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"Open-Source Burger King" was originally released on October 24, 2016.


It is time that we throw off the tyranny of our fast food oppressors and begin to truly, finally Have It Our Way. Our campaign will be a brutal one, but once our liberty is secure, well -- bah dah bah-bah-bah, We're Lovin' It.

Suggested Talking Points

Doctor Strange Watch, Jumanji Toilet Paper, Four Course Fast Food Meal, Jackie Chan Stories!!, Tacos and Salad, Pad Thief, Marilyn Monroe and Guns


00:45 - Intro - Doctor Strange Watch

10:32 - We just bought a house, and when we looked in the attic we found 280 rolls of toilet paper in unopened 40-pack boxes. I did the math, and at Sam's Club this is 137 dollars worth of toilet paper. To make it stranger, the toilet paper wasn't there at the home inspection a month beforehand. I'm weirded out - should we use it? Am I good? -- Vexed In Virginia[1]

21:47 - Y - Sent in by Paul Courboisier, from Yahoo Answers user Crystal, who asks:

Have you ever bought burgers at one place and fries at another?
I prefer Hardee's burgers but I don't like their fries so I usually get them at McDonald's. People probably think I'm weird walking into McDonald's to buy fries while carrying a Hardee's bag.

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39:14 - Jackie Chan Stories

41:58 - Munch Squad - Wendy's Taco Salad

47:15 - I share my dorm at college with another girl who's recently been using my menstrual pads. I pay 20 bucks for them, so I feel like I should ask her to buy her own (at least before she uses up all mine), but I'm also a shitty roommate. Should I let her have the pads as an apology for being messy and staying up to late, or put my foot down? I also pay for our toilet paper, paper towers, and tissues by the way. -- Miffed In Montreal

A slightly NSFW collection of pictures of Marilyn Monroe holding guns

50:19 - Y - Sent in by Molly Bruce, from Yahoo Answers user Kevin, who asks:

Marlin[sic Monroe poses with 2 hand guns in her hands crossed over each other i want to put it on a shirt for a friend where can i get the image so i can in large it?

57:35 - Housekeeping

60:39 - Y - Sent in by Zoe Kinsky, from Yahoo Answers user Ghost, who asks:

Riding High

Am I the only one who thinks the actor Dwayne Johnson looks like The Rock from WWE?



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  1. The question-asker sends a follow-up for Episode 500.