Episode 202: Face 2 Face 7: Big Snapple

Outline
04:41 - I'm from the mid-west, and since moving to the New York I've heard that Diet Mountain Dew is a "broke-ass" or "trashy" soft drink. Is this true? Am I drinking a soda that would make me look trashy? -- John Wagner

08:02 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Ols Cubs Fan, who asks: "Is a love seat called a love seat because people have sex on it?"

11:01 - I recently decided to move in with a friend of mine, and all seems to be going well so far. My issue comes from when we signed the lease. I had come to the lease-signing prepared to pay for my half of the deposit, only to find that my roommate had decided to pay the entire amount. My question now is what do I do with the money I would have spent on the deposit? Am I required to spend it on stuff for the apartment, and if so what should I spend it on? -- Suddenly Affluent In Astoria

16:10 - Y - Sent in by Evin Weston, from a suspended Yahoo Answers user, who asks: How do I make the garbage man fall in love with me?

I'm in love with him. I wait every Monday morning and first Friday of every month to see him use those big strong arms to pick up the garbage can. No matter how much garbage I put in there, he still picks it up with ease. How do I win his heart?

19:53 - When ordering my pizza online the other day, I accidentally typed in the wrong apartment number. By the time I noticed my mistake and called the pizza place, it was too late. The people in the wrong apartment took the free pizza rather than admitting that it wasn't theirs. I know where these pizza thieves live. What are my options? -- Crustless In California

27:42 - MZ - Sponsored by Simple. Personal message from Don. Personal message from Tilda Swinton's Pussy & Associates.

33:18 - Y - Sent in by Evika Filnoic, from Yahoo Answer user grand duchess anast, who asks: Have you ever heard of the Mcdizzle at McDonalds?

i have heard of it and only one of my friends heard of it. do you know?

41:12 - From The Audience - I'm the oldest of four, and I've always gotten along fine with my siblings, but I don't have a lot in common with them (they're more like super into sports), but now we're all getting to be grown-ups, and I feel like there are so many families that have so much tight sibling bonding. How do I get to be friends with my siblings? -- Marco

45:39 – From The Audience - So we are heading to the beach in a few weeks, and we have a great friend who we love who is going with us. He happens to be one of those friends, though, that every story you say, he possibly has one that tops it, I mean constantly. How do we spend nine hours and not chuck him out of the car? -- Laura Fry

47:53 - Y - Sent in by Derrik Engel, who asks: Is it ok to trim my dogs' pubic hair?

i just got a dog for my fiance and it is about 5 to 6 months old. when she rolls over you can see extremely long pubic hairs. is it ok for me to trim it or will it effect the dog?

52:24 - From The Audience - So, my younger brother is about to leave for college, and I've moved home since then. How do I deal with being basically the only child again, for the first time since I was five? -- Ryan

55:55 - Housekeeping

58:59 - FY - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Cecil Altair Zeo, who asks: "Who invented cranberries??"

Deep Cuts

 * Travis and Griffin have a goof that is a direct reference to "Part of Your World" in The Little Mermaid.