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"The Playbloom" was originally released on May 15, 2017.

Description

This episode is all about the stuff that gets folks' noodle going. It's one of our most thematically consistent episodes yet, which is a shame. A quarter of it was spent talking about a movie that came out in 2015. Cool!

Suggested Talking Points

KNKOs, Five Very Large Posters of Orlando Bloom, Year Ball, Milk Tricks, Infinite Banana, Food Recs, Stuck to the Chair

Outline[]

"Dom_Jeans"_-MBMBAM_Animatic

"Dom Jeans" -MBMBAM Animatic

Animated by geothebio

0:53 - Intro - Eurovision complaints, KNKOs, What's a butt plug?, Dom jeans

18:45 - Email - I've been trying to clear out the back of my closet, and I ran into an issue trying to deal with, well... I have these five very large posters of Orlando Bloom. I've had a crush on Orlando Bloom since I was a teenager. Many years ago, I had a dedicated wall of Orlando posters, and when I moved into my own apartment, they all came with me but only two went up on the wall. I know I can't make space for the rest, but I feel terrible about throwing them out. Should I ask my friends if they want them or sell them? -- Closet Cleaning Canadian.

23:23 - Y - Sent in by Zoe Kinsky (Riding High), from Yahoo Answers user Jorlando Doom[Note 1], who asks

Why does the New Years Ball Drop instead of go up?

Update: Tradition-Yes

Droping Balls- Good Answer

Update 2: About the "Gravity" response- No s**t, Sherlock!

29:25 - Email - My housemate keeps opening the fridge door and fraudulently claiming, "Balls, we're out of milk!" He then pauses, and says "Haha, just joking." How do I explain to him what jokes are? -- George From The Internet (You Know the One).

33:15 - Y Sent in by Game Recognize Game Rachel Rosing, from Yahoo Answers user Ben, who asks:

Has there ever been a circular banana?

Like you know how some bananas are more curly than others, has one ever curled right around into a circle?

37:04 - MZ - Wear your invincible Blue Apron to protect against bullets (and also make delicious meals), personal message from Sarah, personal message from Alex, ad for Tights And Fights

43:10 - Email - I am a regular at a local Thai restaurant. Whenever I overhear another patron ask the wait staff for recommendations, I fight the urge to rush over to their table and provide them with my favorites. Should I continue to resist this urge or should I tell them what's good? -- The Red Curry is Delicious in Cleveland, Ohio

51:56 - Y Sent in by Zoe Kinsky (Climbing that Ladder [And Riding High On It]), from Yahoo Answers user Victoria Sparda, who asks:

Need help ASAP! My rear end is glued to my office chair due to a super glue prank!!!!!!!?

Yes, my butt, right now, glued to the office chair (my fiance and I have a prank war going on right now.............he got me good, I admit it but i WILL get him back!).

So......with the exception of nail polish remover (don't have any).....what can unstick my skin from this chair? (he coated the whole dang seat!!!!!!!!)

Plus help, I'm honesty stuck to this chair right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I know this is the wrong section but I know this section is active right now thus why I put it here......cause this is kind of a real time issue!)

Update: I wish I was kidding.........he put superglue on my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Update 2: We have a prank war going on............thus this is the current result.

Update 3: Ok, I know ya'll are use to weird questions from some people who are just bored and messing around.............but sadly, this isn't one of those kinds of questions..............this is no trolling or anything, my rear is really stuck to the chair!!

Update 4: when I say office chair, I mean my home office chair.........it's only me and him in the house and he's laughing his head off and refusing to help me.....

Update 5: Ummmmmm.....let's just say I'm wearing a skirt..............

Update 6: Oh, found my pocket knife on the desk........I hate to ruin a chair but it looks like I have to cut the chair fabric in order to be able to get up and soak in the tub till the rest comes off............man this sucks!!!!

1:02:46 - FY Sent in by Game Recognize Game Rachel Rosing, from Yahoo Answers user Joseph Sherman, who asks:

Why do my eyes change from emerald green to a steel dark blue before and during a storm?? I've looked but no solution?

Quotes[]

On Keeping Seacrests[]

“I wanted to share a quick vignette. Uh, first, congratulations to Ryan. He's the new cohost of, uh, with Kelly Ripa. And they had to keep mum about it for a long time. And she had this joke where she said, "In my house, uh, we call it, ‘Keeping a Seacrest,’ because they had to not tell anybody about it.” And I just wanted to pass that on to everybody in case in your day-to-day life for, well, for the rest of it, if you wanna call secrets Seacrests, um, I would very much approve of that. And it's something I'm gonna try to implement. And I just wanted to share that with everybody, that they're called Seacrests now.”
— Justin

On Circular Bananas[]

“This is the dumbest our show has ever been, and I'm stopping it to go to the Money Zone.”
— Justin

Notes[]

  1. Name made up Griffin
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