Episode 408: Come and Get It!

Outline
07:59 - I work in an art museum, and people are always asking me about my art. The problem is I'm not an art student, I just work there. I have blue hair and I'm standing there looking at art, so i get it, but it's always awkward when they find out I'm actually a law student and often they don't believe me. They usually make an awkward comment about the way that I look to justify the assumption. What could I say to make the whole thing less weird? - Deceptive in D.C.

12:19 - Y - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from Yahoo Answers user ?, who asks: "What problems do us farmers have?"

20:13 - For about a year now, I've been collecting screenshots of men on Tinder or OkCupid holding up a fish, lobster, or crab in their profile pictures. I have nearly 150 now. What should I do with them, and why do men think this is attractive? - Hook, Line, and Tinder in Nova Scotiaundefined

28:09 - MZ - Sponsored by StitchFix. Jumbotron for Dungeons & Hangovers and Orcs Orcs Orcs. Message for Chloe, Ian, Sarah, Anna, and Super Secret Friend Zone. Message for Smeliot. Advertisement for Sawbones.

36:31 - Y - Sent in by "a couple folks", from Yahoo Answers user Bad Guy, who asks:

"When feeling the heat, do you usually bail out or stay for the action?"

43:12 - Munch Squad - McDonald's & Sprite's MIX Tropic Berry

51:18 - Every few weeks, my friend brings his Wii U over to my house to play Smash Bros. While playing, we typically trash talk and poke fun at each other. My four-year-old daughter loves to watch us and comments on how we're doing. One day, I was pretty handily beat - two stock in about a minute. My friend, excited in his win, called me a "fucking scrub". Excited by my devastation, my daughter turned to me and shouted quite loudly, "You fucking scrub!" How do I get my daughter to love me again and respect my premium game skills, and should I worry about her swearing? Probably not, right? - Sulking in Smashville/Denver

55:00 - Housekeeping; Travis misspells "McElroy"

59:25 - FY - Sent in by Adrian Cowles, from Yahoo Answers user Schwaaaaab, who asks: "Is there anybody born in the 20th century alive?"