"Killer Car Wash" was originally released on May 11, 2020.
Perhaps it’s the months of seclusion that has given us this macabre fascination, but in today’s episode, we debate, at length, the lethal capabilities of an automated car wash. Our conclusion: It’s probably not a great idea to walk into one of these things. (Feat. Special Guestpert: MC Bat Commander!)
Suggested Talking Points
Energy Circle, Nothing Compares to Corn, Car Wash Survival, The EMT Store, Pigeons are Phones, Cake for Life, A New Large Bird, Zoom Vaping
00:45 - Intro - No more introductions, just energy and prayer circles.
04:56 - Tonight, while preparing dinner, my husband said we had too many veggies, so he wasn't going to cook carrots. I said, "Fine by me, I don't really like carrots." This shocked him far more than I was expecting. He said he felt betrayed and that I should have mentioned this at some point in our six year relationship before now. Thing is, I don't hate carrots, and usually I eat them without complaint because they're healthy. They're just not my favorite vegetable. Should I have mentioned this beforehand? Should I now sit down and come up with a list of things I'm just not a huge fan of or am impartial to, just in case? Or, is he overreacting? - Just Not That Enthused in Australia
Would I die if I walk through a car wash?
19:38 - I hope this email finds you well. I've recently resolved to dye my hair a dark red after seeing a fellow coworker rock a bright red. I work as an EMT and colored hair isn't super common in the field, so it's going to be super clear that I'm copying her style. My question is: How do I address the crimson elephant in the room? Do I just rock up one day like nothing's different or do I have to profess my envy of those ruby locks? - Hair Color Conundrum in California
24:44 - Y - Sent in by several people, from Yahoo Answers user DJ Donnelly, who asks:
How to live to 75 by eating nothing but cakes and milk? ?
27:38 - MZ - Sponsored by Blue Apron and Babbel. Advertisement for Jordan, Jesse, Go!
32:12 - I have always wanted to hold a pigeon. The city pigeons seem like such funky little docile guys, and I'm curious to see if they would let me get close enough to let me scoop one up in my hands. However, my girlfriend does not think this is a good idea; she is worried I'd get attacked or contract some sort of disease from said bird. Please either help me to convince her that this is a safe plan or talk me out of trying to snatch a pigeon next time I'm in a city. - The Pigeon Pal[Note 2]
Is it possible to discover new large birds still today?
46:08 - I'm currently dealing with a dilemma. Is it okay to vape while in a Zoom class? Can I get in trouble? It's not like the professor can get mad at me about it, because I'm doing it in my bedroom, but I still feel as like there is something morally wrong about whipping the juul out on camera in front of everyone. And if it is okay, how do I go about it? Should I try to be subtle or just act like I know what I'm doing? Am I overthinking this? - Vape Shy in Vermont
53:10 - Housekeeping
55:07 - FY - Sent in by many people, from Yahoo Answers user Drew, who asks:
Is it safe to flush grapes down the toilet?
I need to get rid of them somehow
- “If it's crunchy, let me munchy. If it's soft, cook it off.”
- — Griffin on vegetables
- The title goof appears in this section.
- The brothers call for help from guestspert MC Bat Commander of The Aquabats. The McElroy brothers appeared in an episode of the Aquabats web-series here.
- As mentioned by Griffin, Yahoo Answers user Negotiator has been featured in the previous episodes: 508 and 509.