"Blazed and Glazed" was originally released on April 18, 2022.
Description
Get those miracles solidified! It’s the only way to ascend and gain acknowledgement and praise for those two-to-four miracles you performed. Good news: you don’t have to fight a bee! Bad news: you do have to first become a skeleton.
Suggested Talking Points
Imdbee, How is it Ten, Piss Boys, Humously, Prescription Belt
Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Outline[]
MBMBAM Animatic- Man vs. Bee
Animated by crafty_salad. This animatic was mentioned by Justin during MBMBaM 611.
1:12 - Intro - Man vs. Bee watch, How is it ten?!, He just kept eating the bees
18:55 - Email - There is a lemonade stand on my college campus that is handing out free cups of lemonade. I would love to approach them and receive a free drink, but there’s something strange. One of the people at the table is wearing a rainbow clown wig and a red nose. And the other is holding a large video camera, and they’re filming everyone who walks by or approaches the table. I’ve seen several people approach the table, and though everyone seems equally confused, they all received their free cups of lemonade and walked away unscathed. Brothers, am I good to get my free lemonade? I don’t want to be pranked or put into a YouTube video of some sort. What is the catch to this? -- Lemonade Lover in L.A.
24:46 - Email - =A friend of mine has been looking to buy an older TV to play her SNES on. I heard the other day, my boss had a pristine CRT TV on the floor of her office. I asked about it and she said she was waiting for her husband to take it to Goodwill. I texted my friend to ask if she wanted a free TV, and of course she said yes. When I went back to my boss to tell her I would take it off her hands, she was thrilled. She then asked how much my friend was willing to pay for it! I had already told my friend it was free, so I panicked and said I would 'see what I could do.' Brothers, the TV's now sitting at my house, waiting to be picked up. I don’t wanna take it back to work, but if I ask my notoriously cheap friend to pay, she won’t want it. Do I have to pay for this TV now? Can I just not mention it to my boss again? I’m a broke college student, but I really wanna play Super Mario. Please help! -- Financially Flustered in the Finger Lakes.
30:02 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Become a Saint -- Daniel.
41:25 - MZ - Squarespace is powered by Griffin's "nectar," Get something other than jeans on Stitchfix, ad for Max Fun Drive, ad for We Got This with Mark & Hal
MBMBAM Animatic- The Stinkmouth
Animated by crafty_salad
46:14 - Storytime - Travis relates his ultimate dad moment. Justin tells us Cooper's latest banger line.
49:28 - Email - I bought a new belt, and I was so glad to have it that I considered swapping out my old one as I walked down the street leaving the store. I didn’t do it ‘cause I feared it was a little too close to actually removing my pants, of signaling to others that the pants could come off. Would I have been justified to swap the belt and toss it in the garbage, or is that too risqué for a public sidewalk? -- New Belt in New York.[Note 1]
54:47 - Munch Squad - Wingstop offers Blazed and Glazed Wings for 4/20.
1:01:00 - Housekeeping
1:04:38 - Celebrity Impressions - Griffin gives us Tony Stark.
Quotes[]
- “If you're at home, or you're driving, go to IMDB. It's that important. Just stop and put on your hazards. This takes precedence.”
- — Justin, on early screenshots of Man vs. Bee
- “Up the stairs, right into the stinkmouth.”
- — Cooper McElroy, the future of comedy, on germs going up from the toilet water and into her butt
- “Step 4. Die.”
- — WikiHow, on becoming a saint
- “Make me a saint, or I’ll make you a skeleton too!”
- — Griffin's skeleton, on not being a saint yet yet
Notes[]
- ↑ Travis and Griffin spend some time in this segment dunking on Justin's ugly prescription belt, which they would do again later in Episode 680.
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