Episode 498: Single Sleeved Sweater

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Griffin debuts his newest mouth sound, which balloons into an old-timey radio drama. Unfortunately, this was the brothers' very last untapped source of jokes.

08:57 - There is a lively security officer in my office, who walks around and has a rhyming nickname for everything, like "Mrs. Brown from Downtown," or "Mr. John Who's Rockin' On." When they come up to me, they just say, "Hey Zach." I don't have any beef with this security officer and I've been here for over six months. What can I do to get a great nickname? - Default Name in D.C.

13:27 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user Noah, who asks:

"Is Buzz Aldrin allowed to climb into the exhibits in the Air and Space Museum? If Buzz Aldrin wanted to go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington DC and climb into the original Apollo 11 capsule they have on display, could the museum staff stop him? Regular people can't do this in museums, but he's the whole reason it's in the museum in the first place. This question also applies to other situations, like if Leonardo Da Vinci was alive and he went to the Louvre, took the Mona Lisa off the wall, and walked out with it. Could he do that?"



18:12 - Haunted Doll Watch - Bumbum The Haunted Clown Doll Vessel

24:42 - I work at Dunkin' (Donuts) and I have many customers that I see every day. One of my regulars is a guy (maybe late 20s) that smells really fucking good. Every time he walks in, the whole store suddenly smells better. How do I compliment him on his good smell without it being weird? Could I at least ask him where/how he got this good smell? - Good Smells in the Smoky Mountains

33:12 - MZ - Sponsored by quip, Stamps.com. Advertisement for I, Podius, with John Hodgman and Elliott Kalan.

37:47 - Reach for the Stars "1/5 Stars: Dirty and looked used. I bought this as a gift for a friend. She likd the thought, but when she opened it from the shipping package, it was dirty, sticky and looked gross. I wish I had opened it first cause I would maybe have been able to clean it up and make it look new. 1/5 Stars: Not cute. I bought this for a gag gift but it wasn’t funny it was just ugly. 1/5 Stars: Hollow plastic not durable. Got it for a gag gift for the wife. Knocked it off the counter before ever using it and it broke. The plastic is hollow and is not durable for drops and use. With wine.... things will be dropped... eventually. Sir Perky Novelty Bottle Stopper"

"3/5 Stars: Quality of the product. Not sure how good it is going to be. 3/5 Stars: nah nah 3/5 Stars: Fair Not a bad product 4/5 Stars: Perfect for a Gift Exchange Bought this for a random gift exchange with friends. Cute, easy to use, held up well over multiple uses in the microwave and enjoyable for most people who love smores even when not camping or near a fire. Otherwise unecessary, just use a p[late on top of the smore on top of another plate so prevent the marshmallow from puffing up too much rather than melting properly. Microwave S'mores Maker" SingleSleevedSweater.jpg 42:33 - Griffin finds a hole in his sweater and rips the offending sleeve off. He then proceeds to flex for his brothers on Skype.

44:28 - Y - Sent in by Michelle [Smith], from Yahoo! Answers user Carol, who asks:

"Wolud you like pinecones more, if they were alive, and colud crawl around?"

50:40 - Housekeeping

54:02 - FY - Sent in by Adrian Cowles, from Yahoo! Answers user Disco Stu, who asks:

"Is it me or is The Purge totally implausible?"

Trivia
