"Could You Fight a Horse?" was originally released on April 11, 2022.
Description
We’re talking classic movies and TV today. Films about superheroes everyone has heard of, video game sequels starring YOU the audience, and of course that iconic episode of The Office where Andy makes the journey to meet The Chronicle of Gonsolar to fix his vision but instead gets second sight, and it’s a whole thing. Classic!
Suggested Talking Points
Too Many Jareds, Morebius, Stinky Rick’s Dirty Plates, Justam, Don’t Move that Big Fat Butt
Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Outline[]
1:13 - Intro - Morbwatch 2022, Pass the Gutchie, Morbius ate my balls
16:33 - Email - I’m planning to propose to my long-term girlfriend on April 9th. On April 8th, Sonic the Hedgehog comes out in theatres. How bad of an idea would it be to see the movie with her on opening night, the night before I propose to her? She is resigned to the fact that she will be seeing this video with me, and wouldn’t describe herself as a fan. These would be on two different days, but the proximity of seeing Sonic and Knuckles clash it out 24 hours before I pop the question might tie the two memories together. -- Eddie.
21:47 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Fake Food Poisoning -- Megan.
38:39 - MZ - A tote bag of Bombas, Foosball tactics (not an ad), Doordash an onion, ad for Max Fun Drive, ad for Depresh Mode
45:29 - Email - For the past six months or so, I’ve been playing ‘Wiggle’ by Jason Derulo featuring Snoop Dogg for my district manager whenever he comes in the store. The initial intent was to get him to wiggle wiggle wiggle, just a little bit. Now, I would settle for him just acknowledging that the song exists, because it’s escalated to me playing the song on repeat every time he visits, and he has not said a single word about it. The biggest problem is that it’s an awful song. When should I cut my losses? How much wiggling is too much? -- Done with the Rulo in Denver.
51:34 - Quora - Sent in by Meeps, who thankfully registered for Quora just to see the answers to this question:
Could you fight a horse?
One notable answer was given by user Raymond, who replied:
One previous answer mentioned a horse will most likely run away. This is true. That one that doesn’t? It will end you. They’re likely to outweigh you, five times or six times. As mentioned in another answer, their teeth will leave gaping wounds in your flesh. Their preferred method is to charge you, bowl you over, rear up, and trample you. Your only defense is to run. If you’re in a coral,[sic] and you tried to box a horse that wanted to end you, one of two things would happen: you would be so busted up you would wish for death, or your friends and family would be attending your wake. Horses are intelligent mountains of muscle. Best to respect them.
58:19 - Housekeeping
1:01:51 - Closing Impressions - Griffin does Steve Buscemi.
Quotes[]
- “Jared Leto really helped me to recognize the idea of privilege, because we keep— He gets the bat, and then he drops the bat. And then he picks it back up. And he eats the bat. And they’re like 'Someone get this guy another bat!'”
- — Justin
- “What about the Hippocratic b'Oath-a deez NUTZ?!”
- — Morbius
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