"Chocolate that Helps You Fudge" was originally released on February 21, 2022.
Description
Have we got a bodacious show for you, full of verisimilitude and similar ephemera. Don’t mind our loquaciousness, we’re trying to be more quixotic.
Suggested Talking Points
I’m Rutherford B. Hayes, In the Boston-verse, Your Bruno Nest, Electronic Tricks, Razzle Beret
National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Outline[]
1:13 - Intro - President party, The black sheep with purple hair, Rutherford B. Shithead
10:10 - Sad Libs - Travis opens with an apology for using the same Riddles.com riddle on last week's show that he did back in Episode 511, and by the time he gets going it's far too late for his brothers to stop it.
11:49 - Housekeeping?! - Because the boys rushed the ending to last week's episode (and because Amanda yelled at them), they spend a little time early announcing a live & virtual show later that week.
13:36 - Email - So I work at a fancy legal office and I have to commute by bus. I'm fairly new and not used to the eight to five grind yet, so I find myself staying up far too late to be waking up at 6:45 every day and then getting to work exhausted. I have an hour lunch break and really want to take a nap. Would it be inappropriate to stack boxes in my cubicle to hide in and get some sleep? I worry that someone might see me in there, but I'm just so tired right now, IDK if I can make it through the day, please help. -- Pooped in Portland.
Travis thinks a sign will help. Justin hates naps. Griffin is a sad library boy.
BALLOONS (mbmbam animation)
c.31:30 - Animated by meilybox
20:50 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Prank in School -- Sent in by a lot of people. [Note 1]
37:54 - The Money Zone - Justin is edididiting on Squarespace, Doordash deliverers bring a huge knife to your door, ad for the JV Club, ad for TAZ: Ethersea
44:38 - Justin Is Put on Blast for Confusing Justins - Justin confused actor Justin Theroux for Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on last week's episode, and Travis makes sure the world knows it.
46:11 - Email - I love listening to your show, however sometimes you fellows use large or unique words that I have to look up because I don't know the meaning. I always tell myself I'm going to remember those cool words and use them when I can. However, after I close my dictionary, I almost immediately forget those words and have failed to use them. Brothers, how can I get a cool vocabulary like you? -- Vocabulary Vexed in Vermont.
50:38 - Munch Squad - Little Caesar's unveils the Batman Calzony[sic] - part calzone, part pizza, all mistake.
59:30 - Housekeeping (the real one)
1:04:10 - Workshopping a New Closer - In which Griffin reveals he's been making up Final Yahoo!s this whole time, and in which they don't workshop a new closer.
Quotes[]
- “There's lots of real dookie shitheads in there.”
- — Griffin, on American Presidents
- “There's two different kinds of bits in this world, Trav. There's the ones that you drive by and wave at, then there's the ones where you park and you have a little picnic outside of them. But that was not a picnic joke.”
- — Justin, on "un-President-ed"
- “I'll be humping this question.”
- — Justin, trying to find a non-sexual way to read a question
- “I got really excited while reading about trigonometry and busted one, and I'm sorry for that.”
- — Griffin, on fun school pranks
- “Anyway, I'm the principal and I gotta go fart in a cup and smell it.”
- — A student impersonating their principal and doing a really great job
- “I love your bodacious ass, too, dad. I know that 'bodacious ass' is the way you say 'I love you' because you were raised in a different generation. You're wildly uncomfortable, and every time you compliment my bodacious ass, it means you love me.”
- — A son to his father
- “WHAT'S UP SICKOS?! THIS SATURDAY, BABY. BIT DOT LY SLASH MBMBaMVirtual YOU FUCKING FREAKSSSSS.”
- — Griffin, after being asked to amp up the volume
Notes[]
- ↑ The title goof appears in this section. It is a reference to anti-constipation medicine Ex-Lax, which the boys agree has virtually never been used for its intended purpose, and is instead primarily used to make your teachers shit themselves.
References & Links[]
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