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Content Warning
Be advised that some of the episodes released before approximately Episode 135: TWENTY-DIRT (released January 7, 2013) may be offensive or problematic in general. This episode contains instances of the following: Ableism, Homophobia, Misogynistic Language, Objectification. |
"Doctor Jamilton" was originally released on May 2, 2011.
Description
This episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me comes to your courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue. Also, courtesy of the Millwall Football Company, people who are naked all the time and an irrational anger towards Science and God.
Suggested Talking Points
Back-up Lover, Sex and Robotics, Potluck Contest, Nakedness, Food Babies, Soccer Wedding, Jim Charm, Mister Brad, Hug Safari
Outline[]
00:40 - Intro - Osama Bin Laden was killed on the day of the recording. The brothers celebrate the death of a real-life supervillain.
04:45 - Email - So there's this girl I'm really into. Right now, I can tell she sees us as friends, but I really think that if I have patience and work at it something could possibly materialize between us. Here's where the complications arise: I cannot tell my friends I like her, as "keep it a secret" doesn't seem to register with them, so they don't know I'm really into this girl and are fully intent on setting me up with another girl who we know is into me. She's a nice girl, but not the one I really want. I've tried to slow down their setup plan as much as possible, but it's fast approaching. Should I break a girl's heart for a chance to be with the girl I really love? Have you any tips for slowing down the oncoming setup? -- Those Who Wait
10:54 - Yahoo - Sent in by IAmOstarta, from Yahoo! Answers user Diego, who asks:[1]
Why does my girlfriend feel weird having sex with me because of the posters on my wall?
They are of JFK, Gandhi, and Benjamin Franklin
Additional Details: They are on my wall because I strive to be like them.
18:12 - Email - Hey, my friend just got engaged to his girlfriend, which is great. I'm invited to their engagement party, which is not so great. Here is my problem - it's a potluck at the girlfriend's house that they are throwing. I think it's really tacky and don't want to bring anything. Is this a jerk move? What should I do? -- Mike, Not Even In The Wedding
21:53 - Email - Hey, I live in a college dorm, and recently an unfamiliar girl has taken to using my hall bathroom to shower. This would be fine, except that she always showers with the curtain open. I can only assume that she's creeped out her own hall-mates and has to find new turf, but it's beginning to creep me out as well, not to mention flooding the bathroom, which leads me to wonder: why might a person prefer to shower with the curtain open, and what can I do to get her to stop. -- Flooded in Philly
26:35 - Yahoo - Sent in by Cameron Dagle, from Yahoo! Answers user Monkey Pot Tree Nut, who asks:
Pregnant with twins! Are these good names?
I was thinking of cute and fun names for my twins (boy and girl) <3 I am also inspired a lot by celebrities; their children have such unique names. Anyway here goes, starting with girl's name and then boy's name...
Jam and Ham Smith
Lola and Boba Smith
Sami and Sammy Smith
Lah and Lee Smith
Sugar and Spice Smith
Silvia and Silvio Smith
Apple and Pear Smith
Which pair is your favourite? Thanks!
32:32 - The Money Zone - Personal message from Jacob. Advertisement for the Millwall F.C..
39:01 - Money Zone Jingle - It's A Soccer Wedding
41:05 - Email - I work in a pretty conservative office, and although my coworkers are pleasant enough they're not the type of folks I would ever hang out with if I weren't getting paaaiiid. Every once in a while they organize a dinner at a restaurant after work. Pretty much everyone, including my boss, goes. I've been to a couple and they're not torture; they're just boring, and I'd rather go home. What's a way to get out of these without alienating anyone or seeming like a dick? -- Just Here For The Cheddar
44:44 - Monthly Observances - Teen CEO Month[Deep Cut 1][Deep Cut 2]
51:24 - Yahoo - Sent in by Toast Rack, from Yahoo! Answers user Angela, who asks:
Is it dangerous to shoot a pregnant kangaroo with a tranquilizer?
Dangerous for the momma kangaroo and joey fetus I mean? I'm moving to Australia and I'm domesticating a kangaroo. I don't care what the authorities say! They're soooo cute! They look like giant puppy rodents. I wanna hug one soooo bad!
Hahaha well maybe I won't do that, but I at least wanna hug a kangaroo before I die.
Do you think kangaroos are cute?
56:19 - Housekeeping
59:28 - Final Yahoo - Sent in by Jonathan Bartram, from Yahoo! Answers user Mary Martin, who asks:
If God is all good, why did he let me diarrhea in my pants on the Ferris wheel at the fair?
Quotes[]
On Hug Safari[]
- “To hug a kangaroo you have to break a few kangaroos.”
- — Travis
On Teenage CEOs[]
- “'I cut expenses just to feel.'”
- — Travis
Deep Cuts[]
- ↑ Justin (probably intentionally) misidentifies a band called Disco Panic. This is based on the band, Panic! At The Disco.
- ↑ Travis (definitely intentionally) misidentifies a band called Brown Eyed Peas. This is based on the band, The Black Eyed Peas. Justin follows that reference up with references to one former band member and one still-active band member, Fergie and will.i.am, respectively.
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