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"The Bagel Bite Tree[Note 1]" was originally released on November 1, 2010.

Description

You trying to get your month started off right? We can't think of a better way to do so than to take the next 48 minutes and 13 seconds, and just like, chillax. It's time to coast through the last two months of 2010 on a soothing cloud of brotherly advice.

Suggested Talking Points

The Calm, speed rail lovemaking, cat genitalia-watching, PDA, Lil' Sleepy Jon, pinochle, the Keith Urban series, Bret Michaels' face, the politics of the centipede


Outline[]

00:25 - Intro - Listening is a two way street.

02:35 - Email - How can I deal with my suite-mate's raucous, arrhythmic lovemaking? Her squeaking bed is getting to me. I've suggested the beanbag, but to no avail. I'd pop in my headphones and listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me, but you don't put out enough episodes. -- SuperSarah77

05:37 - Y - Sent in by Austin, from Yahoo! Answers user JusTmE, who asks:

Why does my cat have huge boobs!!?
only the back two and I'm positive she is not nor has ever been pregnant. I got her when she was tiny and got her spayed asap. That is when I noticed her boobs getting bigger and bigger. Is that at all normal?
Additional Details: She is a calico if that matters...


07:30 - Y - From Yahoo! Answers user The Coltrane, who asks:

Why are cats testicles furry and humans not?
I would like furry testicles thank you. Furry cat testicles look so cool, dont you think so?


13:21 - Email - How does one gain swagger when entering a club? I want to become a ladies' man when I go to clubs/parties. Any tips? -- Swagless

19:16 - Email - All my friends and everyone in my class are so immature. Anytime my teacher says the word "ball" or anything that sounds like "penis," they laugh. Should I suck it up and pretend to laugh, or tell them to shut up? -- Benjamin

22:09 - Y - Sent in by Jonathan Bartram, from Yahoo! Answers user Keith Urban F, who asks:[Note 2]

Does sausage have seeds?
I told my friends at school today that I thought sausage had seeds in it, and they all thought I was crazy, but I've always thought that sausage has seeds in it. Does it?


26:11 - Email - My friend recently sent me a picture of his new tattoos, and I do not like them at all. We are very good friends, and he respects my opinion. I don't want to lie, but I also would rather not tell him the truth. How should I respond?

33:02 - Y - Sent in by Max Jackman, from Yahoo! Answers user :), who asks:

Is the human centipede real?


41:10 - Housekeeping

46:39 - FY - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from Yahoo! Answers user Billy Reynolds, who asks:

why do chinese people eat food?


Quotes[]

On Gaining Swagger With Age[]

“I have swagger in my sleep now! Like, involuntary swagger. I'll wake up- I'll wake up sometimes and my wife'll be kissing me, and I’ll be like, 'What are you doing?' She’s like, 'Your hair just looks so baller while you're sleepin', I think you've got your swagger right and your sexy down.'”
— Justin

Trivia[]

  1. This episode was originally titled "The Bagel Bite Tree and the Shemale Kitten," but was later changed to "The Bagel Bite Tree."
  2. The title goof appears in this section.

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