"Awesome Sanguine Meridian Response" was originally released on March 7, 2022.
Description
Hey so there’s some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn’t be using out of context. It’s a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear them, trust us.
Suggested Talking Points
CFO Jerimoo, Gab-battical, Mr. Shivers, Ruin Those Bodies, Extra-Crispy Sin
The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about
Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Outline[]
1:06 - Intro - Our CFO Jerimoo, What did our fans do for us, The Blues Traveler rap, Beefin' with Blippy
11:23 - Email - Hey brothers, I am an adult making my way in the world. And in conversation with my mother, whenever some significant problem arises from bureaucracy, such as my apartment building's council or issues with government services, she has recently gotten into a pattern of telling me to "go to the media" about my issue. I'm simply not sure how to respond or what to do with the suggestions. Do news outlets accept random people coming in with stories these days? Would any of this be noteworthy? What possible benefit could going to the media have? -- Unwilling Correspondent.
23:06 - Email - I've noticed my lips getting tired while kissing my husband lately. It's almost like they cramp up and get numb while we're smooching. Maybe it's from talking or smiling too much throughout the day. As full time podcasters, is this something y'all have experienced? If so, any suggestions on lip exercises or resting strategies? -- Lazy Lips in Atlanta.
28:46 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Spoil a Chihuahua -- [Sender not mentioned.]
35:15 - MZ - Get your chihuahua its own RV with Honey, Stitchfix has so many cravats, ad for Go Fact Yourself, ad for Minority Korner
MBMBAM Animatic- Count Donut (part 1)
Animated by crafty_salad
MBMBAM Animatic- Count Donut (part 2)
Animated by crafty_salad
47:10 - Munch Squad - ...Squad!
- Pt. I: The Signature Club Sandwich is replacing the Zaxby's Club Sandwich at Zaxby's. Customers preferred it by 600% in taste tests, which means the old one was basically dog shit on a bun.
- Pt. II: Count Donut[Note 1] has more news for us about how Krispy Kreme is trying to kill us all with the Irresistible Caramelly "Cookie-ie" Crunchy Donut - a donut they shoved some Twix bars they found into.
59:04 - Email - Travis has long been a pioneer in Some Words Sound Like Other Words, and now he's expanding into Some Questions Seem Like Other Questions. He reads two:
Question 1: "Recently, I used a shuttle service from airport parking to the main terminal. The only people on the shuttle were me and the driver. When I boarded, she asked me if I was flying Spirit Airlines and I said, 'No.' She responded with, 'Oh, you look like you fly Spirit.' I flew Spirit once or twice when traveling, but brothers, this is the wildest comment I've ever heard. What could this possibly mean?" - Vaxxed in Virginia.
Question 2: "I recently moved into an apartment building where a lot of elderly folks live. Recently, I was getting on the elevator just as the older couple, as an older couple was exiting and they said to me, 'We warmed it up for you.' What does that mean and what am I supposed to say to that? I laughed awkwardly and said, 'Thanks,' and got on." - Baffled in BC.
His answer to both questions is that sometimes people just say stuff to fill a void, and it doesn't always mean anything. The brothers agree, but then immediately start fighting about something else.
1:02:17 - Housekeeping
1:05:40 - Celebrity Impressions - Griffin does an impression of Seth Rogen taking a bong rip.
Quotes[]
- “One is stinky and I don't like to open it; the other is not stinky... so I will try to fit as much trash into there, into Mr. Goodvibes, as I can, because Hefty Stink over there, I don't like to open him.”
- — Justin, on his trash can hierarchy
- “Juice, I think there are probably lots of people at home that know more about your garbage preferences than their own.”
- — Griffin
- “I eated ten of da chunky boys!”
- — Cooper McElroy, on devouring little pizzas
- “Here's a question: No.”
- — Justin, on not wanting to talk about Camillo
- “I didn't think I had a special mouth, but apparently it's pretty good, because it doesn't quit, it doesn't get tired, it's always hungry for mooooooooooore...”
- — Griffin
- “...podcasting.”
- — Griffin
- “Papa, when is my birthday?”
“Oh, not for three hound's wakings.” - — Justin, on mishearing that chihuahuas sleep for 12-14 days
- “That is definitely what I'm calling my penis from now on.”
- — Griffin, on the term "Honey button"
- “Good news, it's time to ruin those bodies. Put them straight in the ground with this new one.”
- — Count Donut, on what eating donuts can do to humans
Notes[]
- ↑ The title goof appears in this section.
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