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"Kung Fu Panda 3 Watch" was originally released on February 16, 2016.

Description

Everybody said it would never happen - that America hadn't done anything good enough to deserve a third installment in the Kung Fu Panda saga. And they're all right: We don't deserve Kung Fu Panda 3, but we got it anyway. And because of this gift, we have something to talk about for the first ten minutes of our podcast.

Suggested Talking Points

Kung Fu Panda 3 Excitement, Ticket to Paradise, A Calm Response to Travis' Museum Nights Memories, Weightlifting Music, Three Dougs, Popeye's Eulogy, Three Serious Messages


Outline[]

0:44 - Intro - Ten solid minutes of expressing our excitement, KFP FMK, Throbbing Cock and Penis Tom

10:55 - If I offered a coveted ticket to an event for free to someone, how long should I give them to respond? I had someone hem and haw for weeks before giving me a response about going to ComicCon with a free hotel room provided. Another friend waited a week to tell me they couldn't make it to a music festival. -- Irritated Altruist

23:09 - Y - Sent in by Morgan Davy, from Yahoo Answers user Wade, who asks:

Can anyone recommend any good weightlifting music?

I'm making a playlist of workout songs for my high school weight room and I need some great heavy metal songs with great pump up riffs and heavy drums. Nothing from the eighties please. Late 90s to modern day please. Youtube links would be appreciated.

NO RAP/POP/HIP-HOP/TECHNO!!!

28:52 - MZ - Create modern works of art with SquareSpace, Photo Jojo has apple juice, Griffin's special wedding book, Personal message from Sierra, Madden, Puppy, and Peggy. Ad for Pop Rocket.

37:41 - I'm a fashion student. I love clothes and putting together outfits. But, like you say, a ship in harbor is safe, and sometimes I mess the heck up, and if this happens NBD I'll go change, but my friends and fam now make fun of me for times when they've seen me in two or three outfits in a day. I paint, and go out pretty often, so it's not just from sartorial floop-ups. My question is, how are people not doing this? Are some people just okay being uncomfortably socially or physically with their outfits? Do I have a problem? -- Not Currently In The Nude In The North XX

40:50 - Y - Sent in by The "Po" Of Humans Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user stefy, who asks:

Please i need to know how to start with popeye the sailor man eulogy for muy speech class? Please i need the speech for this monday

46:26 - Housekeeping

55:09 - FY - Sent in by Level 9000 YaDrew Druid Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user abby, who asks:

Can anybody find out if billy zane is available to sell pasta at my new store cal pasta?

Quotes[]

“A spiritual sequel to The Human Centipede.
— Justin, on Kung Fu Panda 3
“Fuck, marry, kill: Jack Black, Po, Po with Jack Black's head.”
“I would probably fuck and kill all of them.”
— Justin & Travis
“The best laid plans of mice and men just go straight down the toilet when a werewolf rolls up.”
— Griffin
“...email me and I will make sure you get enough Fandango cash to go see Kung Fu Panda 3. If you use it for anything else, I'll fucking know. ... I will end you. If you go fucking see Deadpool I will spend all my days trying to hunt you down. I will salt the earth. I will call your place of employment and say horrible lies. Dark lies. ... This film is Certified Fresh, 81%, please stop fucking around and go see Kung Fu Panda 3, in theaters now.”
— Justin
“Sometimes, we all have struggles, and I know our listeners have expressed to us how our show has helped them, and I know for future generations, everyone's gonna have things that they're going through. I don't mean to be bleak, but I don't know your struggles. But I want to make sure that when my daughter comes of age, and her daughter, and her daughter after her, and they have struggles in life, I want to make sure there's a new Kung Fu Panda movie for her. Every generation needs its Kung Fu Panda movie.”
— Justin

Deep Cuts[]

  • The brothers mention that Travis McElroy has a dark passenger, which is a reference to the TV show (and book series upon which the show is based on) Dexter.

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