Episode 440: The Naming of 2019

Outline
00:45 - Sloppy nasty intro - Review of previous yearly themes. Griffin doesn't remember 2014. Justin blends every year prior to 2016 in a pot called "GOOD." The brothers think they did a pretty good job of collaborating in Collaborate-Teen.

06:52 - Naming of the Year
 * Twenty-Equine-Teen: This Year, We Buy/Steal/Acquire Through Some Sort of Means a Horse (Travis)
 * Twenty-Vaccine (Justin)
 * Twenty-Vine-Teen: A Six-Second Celebration (Griffin)
 * Twenty-Sign-Teen: What's Ace of Base Up To? (Travis)
 * Twenty-Signs-Teen: Revisiting a Shyamalan Classic (Griffin)
 * Twenty-Brine-Teen:
 * The Sea is Calling (Justin)
 * Make Meat a Treat (Justin)
 * Are You Gonna Eat Your Pickle? (Travis)
 * Twenty-Spine-Teen: Check Your Posture (Griffin)
 * Kevin Kline-Teen (Travis)
 * Chris Klein-Teen (Travis)
 * Twenty-Wine-Teen: Better With Age (Griffin)
 * Twenty-Whine-Teen: Complain About It (Travis)
 * Dollar Sign-Teen: Get the Money (Griffin)
 * Frankenstein-Teen:
 * Befriend a Monster (Griffin)
 * Use What You Got (Griffin)
 * Twenty-Mine-Teen: There's Gold in Them Hills (Justin)
 * Refined-Teen: The Champagne of Years (Teresa, presented by Travis)
 * Refine-Teen: The Champagne of Years (Teresa, presented by Travis)
 * Twenty-Fine-Teen:
 * The Champagne of Years (Travis)
 * Fine, Okay, Fine (Justin)
 * Undermine-Teen: Destroy It From Within (Griffin)
 * Twenty-Pine-Teen: Man, That Smells Good (Travis)
 * Realign-Teen: New Priorities, New You (Griffin)
 * Twenty-Shine-Teen: Unbushel Your Candle (Griffin)
 * Bloodline-Teen: There's Power In Your Ancestry (Justin)
 * Twenty-Twine-Teen: We All Get Really Good At Indie Game Development (Justin)
 * Twenty-Online-Teen: The Web is Waiting (Justin)
 * Offline-Teen: Unplug, Renew (Griffin)
 * Twenty-Nalgene: Moisturize It (Lin-Manuel Miranda with a late suggestion)
 * Twenty-Loveline-Teen: Bring It Back With Us In It (Justin)
 * Twenty-Brine-Teen:
 * Build a Boat In Your Tub (Travis)
 * Build an Ark, We Command It (Justin)
 * Siri is Calling (Travis)
 * Kevin Kline-Teen:
 * The Sea is Calling (Griffin)
 * You Gonna Eat That Pickle? (Griffin)
 * Destroy It From Within (Griffin)
 * Turpentine-Teen: Start It Over (Justin)
 * Pearls Before Swine-Teen (Travis)
 * Equine-Teen: This Year We Get A Horse (Travis)
 * Strychnine-Teen (Travis)
 * Tagline-Teen: That's the Tagline (Travis)
 * Fine Wine-Teen: The Champagne of Years (Travis)
 * Wine and Dine-Teen: The Champagne of Years (Travis)
 * Clandestine-Teen: Keep It Quiet (Travis)
 * Genuine-Teen: Keep It Real (Justin)
 * Ginuwine-Teen: Jump On It, My Pony, My Saddle's Waiting (Griffin)
 * Sparkling Wine-Teen: The Champagne of Years (Travis)
 * Twenty-Divine-Teen: The Magic's In You (Travis)
 * Asinine-Teen: Get Silly With It (Travis)
 * Power Line-Teen:
 * Eye to Eye (Justin)
 * Amp It Up (Justin)
 * Frankenstein-Teen:
 * Become Unkillable (Justin)
 * Fire Bad (Justin)
 * Become the Monster (Griffin)

32:00 - The brothers finally decide on Frankenstein-Teen: Become the Monster.

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35:14 - Riddle Me Piss"So you're a math whiz. You know two nickels is 20 cents. How much is 1,000 Canadian pennies? Nothing. In Canada, pennies are worthless."

37:40 - I'm a 32-year-old, very nerdy graphic designer, and I live/work in a co-op apartment building, and there are many people of all ages living here, including what has been described as "roving packs of teens". The other day I was in the elevator with one of these so-called teens, and they said I looked cool. I've never been cool my whole life. If a teen says you look cool, does that mean you look cool? - Keeping it Cool in Canada

41:15 - Y - Sent in by Nathan Smith, from Yahoo! Answers user Nathan, who asks:"How can I get sponsored for parkour? Ok so i have been training parkour for 6 months, 14 hours a day. i can doing anything anyone wants me to do, for example i just accomplished a quad kong vault outside the other day, which is one of the hardest tricks ever. i take this profession very seriously, and push my self to my best of my ability's ever day, trying to create new moves and making parkour even harder for myself. i'm 16 if the even matters and i get home schooled. i only went to a parkour gym once, then decide to learn parkour on YouTube carefully and was successful about it. i would like to get sponsored, and go pro. i'm not going for the money but wanting to go for the experience and meet new people to learn new moves and bring my skill to the next level. please give me a legit website, and i will be deeply grateful. have a great Christmas day for who ever celebrates it!"

46:35 - My friend and I are on vacation in Ireland for the holidays. An old man at a pub just sent a round of beers over to our table and wished us a merry Christmas. We were about to leave. What do we do? We're planning on drinking the beers but we don't know if we're supposed to buy him and his friends a round now. How do we leave this pub without seeming like ungrateful tourists? - Gifted in Guinness in Galway

55:15 - Housekeeping

57:34 - FY - Sent in by Merit Palmer, from Yahoo! Answers user Sasha, who asks:"I ate an old life saver candy cherry flavor will I die from the oldness of the candy please help?"