Episode 526: Why Not a Wizard?

Outline
00:45 - Intro - David Blaine Watch

09:30 - I live in an apartment building, and today the windows are being warshed. Since I am working from home in a tiny apartment, my desk is six inches away from the window, and a window-warshing guy just dropped into view. We acknowledged each other and I thanked him, and now I'm sitting here pretending to work, staring at my computer screen, while this gentleman is literally six inches from me, staring back at me while doing his job. I have a full cup of coffee and toast already on my desk, so there's no excuse to get up and putt around the kitchen. The anxiety I currently feel is unlike anything I've ever felt. How do I most effectively convey the fact that I am definitely working and not just trying to avoid eye contact with him? - Working in Washington

15:16 - Y - Sent in by Sean, from Yahoo! Answers user Nope, who asks: "Why hasn't there ever been a wizard wrestler? Like in WWE. The wizard wrestler would have special powers like controlling other wrestlers via telekinesis. He'd definitely be jacked and wear a speedo, but he'd also have a big white beard and a wizard hat."

30:16 - MZ - Sponsored by Audible, Raycon. Advertisement for Still Buffering.

34:55 - Yesterday afternoon, my roommates and I had a tie-dye party, where I brought the dyes and we were going to do a bunch of shirts. At least, I thought we were. My roommates both only brought one shirt each, and then had fun dying some of my old t-shirts as well. Looking at the shirts now before washing, I am 100% certain that once I unwrap one, it's just going to be solid yellow, because she used too much dye and I didn't notice. This is going to be so disappointing, especially since now I have cool shirts to her one solid yellow shirt. What should I do? Try to fix it before giving it to her? Tell her now, almost 24 hours later that I didn't notice she messed up? Throw it away and start a whole new shirt? Please help, I don't have much time before I have to give the shirts back. - Tie-dying for an Answer in Chicago

40:18 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from an anonymous Yahoo! Answers user "Preston Digitation," who asks: "If you could combine two sports to make a new sport, which two would you pick and why?"

47:31 - Munch Squad
 * Wienerschnitzel Announces Lineup for New Cheesy Ooze Fest Event
 * Taco Bell Removes Mexican Pizza
 * Reese’s Brand Saves Your Morning With New Reese’s Snack Cakes

58:56 - Housekeeping

40:18 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user Brian, who asks: "Can I order a subway sandwich deconstructed?"