"Throw Me In the Dumpster Behind the Applebees When I Die" was originally released on September 29, 2020.
Description
We’re having trouble getting in the spirit of the most spooky holiday, mostly because of how spooky every other thing in the entire world is right now. Join us as we down a few Red Lobster bevs and battle the skeleton army, because that oughtta do the trick.
Suggested Talking Points
The Spirit of Spirits, Dinner with Dan, Blueberry Stones, Fake Fights, Dougarita, Thistleclaw Manor
Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter
Register to vote: https://vote.gov/
Outline[]
00:45 - Intro - 'Tis the season for spooks and scares (and The War With Grandpa)
08:22 - Email - I received an email invitation for an event yesterday called "Dinner at Dan's." The email was likely not meant for me, as I know there is someone else in my state who has the exact same email as me but with a "@yahoo" instead of "@gmail". The invitation contained a Zoom link to the event next week. The only other guest on the invitation is Dan and what I assume to be his spouse. I know the invite wasn't meant for me, but it's hard to make new friends these days and I don't want to pass up an opportunity for human contact. How do I show up at this dinner without making it weird or immediately getting kicked out of the Zoom call? Should I bring a virtual gift? - Lonely in Chicago
PS: The event is from 3 to 8 PM.
17:50 - Yahoo - Sent in by several people, from Yahoo! Answers user Robert, who asks:
What would you do if someone offered you Blueberries from their wicker basked but when you looked inside they were stones instead.?
Would you be mad?
27:40 - Email - I recently moved and transferred to a new branch of the company I work for. Aside from the usual adjustments, it's been a surprisingly smooth transition. However, one fellow employee constantly feels the need to throw fake punches (accompanied by sound effects) at me every time we run into each other. It's a restaurant, so this happens 20-30 times a day. I'm fine with the horseplay, but after he's finished, he'll stop and look at me directly in the eyes, as if he expects me to have a unique reaction every time. I've been doing fake grunts, and I even pretended to wipe fake blood off my face a few times, but it's been over a month, and I'm running out of steam. Help me. - Daunted in Dayton
32:40 - The Money Zone - Sponsored by Honey, Stamps.com, Blue Apron. Advertisement for Switchblade Sisters.
33:00 - Money Zone Jingle - Sung by Travis
38:14 - Munch Squad
- Tim Hortons Gives Away Pumpkins
- Pumpkin Spice Kraft Dinner - Sent in by Joseph
- Red Lobster DEW Garita
53:44 - Yahoo - Sent in by Ben Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user Drishti, who asks:[Note 1]
Hey guys! can somebody suggest me names for some grand mansion, like thornhill of riverdale? Thanks!?
58:40 - Housekeeping
1:01:40 - Final Yahoo - News Article:
Dennis Quaid is over “cancel culture.”
Notes[]
- ↑ The brothers mention "warrior cat names," referring to a Yahoo from Episode 33.
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