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"Pissbeards and Pooh Corner" was originally released on October 6, 2014.

Description

Nothing is sacred, nothing is safe. Farm animals: You're done. Chip clips: Roasted. Goldblum: So sorry. Kenny Loggins' most sensitive works: Toast. We're sorry for us.

Suggested Talking Points

Spooks Not Goofs, Sexual Jeapordy[sic], Clip the Chip, Superfriends, Richard Gere Scarecrow, Farm Wisdom Returns, Justin Becomes the Monster He Fears So Much, Ruining Pooh Corner

Outline[]

04:14 - Email - I know a guy who is very clearly crushing on me. I have told him I'm not interested in dating him (twice actually, but I think he forgot the first time). I would like to remain friends with him, because (despite him not being the sharpest pin in the cushion) he's fun to be around, so how can I get through to this guy that I, as a chick that is not into dudes, will never want to date him?

09:08 - Yahoo - Sent in by Rachel Spurling, from Yahoo Answers user Nina, who asks:

Why does my baby have forehead lines?
I just have my son a week ago and he was born with lines on his forehead.. The kind older people get from raising their eyebrows too much, worrying, and stuff like that.. Well why does my baby have them? I have never before seen or heard of babies having them. Is it normal? I keep convincing myself that it's my fault because I literally stressed every day while I was pregnant. I know only time can tell but do you think he'll always have these lines or is there a chance they'll go away as he gets older? Again he had them right when he came out of me.

14:02 - Email - I'm a 25-year-old student, and I'm in pickle. The vast majority of my friends are women, all the way from high school through uni, and the various places where I've been employed. I'm perfectly fine with this, I enjoy their company, and I don't feel like I'm missing anything by not having a group of male friends to bro out with; however, I'm not doing so well in the romantic scene. Whenever I've tried asking a girl out, I got rejected. I don't need any help getting out of the "friend zone" (that concept is stupid, and besides I'm quite fine with keeping my friends as friends) - I just don't understand why I seem to get along so well with women in a platonic context, but fail miserably whenever I try to find that special someone. Help me out, brothers! How do I find that other half of my life that I'm missing? -- Lovelorn In The Levant

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The Invention of Scarecrows w- MBMBaM

Animated by Tyler Crowley

20:29 - Yahoo - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Sadie, who asks:

Haunted corn maze actor tips please?
Im working in a maze this year and my character is a saloon girl cannibal and i cant think of anything to say? Wht would be scary to you?

27:16 - The Money Zone - Sponsored by Nature Box, SquareSpace. Personal message from Jeff. Personal message from Autumn.

33:30 - Farm Wisdom - Billy Goat arousal

36:26 - Email - I'm very awkward when it comes to receiving compliments, and although it's very nice to hear that someone likes something I'm wearing or my new hair cut, I always have some very odd responses. I have a terrible habit of needing to respond where I got something or how I got it as soon as it is acknowledged. Now, if getting these things from somewhere interesting or I had a cool story behind them, that might be different, most of my clothes I get second-hand, or I cut my own hair, so our conversation usually ends in a lull where the person stares at me waiting for some kind of point to my story. Brothers, how can I learn to respond to things without going on long and boring tangents, not unlike this question? -- Talkative Torontonian[Note 1]

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James Buffet - MBMBAM Rough Animation (WIP)

42:24 - Griffin loses his mind over how much Justin loves Jimmy Buffett

43:24 - Yahoo - Sent in by Justin Rubio, from Yahoo Answers user JB, who asks:

Best FAST RAP HIP HOP songs to have sex to?
I love really fast and loud hip hop songs.
e.g drop - timbaland and magoo
or songs like: lip gloss - lil mama
and i also like fast paced club music like : warp 1.9 - bloody beetroots
thanks :)

51:11 - Housekeeping

  • Recommended Maximum Fun Network podcasts: The Flop House, Baby Geniuses, Destination DYI, Lady To Lady, Bullseye, Sawbones, Judge John Hodgman

58:53 - Final Yahoo - Sent in by Laura Sacha, from Yahoo Answers user Jackson, who asks:

How did DMX voice get like that?

Quotes[]

On Sexual Jeopardy[]

“This doesn't sound like a person that wants to be your friend. If they don't take no as an answers, and they also don't take "I'm a lesbian" for an answers!”
— Griffin

Notes[]

  1. Justin mentions the "Juddalo" apparel line he created together with Justin Russo, which can be found here, or @juddalo on Twitter. The brand makes references to juggalos, The Judds, and Judd Hirsch.

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