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"Sisterball of the Dribbling Shorts" was originally released on December 14, 2015.

Description

The metamorphosis has begun. Come all, and bear witness to our rebirth into a new world -- a world full of hoops, dunks and wonder. Come, luxuriate in our basketball fantasies.

Suggested Talking Points

Basketball Fantasies, Bubble Gum Adventures, Fair Use, Tardis Impressions, Griffin McElroy's Slam Dunk Sports Wine, Spurs Dad, Huntington Revitalization Project


Outline[]

Basketball_Boy_(MBMBaM)

Basketball Boy (MBMBaM)

Animated by hotdiggedydemon

00:45 - Intro - Griffin went to a college basketball game and is now the world's #1 Basketball Boy.

07:39 - What is the legal wait time before eating neglected household foods? For example, if my significant other purchases cookies and neglects to eat them for two weeks, am I within my rights to go to town on those cookies? -- I Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar

15:14 - Y - Sent in by Level 9000 YaDrew Druid Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Melton[1], who asks:

Would it be a violation of any rules to read questions and answers of Yahoo Answers on my podcast?

20:17 - A large package came in the mail yesterday. It's a Christmas present for me, from my wife or someone in her family. She keeps goading me to open it, but I'm a baby and I love to wait till Christmas Eve[sic] to open presents. The thing is, we are flying to see our family over Christmas, and she says it's too heavy, and it would make no sense to bring the gift there with us. Okay, yes, and also I'm 95% sure I know what it is, and I really want to use it now, and not when we get back in JANUARY. What should I do? -- Jamie

28:13 - MZ - It's your fault if you can't find Griffin McElroy's Slam Dunk Sports Wine on Club W, Personal message from Rachel and Suzanna, Personal message from Brandon, ad for The Flop House.

38:08 - Y - Sent in by Rachel Rosing, Game Recognize Game, from Yahoo Answers user Anton, who asks:

How do I get my parents out of the house? im a sophomore in high school and wanna throw a party. my parents are kinda strict... but please.... give me ideas and advice to get them out of the house so i can have a party

54:35 - Housekeeping

57:52 - FY - Sent in by Zoe Kinsky, Climbing that Ladder, from Yahoo Answer user № 5, who asks:

Did you lose all respect for Steve Guttenberg as a serious actor when he did Dancing with the Stars?

Quotes[]

On What Fair Use Means[]

“The other day I saw something through my neighbor's window that I wanted, so I fair used into their house and I just took it. And he caught me doing it, so I fair used him right there and left.”
— Griffin

On Parents And Board Games[]

“What are you guys doing tomorrow night? Just another boring night of staring at each other as you regret your life decisions?”
— Travis

On HGTeenV[]

“HGTV: The T stands for Teens... Wait, I think the T is just... part of 'TV.'”
— Griffin
“Today we're gonna put nachos in your garden! This isn't your mom's garden! Today I made this precious pergola all outta skateboards!!”
Martha Stewart 2, for teens

On Parting Kimonos[]

“Let's part the kimono even more.”
— Griffin
“Let's just take the kimono off at this point.”
— Travis
“I'm taking the kimono off and guess what? There's just nothing under there.”
— Griffin
“Let's rip the kimono open.”
— Travis
“Let's throw the kimono in the garbage.”
— Griffin
“Let's get in the shower and let our disposable kimonos melt into the drain.”
— Justin
“I'm gonna get one corner of my kimono stuck in the document shredder and watch as it's just disintegrated.”
— Justin
“I'm gonna step out of the taxi and I'm gonna shut a little bit of my kimono in it and it's gonna drive off with it.”
— Griffin
“I'm gonna sell my kimono to buy you a watch chain for your wife.”
— Travis


References & Links[]

  1. Name made up by Griffin
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