - Intro - If you could, consequence free, spank Donald J. Trump right on his behind, on national TV, would you do it? Please THINK before answering - Justin McElroy

16:17 - The office I work at is having a Halloween party with a costume contest. Prizes for said contest are: 1st place gets a month's paid rent, 2nd place gets a paid vacation anywhere in the continental United States. Now I don't mean to brag, but I've had some luck with costume contests in the past and I have confidence that I could win. However, I do not live in a place that charges rent and I'd really love a vacation. Brothers, what costume should I wear to guarantee 2nd place? - Haphazardly Happy Halloween in Houston

24:35 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Davis", who asks: "If humans had beaks instead of noses, would we still kiss? ? Ok, so, kissing is weird, right? If you think about it? But we do it, and we like it, but would we, even if we had beaks? How would we kiss then? Why don't birds kiss?"

32:15 - MZ - Sponsored by Warby Parker, Honey. Advertisement for Tiny Victories.

36:28 - Munch Squad - Featuring Count Party Bagel
 * Einstein Bros adding Party Bagels
 * Heinz Tomato Blood Ketchup

49:28 - At what point does an aquarium become a zoo? The aquarium near me has three sloths, which I never thought was weird until I was talking to a friend about it, and she thought it was super weird that there were land animals and birds at the aquarium. How many land animals is too many land animals for an aquarium? At what point does it become a zoo? Or is there a midpoint where it is a zooquarium? - Elizabeth from Maryland

56:15 - Housekeeping

59:20 - FY - Sent in by Aaron/Erin, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Legion", who asks: "Would you think that Dame Judi Dench might occasionally visit this Royalty category and offer an answer under an alias?"