Justin: | "I had college class that got out early. I ended up asking the girl I have a crush on, and who I usually talk to during class, out to grab something to eat. I don't consider it a date, but I wanted to get a sense of where I stand with this girl. Overwhelmingly, I kept her laughing and entertained, and she kept telling me how funny I was. I consider myself a handsome gent, and I have good manners, and there was never any breaks in conversation or awkward pauses. My question for you: Is keeping being the funny guy enough to give me a viable chance with this girl? Sincerely, Pagliacci the Sad Clown." |
Griffin: | I like it. |
Justin: | I like that very much. |
Travis: | That's the dopest... a dope- [cross talk] |
Justin: | That is a really dope name. |
Griffin: | [sharp intake of breath] College, huh? [long pause] That's my official- [laughing] That's my official response to this question. |
Justin: | I'm really weighing this one out. I'm trying to- I'm trying to piece this together. I- I think if I was a girl, the number one thing I would look for is to be continually surprised, so maybe tomorrow you go in all business. |
Griffin: | Is that the opposite of "funny", to you? I would say- I would say just depressed. Like, really sad. |
Justin: | Oh, you mean... |
Griffin: | [sobbing noise] Love me... |
Justin: | Not like that! Not needy! |
Travis: | No, don't- Don't do that! |
Justin: | Not needy! Just, like- Just, like, look at her, and be like, [lower voice] "We're all just walking dead people. Think about it." |
Griffin: | Yeah. |
Justin: | And then look at your desk. |
Travis: | Yeaaah... |
Justin: | All she'll be like, "Wow, you are multi-layered. I'd like to have some sex with you, please!" |
Travis: | "I'd like to peel that onion." |
Griffin: | And the next emotion: You could be, um- You could be, like, really envious... of things. That's a- That's an emotion. |
Justin: | [aggressive voice] "I saw you talking to that guy at the coffee shop today! I thought we were- we were- we were exclusive." |
Griffin: | It wouldn't even have to be about her. It could be like, "Ugh, that guy's backpack is better than mine! Want it!" |
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