Episode 135: TWENTY-DIRT

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Justin got a new mic for Christmas. Travis got a new iPad mini.

07:21 - My boyfriend and I have been dating for almost three years, and we can both see ourselves in it for the long haul, but when we talk about the future I want to live in a beautiful apartment in the city, and he wants to live off the grid in a cabin in the woods. While I support being self-sustaining, I still want all the cushy amenities of life. Is there a compromise here? What would you do? -- Vexed In Vancouver

13:46 - Y - Sent in by Ira Wray, from Yahoo! Answers user No Name, who asks: "Is it acceptable to wear a Snuggie in church? Have you ever seen anyone wearing a Snuggie in church? Do you wear one? If I went to church I think it would be nice to snuggle up in the pew with your Snuggie and Bible. They should make them in religious themed prints for that purpose."

18:43 - How do you get the cat-poopy smell out of your office when you're trying to do comedy? - Justin McElroy

19:54 - Hey brothers, should I eat mashed potatoes with a fork or a spoon? -- Mashed In Kentucky

25:13 - I frequent a nearby arcade, and when I'm there I like to play some of the games that give tickets for reward such as ski-ball. However, as a grown man I have absolutely no use for these tickets whatsoever. I usually look for the nearest child at the end of the day and give them a fist-full of tickets to brighten their day. However, I am worried this makes me look like a creeper. Is it acceptable to do? Should I just leave the tickets in the machine for kids to stumble upon theirselves, or should I just stop this entirely and just leave with a handful of spider rings every time? -- No Tickey, No Problem

33:39 - MZ - Personal message from Brit, Cam, Yassir, Adam, and Jones. Sponsored by Extreme Restraints.

41:29 - Y - Sent in by Ira Wray, from a deleted Yahoo! Answers user, who asks:"Is it weird my bf wants a puppet show for his 30th? He's never wanted anything before and if I ever ask he says 'nothing'. But today he said very seriously that he would love so much to have a string puppet show perform for his birthday. Should I book him one or is it weird for him to want that?"

50:50 - Housekeeping

53:52 - FY - Sent in by Ira Wray, from Yahoo! Answers user You Don't Even Know, who asks:"How did Fred Savage go back in time to narrarate himself?"

Trivia


Deep Cuts

 * Griffin asks about "doodads and whatzits galore," which is a misquote of the song "Part of Your World" in The Little Mermaid.