Episode 501: Face 2 Face: Jeans-Washed Acid

Outline
0:00:00 - Clint sings the theme to the late '70s sitcom "WKRP In Cincinnati" before reading the show's disclaimer.

0:01:45 - Intro - The brothers (including hometown hero Travis) discuss Clint's dated reference and Griffin's Ukrainian Bob Seger folk dance injury.

0:05:38 - Riddle Me Piss - Sent in by Scott McFall: "So this man is in a swamp.And he is in boat and he is about to fall out.He is notwareing a life jacket.So he grabs somthing hairy so he does not fall out.What did he grab? A bobcats tail.The bobcat is in a tree.p.s I hope it does not eat him!"

0:08:56 - My roommate is not a woodworker, and yet he has taken it upon himself to do work on our wood furniture; specifically, our dining room table now has rounded and (at best) "rustic" corners, thanks to his efforts. Other plans include building a shelving unit above his already-wobbly IKEA bed and cutting the couch in half to make two chairs. On the one hand, I want to be a good friend and support his new interest and hobby. On the other hand, I like my furniture without saw marks. Brothers, how can I encourage my roommate to broaden his carpentry horizons without sacrificing any more furniture? - Concerned in Columbus

0:13:02 - Y - Sent in by Emma Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user LowDown, who asks: "How to recover from a horrible Sax performance? I had a performance tonight which for me went bad.  Hit some notes without really resolving them and had some fumbles while playing.  People said it sounded good, but in my soul I know better.  How do I go from here, because my performances have gone down, and now I think I might not be asked to play again next year.  Thanks in advance."

0:19:02 - In our high school's local theater, I've been looking for a way to set myself apart as more than just "the guy who does lights" while also trying to deal with the crushing anxiety weight of being on stage. How do I set myself apart from the rest of these theater kids and really stand out? - Thespian in Cincinnati

0:22:52 - Play Along at Home! "Which well-known talk show host was the mayor of Cincinnati? Jerry Springer. What are the two secret ingredients in Cincinnati Chili? Cinnamon and Chocolate.   Which infamous celebrity criminal was born here on November 12, 1934? Charles Manson.   Greater Cincinnati is home to Vent Haven, which houses over 900 artifacts. What is this museum dedicated to? Ventriloquist puppets.   Fredric Baur, the inventor of what famous snack food, is buried here? Pringles (and the Pringles can)."

0:27:12 - Munch Squad - KFC And Crocs Debut Bucket Clogs

0:35:50 - Y - Sent in by Adrian Cowles, from Yahoo! Answers user blue foxsocks, who asks: "Has anyone else ever craved a smell? I'm currently craving the smell of scrambled eggs, which is a food I don't like the taste of. So has anyone else ever craved the smell of a food?"

0:41:05 - I'm getting married to a wonderful woman later this year, but recently learned she often fails the "Prove You Are Human" tests on websites. The other day, after several failed attempts, I had to tell her which photos to click to get through. How can I be sure that the love of my life is not a robot? - Hoping They're Human from Huntington, West Virginia

0:46:30 - MZ - Sponsored by Audible, Blue Apron, and Squarespace. Advertisement for The Jackie and Laurie Show.

Audience Questions
0:52:04 - I have a baby and I have to work, and I work for The Ohio State University, so we have a pumping room, because we're pretty progressive and also legally, they're supposed to have one. So I spend a good deal of my time in the lactation room, pumping my own human milk. So, it's real boring in there and all I can hear is that Err er Err er noise of the pump and the real problem is: I've tried to come up with a couple ways that are fun to pass the time. First, I tried knitting, but then I needed my hands, and then I tried listening to podcasts or watching TV, but the real problem is the pumping room is attached to a conference room and I start laughing. Here's the thing, there's always a meeting in there, every time I have to go in, and so, between the Err er Err er Err er and then me cackling with laughter... So is there anything I can do to have fun while pumping my own human milk that's not too loud? - Courtney (she/her)

0:57:54 - My girlfriend is really awesome, but she's kind of a picky eater, so she only really likes one restaurant, and that's Fazoli's. I don't really like Fazoli's. (The breadsticks are just like, salty bread.) My roommates and my friends find that really funny, so every time we have to find somewhere to eat, they all vote Fazoli's, and so we get Fazoli's like way too much, and I just never want to go there again. So what can I do to never have to walk into a Fazoli's ever again? - Brian (he/him)

1:03:10 - I am going to driving school currently to, you know, learn how to drive like a normal performing citizen. I fell asleep, like mid-class one day, but I woke up and there was just a mint in my mouth. And I didn't consume a mint beforehand... I was considering, like, confronting the class, but I didn't, because that would be a horrible idea, no one would fess up to putting a mint in my mouth [except Travis]. - Ryan (he/him)

1:08:00 - My little sister is extremely popular in high school, she's friends with like, everybody. I showed her JNCO jeans at first and she screamed that they were ugly. So I showed her acid-washed jeans and she was into it. How can I get her to bring it back into style, to influence all her friends at school, to bring acid-washed jeans back? My father-in-law makes the best acid-washed jeans you've ever seen. - Maya (she/her)

1:13:00 - Housekeeping

1:15:33 - FY - Sent in by so many people for the last month or so, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user Griffin calls Billiam, who asks: "How was Batman alive if his parents died?"