Episode 157: Chris Sabones

Outline
06:43 - I love my job; however, it is an unusual occupation. I'm a seamstress for a company that makes costumes and accessories for anime fans, furries, and bronies (and yes Griffin, we make Pokémon costumes). My problem is that in small talk with strangers people always ask "what you do?" which causes all sorts of problems. Some people assume I'm into these things (which I'm not) or it results in me answering tons of questions, usually the same. What should I do, brothers? Should I just lie about my job? Or is there a quick sentence that can explain my job without the assumptions or repetitive questions? -- Gmail

11:58 - Y - Sent in by Daniel Gellar, from Yahoo Answers user economicsdicky, who asks: "What does an average American look like? What does an average American look like?"

18:37 - I've recently been drafted by a group of friends into a fantasy football league, which is a sport I have effectively zero interest in, and an activity I don't understand and therefore fear deeply. Is there any way to take part in this league and not embarrass myself while at the same time avoiding actually learning anything about football in the process? -- Sam From Lakewood

25:17 - When you're staying at a friend's house, are you allowed to use their shower stuff? -- Sneaky Shower Sampler

28:24 - Farm Wisdom

31:01 - MZ - Sponsored by Extreme Restraints. Advertisement for Jordan Jesse Go.

34:48 - Y - Sent in by Ira Wray, from Yahoo Answers user Nigel, who asks: "Is it fun to butt chug diet pepsi max? I was wondering if doing it gets you buzzed faster than normal?"

41:45 - My wife and I recently found out we're going to have a second child. For our first one, we got a name pretty quickly, and that's worked out pretty well, but we're stumped on this one. Any advice on finding that perfect name? -- Addled In Alabama

46:13 - Y - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from Yahoo Answers user Cassie, who asks: "Want to berry stuff. What will protect it in the ground? I want to put stuff in a box and berry it. What will protect the box?"

49:56 - Housekeeping

53:03 - FY - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from a deleted Yahoo Answers user, who asks: "How much are 120 silly bandz worth?"