"Chili Wonka" was originally released on February 8, 2021.
Description
A decision for the ages arrives with little fanfare. A benign Yahoo Answer spawns a flashpoint that will divide and define a generation. The bath is now soup; this much is unavoidable. What you do with this revelation is entirely in your hands.
Suggested Talking Points
McElbucks, A Light Dusting of Power Tool Talk, Dad’s Sad Jams, Watch the Arches, It’s Really a Kadoozie (feat. special guestpert Krystina Arielle), Soup Bath
Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter
Outline[]
00:40 - Intro - Travis has created a new cryptocurrency: McElbucks.[Note 1]
09:53 - Email - I've been talking to this girl for a little over a year. A little over a month ago, we got into an argument that ended with "Don't call me," and her hanging up. I tried to text her a couple times and haven't received any response, so I'm assuming we're done. My problem is: My drill is at her house and I'd really like it back. How soon is too soon to call her for my drill back without her assuming I'm using it as a way to reach out to her? -- Sick of Screwing Around in Charlotte
15:22 - Y - Sent in by Ben Kantt, from Yahoo! Answers user "Patrig", who asks:
I don’t like my dad’s song?
So I recently started playing guitar, and I’ve shared the few I’ve learned with my parents (I’m in college and still live with them). So my dad had the idea to write lyrics and for me to play. I thought he was joking at first, but we just now spent an hour dragging through his very depressing song. I don’t like it but I don’t want to hurt his feelings. What should I do?
19:31 - Munch Squad -
- How Wendy’s Got People Talking About Breakfast in a Pandemic
- Taco Bell's New $5 Build Your Own Cravings Box is for the People
- McDonald’s Famed Shamrock Shake Returns
31:38 - MZ - Sponsored by Upstart, Brooklinen. Advertisement for Jordan, Jesse, Go!
36:00 - Email - featuring Krystina Arielle - This summer I moved into a new home. Everything was good, apart from each Friday, when a loud ice cream van would park right outside my house at 8 PM and serve customers till late. However, it is now well into December, and the van still shows up each week and plays music well after dark. No one is buying ice cream at night in winter, and at this point, I'm too nervous to go out and talk to the owner in case this is some front for illegal activity. How should I discover what they're up to, and do I even want to know? -- John in Norwich, UK[Note 2]
Bath could be the soup??? (mbmbam animatic)
Animated by meilybox
52:48 - Y - Sent in by a bunch of people, from Yahoo! Answers user "Dumpty", who asks:
Do you wish your bath could be the soup?
Imagine taking a warm, relaxing bath and you can drink the savory, fragrant soup as you bathe and dip crackers in it.
1:01:26 - Housekeeping
1:03:25 - FY - From Yahoo! Answers user vic, who asks:
If micelangelo painted the sixteen chapel, who painted the first 15 chapels?
Quotes[]
Notes[]
- ↑ The brothers expertly explained Bitcoin in Episode 519, and again made a cryptocurrency in Episode 570.
- ↑ The brothers mention their listener base not enjoying Star Wars, a reference to their May 4 live show in Detroit
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