Justin: | [singing] Happy birthday to you / Happy birthday to me / Happy birthday dear Travis (and Justin) / Happy birthday to us! |
Griffin: | So unfair. |
Justin: | Best day of the year. |
Griffin: | Why couldn't they, like— our— our parents are intelligent people. Why— Why couldn't they have, you know, timed it out so that I— I would have come out on a… I have to wait another, like, six months for mine, and you guys get— |
Justin: | I know. Today is Travis and Justin's birthday (Justin — that's me). Me and Travis. It is our birthday, um, and we're celebrating in style. |
Travis: | I— I always found it weak that when we were growing up and Griffin was still a small, wee babe he would get presents on our birthday, because he couldn't be the only one of the three who didn't! |
Griffin: | Shit yeah, I did! |
Justin: | Right, he didn't understand. |
Travis: | It was some weaksauce. |
Griffin: | Do you know why that happened? Because I would've— |
Travis: | You were a baby? |
Griffin: | —I would have cried if I didn't. |
Justin: | Yeah, because he had a baby Cro-Magnon brain. Baby brains and Cro-Magnon brains are basically the same thing. But it is our birthday. We're celebrating in the only way we know how: by taking your ignorance (of certain topics), and turning it alchemy-like into wisdom. Uh, this is My Brother, My Brother and Me: it's an advice show for the mmmmmmmmmmmmodren era. Let's just get right into it. I wanna cut through all— |
Travis: | The red tape. |
Justin: | —uh, the red tape. Cut through all the business, and just really get down into this, deep. Uh, so let's start off with an email. It says: |
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Episode 29: The Quickening/Transcript/Intro
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