Episode 457: Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice

Outline
0:45–Intro. The boys endorse a new brand they invented: Beanjuice mugs.

8:26–My wife thinks I am bad at napkins. She claims this because whenever we go out to eat at a place where you have to get your own napkins, I do not. The reason I don't is because someone always gets napkins and inevitably grab more than they need. Then I swoop the unused napkins as needed and life goes on. She maintains this is rude behavior. I maintain it is napkin efficient. Who is right in this?–Nipping Napkins

15:32–Y–Sent in by Amy, from Yahoo Answers user ronpaul2012, who asks: Do I still have fraud protection if I post pics of my credit cards on Facebook?

My friends show off their PS4, flat screen TV, and cars. I want them to think I am rich with credit cards.

I have lifelock so even if someone steals my identity I'm confused

21:43–MZ–Sponsored by Stamps.com, Squarespace. Advertisement for Beanjuice. Advertisement for MaxFunDrive pins.

26:40–Justin announces a new segment: Off To See The Lizard. This is a segment where they talk about Jimmy Buffett selling weed: Jimmy Buffett and Surterra Wellness's Coral Reefer

32:05–Y–Sent in by Freddie, from Yahoo Answers user AJ14872001, who asks: "Do the contestants actually die on Ellen's Game of Games in the final round?"

38:41–I work at a VA that is fairly busy. The other day, I was leaving to get some lunch and walked down the main stairway. I said hello to some people as I got to the bottom, turned around, and proceeded to check my pants for my wallet. I've grown accustomed to smacking my phone, wallet, and keys when I leave places. However, I'm fairly certain I've just walked down some stairs and drew attention to myself by saying hello, then turned around and smacked my right butt cheek in a lobby full of people. How do I face these coworkers, or am I just done? Do I pack up and leave?–Mortified Butt Smack

39:20–Surprise Guestspert: Griffin Newman, who plays Arthur on The Tick and co-hosts Blank Check, drops in on the call to give his two cents on the butt smack.

52:24–Housekeeping

54:05–FY– Sent in by Michelle, (from unmentioned Yahoo Answers user Philip L,) who asks: "How bad is Cheesecake Factory? For my body?"