"Bro's Better, Bro's Best: Ch. 16 - 30" was originally released on October 28, 2013.
Description
In the second part of our "Travis is on his honeymoon so we're improvising" special, Justin and Griffin recount some of their favorite MBMBaM memories from the early days.
Suggested Talking Points
Freak in the bedroll, dad stew, Fergimorphs, the flannel algorithm, pores, going fetal, the Rock Lobster diet, crotch attention, fleshy acorn, Wilson Phillips
Outline[]
01:48 - Episode 28 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user :), who asks:
Is the human centipede real?
03:01 - Episode 15 - Recently I was in a situation where I was provoked at a large, public sporting event. There were some unkind words exchanged, and I was asked to stand up and fight. I was certainly up for it, after how annoying the guy was to me, but given I was outnumbered, surrounded by 50 police officers, as well as being with a new peace-loving friend, I decided to just grit my teeth and move away. I'm about to turn 19, and I've noticed that as I get older, I am put in more of these types of situations, even when keeping to myself. So I ask you, should I man up and attempt to take out the next schmo that goes off at me, or should I continue to back off? - Ramsey
05:28 - Episode 21 - My girlfriend and I can never pick dinner easily. We've tried setting up alternating nights of who picks dinner, going through all of our options together, and even picking out recipes and restaurants and assigning each one aside on a d20 and then roll for dinner. However, each night still ends up with a 30 minute conversation on what we eat, regardless of our methods of choosing. Is there a better method to choose dinner? Are we just doomed to an eternal existence of not knowing what we're going to eat, or can the greatest advice cast let us know what to eat? - The Peckish Pair
07:25 - Episode 27 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Floyd Brewer, who asks:
I am trying to get my son trained to defecate in a bag instead of a toilet (or diaper). Any suggestions/tips?
My wife and I are very environment conscious and have been thinking of ways to teach this to our three year old son. He isn't potty trained yet and we don't really want him formally trained to use a toilet which we believe wastes water and drains resources. My wife and I started going in bags about two years ago and we use the excrement (blended with other materials) to fertilize our garden and also sell it to friends for extra spending money. But we have had problems getting him to squat and be patient enough to go. How can we encourage him? Prizes? Punishment? What has worked for you?
Additional Details: He won't need a bag to be packed into his backpack because he will be home schooled.
Again, he doesn't have to worry about getting made fun of because he will be home schooled.
10:24 - Episode 15 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Lala, who asks:
How do you get airbrushed poreless skin naturally?
Is it possible?
12:15 - Episode 25 - I've just started this wonderful relationship with an amazing girl I met through Dungeons & Dragons tabletop gaming group. The problem is: I have never been in a serious relationship before. I don't know when or how to display the appropriate signs of affection (hugging, kissing, holding hands). Please help as soon as possible. -- Dating & Dragons
13:59 - Episode 16 - Ever since my son could speak, my wife and I have been in disagreement about one thing: what to call his private area. My wife, being a traditionalist, refers to it as his penis. I, being a little more hip, call it his junk. Now when he refers to it as his junk, my wife cringes and gives me dirty looks. What do you guys think? Where do you stand on the matter?
16:25 - Episode 24 - I can't seem to get my wife's attention! We both work fast paced jobs, long hours, and long commutes. We're either going full speed or passed out from exhaustion. We tend to buzz right by each other on most days. My question is, how can I get her to slow down and start hanging out more? I'd like to do something special, so I figured I'd solicit some expert advice from you guys. As a side note, Molly (my wife) is a loyal listener, so she should be listening right now, assuming you get to my question. Maybe a plea directly to her would do the trick. The MBMBaM wedding proposal was a home run; could you spare a little magic for us? -- Chris
18:09 - Episode 23 - Is it wrong to take a naked Jacuzzi with your dad and other men in a men's locker room after a hard workout? Before you start leaping to conclusions, no one checks anyone out, but it seems silly to me to dirty a new swimsuit after working out, especially since it's a five minute Jacuzzi before a sauna. I mean, even if I wore a swim suit - you are naked under it anyway. - Jeff
22:06 - Episode 20 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user DK, who asks:
How should I wear a flannel shirt without looking bad?
It is a red-black plaid flannel shirt.
Options:
white v-neck
black wife beater
white wife beater
black crew neck
grey crew neck
no undershirt
how many buttons undone?
0
1
2
3
etc
Bonus:
What type of jeans?
Add or deduct things.
I am a guy.
I am skinny.
I have short hair.
25:10 - Episode 26 - In the baseball analogy, what is getting to third base? I think it’s pretty clear that second base is getting to touch boobies, and home is intercourse. What would you call third base? I think it’s gotta be something at least with the possibility of orgasm. What do you think? - Seth
26:20 - Episode 26 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user River Cole, who asks:
What does Bj Or Hj Mean in sex terms?
well my friend used it in abbrivations and idk what it means:/
28:48 - Episode 14 - Do you have any suggestions on tactics to respond to people like this and still keep my sense of self-worth? -- Tucker
29:43 - Episode 18 - There's a hot girl cashiering at my local hyper market. I have only seen her once, and have not been through her checkout line. What can I purchase at her register to make a great first impression? Is there a sequence of items that will make her mine?
31:22 - MZ - Sponsored by Hulu, Extreme Restraints. Personal message from Robert and Tiffany Eaton. Personal message from Justin (not Justin). Advertisement for Sawbones.
37:46 - Episode 19 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Robert Allen Cullen, who asks:
What would I have to do to become a wizard?
I would like to be either a Vampire or a Wizard and I haven't gotten anything too promising on becoming a Vampire, so i would like some information, some steps to take to become a Wizard.
40:06 - Episode 28 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user The Coltrane, who asks:
Why are cats testicles furry and humans not?
I would like furry testicles thank you. Furry cat testicles look so cool, dont you think so?
41:29 - Episode 29 - I work at the most monotonous job ever, and your podcast brightens my Mondays. I was wondering if you could recommend any other podcasts or activities to make my workdays more exciting. - Formspring
42:28 - Episode 30 - Episode housekeeping, in which they riff for co-DJs Rocky Horror and Bird Flu.
45:02 - Episode 16 - Episode intro, in which Griffin reveals that he used to think "R&B" stood for "Rap & Beats."
45:58 - Episode 23 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Know-It-All:
Who sings better justin bieber or sisqo(the thong song)what?
the thong song was the biggest single since billy jean(Michael Jackson) do you think justin can top that
48:26 - Episode 21 - I'm currently a senior in high school and I'm in charge of making our prom go on without a hitch. Do you guys, the wizards of cool, have any ideas for a venue, theme, or other advice? - Cody
48:48 - Episode 18 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user BlueDevilATVRacer, who asks:
How do I get my girlfriend to start to rub my crotch while we make out?
Ugh, I don't know how to get her to. We've been making out since forever and I get excited but my crotch just needs some attention. How do I go about this?
50:38 - Episode 19 - How old is too old to wear skinny jeans for fellas? - Jarret
51:57 - Episode 14 - Hey it's a Saturday am. I was serious questions for you this time. One, do you think that will me, I'm loser, mall. Hey, do the or innocent and why he had act. - Voice Mail
52:26 - Episode 14 - So, I'm 19 and from Scotland. I have been actively going out drinking, fraternizing in the clubs for about a year and a half now. I'm coming to America for a few weeks, months, in September and I'm not going to be allowed to legally drink. What the fuck do I do? I go out about three to four times a week at the moment and I can't imagine the horror of not being allowed to drink. What would you guys suggest to do to fill my time or to get into bars?
53:13 - Episode 15 - How do I leverage my new car into getting girls? - Evan
54:15 - Episode 14 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Treetops, who asks:
Is there an easier way to lose weight than this?
[The music video for Rock Lobster]
54:55 - Episode 19 - We've experienced the wide world of hookups and dating. Whose job is it to provide the condoms? - Laura
56:57 - Episode 18 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Ashley P, who asks:
IS THIS TRUE MY MOM SAID THAT AFTER U HAVE SEX YOU WONT GORW ANYMORE EX:GET TALLER?
58:28 - Episode 20 - I'm a guy and I'm thinking of shaving my legs. If so, how far up the leg should I shave? What are your thoughts on men shaving legs? - Formspring
59:36 - Episode 18 - I was just laid off on Wednesday, and rather than seeking new employment, I decided to chase my dreams. Good idea or bad? - Joe Martini
60:44 - Episode 22 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Ben Edwards, who asks:
I think that i am in love with a goose, what should i do?
64:42 - Housekeeping
65:39 - Episode 28 - FY - From Yahoo Answers user Billy Raynolds, who asks:
Why do chinese people eat food?
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