Episode 521: Ah, The Soup Mess

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Old Bill joins the podcast to help put away all the old, unused sex toy jokes.

07:00 - MaxFunDrive

08:43 - I come to you today in need of advice. I sent applications to many a college. Many have sent back "swag," (that's stuff) as they like to call it, but one college sent me the most exquisite shirt. It proudly proclaims I'm a member of their Class of 2024, which I am not. I have worn this shirt many a time at home, as it is extremely comfortable. I wore it in public once where someone yelled from a 6' distance, "Yo! Mascot represent!" (They didn't say "mascot" obviously.) I had to pretend I didn't hear him. What do I do if this happens again? - Miss Represented Alma Mater in Maine

14:06 - Y - Sent in by Graham Roebuck, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Lucius," who asks: "I dropped my library book in the toilet and I need to return it by tomorrow? After pulling it out of my toilet most of the pages were wet. Can I still take the book back, if not, how can I dry it without damaging in even more?"

19:14 - I recently got a new water bottle that's big enough to hold the recommended daily intake. I've been filling it up at my work's water cooler with no issue, but as I was filling it up today, two people got in line behind me. One of my coworkers started talking about how we only have a limited number of water jugs for everyone to use, how I should just take one of the huge gallons back to my desk, and joked if I was going to replace the bottle when I was done. What's the etiquette here: Should I fill my bottle up at home instead? Should I step out of line if other people are behind me? I just want to stay hydrated. - Professionally Parched

26:34 - MaxFunDrive

30:15 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user James, who asks: "How do I get the most out of my time at the Olive Garden?"

39:25 - MZ - Sponsored by MeUndies, Squarespace.

41:51 - Munch Squad x Celebrity Wine: Why Not? - Cheez-It and House Wine Rosé - Sent in by Chris

54:25 - Housekeeping

55:42 - FY - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user whom Griffin calls "Jerrm," who asks:"If I get blood all over my tax return form, will they audit me? I don't feel like starting over?"