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"Streaks on the China" was originally released on November 24, 2014.


We think we've dished out about all the advice that exists in this, the material plane. Come with us as we dive into new worlds, and explore the infinite possibilities of THE CRYSTAL REALM.

Suggested Talking Points

Serial Pringles, Thank You Topaz, The Truman Show Modesty, Look Stealing, Rude Peeps, Fancy Jism, Scott Bakula Slash Fic, Magic Angel, Clipper Rippers


06:39 - My wife won a car a while back, and firmly believed that it had something to do with a lucky crystal she bought. Ever since then, there has been an increasing amount of crystals appearing around the house. Am I good? - Gmail

10:39 - Y - Sent in by Sarah Bensen, from Yahoo Answers user B4i√uru/18?, who asks:

Game Recognize Game

In The Truman show, do they film him when he's in the shower, in the toilet or making love?
Cause they film every second of his life, but those things are pretty big parts of everyone's life, and I don't think they'd show the whole world that. It's a pretty big plot hole.

16:07 - I do my laundry at the Laundromat. Sometimes when I go to bump my clothes from the wash to the dryer, all the driers will have clothes in them. Some of the driers won't even be in the process of drying the clothes; the clothes will just be hanging out in the dryer, taking up space. What's the appropriate amount of time to wait for the owner of the clothes to arrive and remove their dry clothes before you just get fed up and take the clothes out and put them on the counter somewhere so you could use the dryer? -- Ornery In Oregon

19:35 - Y - Sent in by Rachel Spurling, from Yahoo Answers user Brian, who asks:

Game Recognize Game

Why is Peepaw so rude???
So today I was at my Peepaw's household and he sneezed in my face! then laughed about it!
he's always doing rude things like this and tripping me and my boyfriend when we walk by and spitting on my ferret. the other day he even picked his nose and wiped his booger on my clothing!
how can we get him to stop being so rude?

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38:03 - My girlfriend has started writing a harry potter fan fiction with two characters loosely based on us.[Griffin interrupts Justin for unknown reasons]. She has told me that these two character eventually end up dating. I’m a little worried. Will her writing reveal uncomfortable truths about how she sees me or wishes how I was. Should I stop reading now, or am I worried about nothing? -- Confundus Charmed In California

44:28 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Joe, who asks:

Level 700 Yahoo Sham

Chris Angel vs. Santa Claus?
Who is more magical??

48:29 - Yesterday, my roommate of 5+ years walked into my room and asked to borrow my nail clippers like it was the most normal thing in the world. I have two questions for you guys, but the answers were real obvious: Is that okay? (No.) How do you say no to that? (No, you may not use my nail clippers.) The real question at the root of this is: how do I figure out what other weird stuff he thinks is normal? -- Please Don't Use My Nail Clippers In Pittsburg

50:42 - Housekeeping

55:40 - FY - Sent in by Rachel Spurling, from Yahoo Answers user Greg, who asks:

Was Jermery Pearl Jam arrested for the stuff he did in the video?


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“I'm going to say two words, Justin: Fugue state.”
— Travis


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