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Content Warning
Be advised that some of the episodes released before approximately Episode 135: TWENTY-DIRT (released January 7, 2013) may be offensive or problematic in general. This episode contains instances of the following: Ableism, Body Shaming, Homophobia, Misogynistic Language, Misogyny. |
"The Loom" was originally released on March 7, 2011.
Description
It's part two of our two-part, extra-super-long, unreasonably-and-needlessly-hyphenated MaxFunDrive special. Come, join us as we share all the wisdom we have left in our bodies. Just kidding! Our advice glands are as productive as ever. These bad boys are just ripe for the draining.
Suggested Talking Points
Ol' Bub, Slaughterhouse Saturdays, Bible.com, The Crimson Tide, Pizzacrime, A Broken Hat, G'Day, Bus-Guy, A Goofus, The Permanent Wink, Sexy Proposal Time
Outline[]
00:40 - Intro - Charlie Sheen reference, made in the aftermath of the #tigerblood incident.
03:25 - Twitter - A friend wants to be my roommate, but I would rather not room with him. What should I tell him? -- Wobbly Orbit
06:23 - Email - My best friend wants to experiment and try meeting some men. There is a great gay club up the street from me, and I want to take him there to help him out. Two things: I'm straight, and I've never been a wingman before. Orientation isn't really a problem (been there a few times with my girlfriend, had a great time); what I need is some advice on how to be a great wingman. There are some rules that I should know no matter what the situation, or does this scenario require something more specific? -- Trying to Help in Jersey
10:15 - Y - Sent in by Atiana Kuriyama, from Yahoo! Answers user edetwi, who asks:
Should the Bible be updated with online etiquette?
20:58 - Email - I am having a hard time saving money and spending it wisely. I'm 23 years old, and already money is a big obstacle in life. Do you guys have any tips or tricks for a would-be frugalite? -- Jake
24:37 - Email - My dearest My Brother My Brother and Me. I found myself in a predicament I've never been in before. I've fallen in love with someone several magnitudes less intelligent than me. We've been dating for five months and our relationship is absolutely wonderful; however, I'm afraid of using words she probably doesn't know, or making references to things not found on the Real Housewives in fear of making her feel dumb. Can this relationship actually work out? -- Dumbfounded in Indiana
29:28 - Y - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from Yahoo! Answers user Jerry Has Lion King, who asks:
What would happen if i knock out the pizza guy?
what if im running low on cash but im really hungry. what if three of my friends are at my house and we ordered pizza. we have no cash and we called the pizza guy. im wondering what would happen
33:48 - Email - My wife just realized that my favorite hat has the phone number of an ex-girlfriend inside the brim. She did not buy it. I did not have paper when I met her. Should I throw the hat away?
36:12 - Email - I'm a native Texan who recently relocated to Melbourne, Australia, (for love) and I'm at a linguistic crossroads. People down here say "mate" all the time, like in the movies, and I can't make myself do it. I say 'man' in the same way, like "hey thanks man" That doesn't really fly down under. Should I assimilate, or should I shake them haters off. -- Linguistic Blunder Down Under
39:40 - Email - I am coming to realize that I'm even more into live music than any of my friends, or at least the only one into it enough to pay a non-refundable two hundred and fifty dollars on a drunken whim to go to Bonnaroo this year. I know at least Griffin is into music festivals, but if any of you have advice for a first-time attendee with what seems like no backup I'd really appreciate it. Alternatively, what is the best way to guilt/convince my friends into going with me.[Note 1] -- Will G
48:46 - Email - Serious problemo in England. I recently impregnated my wife for the third time, and she is now insisting that close down my baby factory by having the man-snip, but I'm not sure I fancy that. What are your thoughts, and please help me? -- Dave in England
53:26 - Monthly Observances - National Eye Donor Month
58:33 - Housekeeping - [Note 2]
63:27 - FY - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from Yahoo! Answers user spannaa.., who asks:
Can babys see spirits ?
Quotes[]
On Vasectomies[]
- “No, he means a doctor with a degree taking a scalpel, cutting his wiener open, and hurting it!”
- — Future Vasectomy Patient Justin Tyler McElroy
- “The surgery works like this: they cut your wiener open, and if you're lucky you die on the table!”
- — Future Vasectomy Patient Justin Tyler McElroy
- “Gallant learns to wrap it up before his wife wants his wiener cut off!”
- — Future Vasectomy Patient Justin Tyler McElroy
Trivia[]
- ↑ Followed up upon in Episode 100: Reflectionz: A Look Back
- ↑ The MBMBaM Origins comic (made by Michael Mayne) was mentioned.
Deep Cuts[]
References & Links[]
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