Episode 518: Pepperoni and Vicki

Outline
00:45 - Intro - It's the Max Fun Drive

03:20 - Riddle Me Piss - Sent in by Hazel "There is a huge painting in an art museum. Everyone looks at it more than the 'Mona Lisa', yet the painter is not famous.Why? The huge painting was the wall.No one is usually famous for painting a wall. What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes? Farts."

08:21 - I just met a cute girl. Within five minutes of conversation, I told her I was going to visit some friends across the state (about a three-hour drive). She exclaims that her father opened a pizza shop in that area. She asked for my number. I am instructed to tell her father that she sent me. I will likely receive a free pizza. Do I get pizza from this girl's father, or is it too early to meet her parents? - Hungry and Confused in Ohio

12:40 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from Yahoo! Answers user Felix, who asks:"Which years are the good wine years? I've only ever had a couple sips of wine in my life but I always hear people who are wine experts saying stuff like 'that was a good year'. I want to sound like I know what I'm talking about if someone ever offers me some wine so I was wondering if anyone knows what all the good wine years are?"

18:21 - Max Fun Drive

21:44 - My wife and I recently moved into our first home together. Upon removing a ceiling tile in the basement, an entire stack of the previous owner's porno VHS and DVDs fell out of the ceiling and onto the floor. What do we do? Do we reach out to the previous owner to see if they want them back? - Surprised in Milwaukee

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32:20 - Munch Squad Retro - Sent in by Nathaniel - Taco Bell's Free Mir Space Station Tacos

44:47 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from Yahoo! Answers user Sean, who asks:"How to get back at my jerk co-worker? Every time we're in Zoom meetings, and I start waxing philosophical about our business- we sell tires, by the way- he refuses to engage and just says something sarcastic like 'ok, plato' and everyone laughs, just laaaauuughs, their ugly yellow teeth showing like the rotten top of an old fence. I try to insist that what I was saying had some value, and my boss tries to placate me, right? He says 'oh you know we love you, Sean' and he tries to move on. But I sit there and seethe, every single time, watching these robots rattle off facts and figures. I feel like I never have the perfect retort, no matter how much I try to write it out beforehand, it's never ready for prime time. Does anybody have a good one I can use? Drop your venmo and I'll pay you for it."

51:38 - Max Fun Drive and Housekeeping

53:30 - FY - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from Yahoo! Answers user Josh, who asks: "How do I get rid of pickle smell off body quick? My mom cant know I've been eating her pickles. She gets off work soon and she's gonna smell them unless I get it off. Tried shower. Still stinks. Update: She knows."