Episode 520: Genuine Clean Fauciballs

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Happy Birthday, Bugs Bunny!

07:59 - MaxFunDrive

10:04 - At the office, my desk is right next to our single-occupant bathroom. Unfortunately, I am able to hear some of the louder sounds that come out of the bathroom. However, there's a new guy in the office who goes into the bathroom and immediately starts playing drums on his legs. The thing is: He's really good. I've been looking for a new drummer to jam with, and would love to ask him to jam sometime. How do I approach the new guy and tell him that I'm impressed with him bathroom-drumming, and invite him to come jam? - Shamefully Shy in Chicago

15:50 - Y - Sent in by Adrian Cowles, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Megum," who asks: "why do cello players shake their head when they play the cello?"

20:46 - I've just purchased a basketball for my father's birthday. Unfortunately, he decided he would go out and buy one for himself at the end of the week, two days before I was going to give it to him. The problem is simple: How do I keep him from buying his own basketball while not letting him know what I've done? Because of everything, the store is not accepting returns. I don't want him to buy another thing. What can I do? - Basketball Bungle in Bonnecticut

26:37 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers whom Griffin calls "Prestum," who asks:"Do people travel to the usa for good american food like hotdogs and burgers?"29:04 - MZ - Sponsored by Stamps.com, Honey.

32:43 - Munch Squad 41:15 - MaxFunDrive
 * Bang Energy RADICAL SKADATTLE - Sent in by Katey
 * KFC Meat of the Future - Sent in by Caroline
 * PDQ Chicken Tender Milkshake - Sent in by John

44:33 - Y - Sent in by Adrian Cowles, from Yahoo! Answers user Britbrit, who asks:"What is some advice you wish someone would have given you before starting your own clothing business? ?"

56:13 - Housekeeping

58:02 - FY - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "a bear," who asks:"How was The Golden Girls filmed in front of a live studio audience if it was filmed in a house?"