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"The Soul Furnace" was originally released on May 1, 2014.


Sorry so late! Sorry so sloppy. Love you like a sister.

Suggested Talking Points

April Flowers, Clooney Patreon, The Littlest Detective, New Swears, Gorilla vs. Lion, Jesus Comedy Clinic, Caesar's Last Breath


03:27 - I'm a recently single 27-year-old female. I've always had a thing for older guys, but I'm wondering how old is too old. -- It's Not Because Of Daddy Issues

09:13 - Y - Sent in by Alan Black, from Yahoo Answers user Beth, who asks:

Can I become a police officer? But i'm tiny?

Although I have the option of striving for something more academic, its always been my passion to help people. I want to be on the front lines.

My problem is that I'm very small. At only 5'4 and 100lbs... won't it be difficult for me to do my job? I work with horses and sometimes face difficulties due to my size, but do have techniques and tools to aid me in most situations to achieve the same outcome that a larger/taller/stronger person would get. Would working as an officer require similar techniques/tools? Or, would I really be struggling with this shortcoming?

If it helps: I live in western canada.

Additional Details: I don't believe drawing your gun to intimidate people is something law enforcement encourages on a daily basis.

15:26 - My wife is expecting our firstborn in July, and I'm trying to keep my cursing to a minimum. I recently used "cowabunga" in place of an expletive, and let's just say I suffered some serious mockery from my wife for using that word. Can we please suggest some place-words I can use instead of typical expletives? -- Cussin' In Canada

24:17 - Y - Sent in by Justin Minsker, from Yahoo Answers user Jack_X, who asks:

Large Silver Back Gorilla vs Large Male Lion!? The Gorilla is Said to be strong as 10-12 World Strong Men or higher..
It Have Massive Scary Arms that can ripp Limbs..With a bite of 1000+
The Useful Hands and Thumbs For Grabbing. The Gorilla is Around 500 pounds but Obese gorilla have been Around 600 pounds With Deadly Canines as the lion
the Lions Is a narutal Predator
There Strategy is aim for throat lock and Kill
THe Claws can Leave terrible Scars
With Deadly Canines
Large Males can weigh up to 550 pounds

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39:50 - I'm a stand-up comic, but I'm also a youth pastor. I know there is much-deserved stigma associated with Christian comedians. I wouldn't even consider myself one; I'm a comedian who just so happens to be Christian. I'm also a huge MBMBaM and Max Fun fan, so that should show that I have an actual sense of humor. How do I get people to take me seriously in comedy without completely hiding this other part of my life? -- Embarrassed In The Bible Belt

46:23 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Blondie, who asks:
Level 6 Yahoo Shaman

I kissed a guy a year ago is his spit still in my mouth?

Last year I made out with a guy is his spit still in my mouth

Additional Details: was his spit ever in my mouth?

Additional Details 2: I had sex with him too

53:17 - Housekeeping

55:53 - FY - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from a suspended Yahoo Answers user, who asks:
Level 7 Yahoo Shaman

What nationality is He-man?


On Jesus Comedy Clinic

He is the most honest but also like supportive - that's what I love about Jesus.Travis


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