Episode 326: Open-Source Burger King

Outline
00:45 - Intro - Doctor Strange Watch

10:32 - We just bought a house, and when we looked in the attic we found 280 rolls of toilet paper in unopened 40-pack boxes. I did the math, and at Sam's Club this is 137 dollars worth of toilet paper. To make it stranger, the toilet paper wasn't there at the home inspection a month beforehand. I'm weirded out - should we use it? Am I good? -- Vexed In Virginia

21:47 - Y - Sent in by Paul Courboisier, from Yahoo Answers user Crystal, who asks: "Have you ever bought burgers at one place and fries at another? I prefer Hardee's burgers but I don't like their fries so I usually get them at McDonald's. People probably think I'm weird walking into McDonald's to buy fries while carrying a Hardee's bag."

31:30 - MZ - Sponsored by Squarespace. Sponsored by Casper. Sponsored by That Baseball Show.

39:14 - Jackie Chan Stories

41:58 - Munch Squad - Wendy's Taco Salad

47:15 - I share my dorm at college with another girl who's recently been using my menstrual pads. I pay 20 bucks for them, so I feel like I should ask her to buy her own (at least before she uses up all mine), but I'm also a shitty roommate. Should I let her have the pads as an apology for being messy and staying up to late, or put my foot down? I also pay for our toilet paper, paper towers, and tissues by the way. -- Miffed In Montreal

50:19 - Y - Sent in by Molly Bruce, from Yahoo Answers user Kevin, who asks: "Marlin[sic Monroe poses with 2 hand guns in her hands crossed over each other i want to put it on a shirt for a friend where can i get the image so i can in large it?"

57:35 - Housekeeping

60:39 - Y - Sent in by Zoe Kinsky, from Yahoo Answers user Ghost, who asks: "Am I the only one who thinks the actor Dwayne Johnson looks like The Rock from WWE?"