"Starter in the Jarter" was originally released on May 17, 2021.
Description
We’re gonna hit you with the shrink ray, put you in our pocket, and take you on a journey with us. It’s not going to be a very exciting journey, since you’ll be in a pocket and everything. And we’re not sure where we’re going exactly. But it’s a journey.
Suggested Talking Points
ROI On Oranges, My name is Dr Cheese, Pep’eps Place Conspiracy, Tell Me All Your Fruit Thoughts, Yahoo That’s not a Yahoo, Parakeet Parrot Pete
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Outline[]
01:10 - Intro - We Need to Talk About Juice.
12:17 - Email - A coworker of mine recently expressed interest in trying sourdough recipes, so I said I would bring her some of my extra starter to use. I put some starter in a really cute jarter and let her know that I put it in the break room fridge for her. She seemed really excited and she said she would take it home with her that day, but here's the thing: It's been a week, and the jar of starter is still in the fridge. And here's the other thing: It's a really, really cute jar. The kind that is the perfect travel size for salad dressings and other condiments. Do I awkwardly nudge my coworker to use my starter I so lovingly prepared, or at what point can I take my sourdough and (more importantly) my jar back home? -- Sour in Southern California
17:15 - Y - Sent in by Nikki, from an unknown Quora user, who asks:
When you spit in the urinal and there’s a string of saliva, do the bacteria have time to go inside your mouth?
26:00 - Email - My girlfriend recently tagged along while I went grocery shopping. When we passed by the cheese aisle, she stopped, surprised, and said, "Hold on a sec, you're not gonna buy yourself any cheese?" I didn't really think anything of it until my sister came to visit the next day and opened my fridge to get a drink. She laughed to herself and said, "Oh, I see you have a few cheese blocks in here. I know how much you love your cheese." The thing is: I do love cheese, but I don't think I like it any more than the average person and I have no idea what I did to earn this reputation. Brothers, how do I shake this and assert myself as an average cheese-loving Joe? -- Elizabeth in Maryland
30:23 - MZ - Sponsored by Bombas, ZipRecruiter. Advertisement for The Adventure Zone.
34:57 - Munch Squad -
- Pilot Flying J Unveils Two New Crispy Chicken Sandwiches
- Pepsi Creates Pep's Place—'A Fast Beverage Restaurant'
47:18 - Y - From Yahoo! Answers user Matt, who asks:
Can you take parakeets in the shower with you?
Hey, im thinking of getting a parakeet, and i was wondering if its possible to take them in the shower with you by using some kindov special perch, thanks!![Note 1] [Note 2]
54:08 - Housekeeping
56:00 - FY - From Yahoo! Answers user Jehsen, who asks:
I dropped spaghetti on my grandpa's butt? and he died? How do I do it?[Note 3]
Quotes[]
Notes[]
- ↑ This is the Final Yahoo from Episode 5. It is also the last authentic Yahoo! Answers question read on My Brother, My Brother and Me.
- ↑ The Nest - How to Bathe Parakeets
- ↑ This is a made-up Yahoo.
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