"Are You Fleetwood Mac?" was originally released on April 25, 2022.
Description
We’re all set with some new comedy tools at our disposal. These are some real state-of-the-art specialty items that’ll help us jimmy office supplies, hurt Qui-Gon Jinn, and see ghosts or something.
Suggested Talking Points
The Hat That God Couldn’t Kill, P Your O, Hugh Jacksis, Dad-Spouse, Bustin’ Makes me Buy Stuff, Sentient Tuba Case
Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Outline[]
1:08 - Intro - Max Fun Drive, The Piper has bills to pay, Man vs. Bee Watch II
8:33 - Email - Recently I started a new job where one of the perks is that we have a cabinet full of office supplies that are free for us to take. There are pens. There are notepads. And jimmy clips. However, there is a sign on the cabinet that discourages any hoarding of the office supplies. I do understand they don't want us to clean out the cabinet, but my desk is nowhere near the cabinet, so I wanna go ahead and take what I know I will use, and not have to come back to the cabinet too frequently. My question is, how much can I take before it's considered hoarding, or how do I get all the supplies I need to my desk without raising suspicions?" -- Admin Anxiety in Atlanta.
The boys have a field day trying to figure out what jimmy clips are. They do not succeed.
16:33 - Email - I have a fedora. It's actually a trilby, but who cares? It has been with me for 12 years, and even survived being stolen by a hurricane in 2012 and washed up in a parking lot. It's a survivor from a bygone age. Should I get rid of my hat? I'm moving, so it might be time. -- Trilling for a Trilby in Los Angeles.
23:30 - Max Fun Drive
29:47 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Be Okay at Your First Detention -- Sent in by a lot of people.[Note 1]
41:03 - Bustin' Makes Me Buy Stuff - A one-off Haunted Doll Watch-adjacent segment in which Justin discusses the tools that you need to detect and capture haunted dolls of your own. Today's segment is about:
Aura Glasses Ghost Hunting Paranormal Equipment IREMFUV Torch Detector REM Pod
These bad boys will help you see auras and possibly also ghosts, but crucially cannot tell you if the ghost is horny or not (unless you ask them). Also they are NOT A SCAM or anything malicious. They are helpful if you do things like being part of ghost hunting at places such as an old mansion in England.
53:13 - Max Fun Drive
57:40 - Email - I've been learning to drive for the past year and making slow but steady progress. Something I've found I've been doing is watching how people drive when I'm walking along a road, looking at how they handle roundabouts, awkward junctions, etc. However, a couple of times I've been caught staring at these cars as if I'm glaring at the drivers. Brothers, how do I communicate I'm just watching and learning, not trying to give them a death glare? -- Slow but Sure in Southampton.
1:04:58 - Housekeeping (and more Max Fun Drive)
1:07:07 - Closing Impressions - Bill Murray.
Quotes[]
- “He is very big, and fun to think about.”
- — Griffin, on Reggie Fils-Aime
- “Hi, I'm Justin McElroy. From podcasts. You may remember me from podcasts. Huge important you slow drive around kids. Thanks!”
- — Griffin, impersonating Justin making a safe driving PSA
On Giving Your Brother ASMR[]
- “🎵 It's gross to give your brother 🎵 ASMR 🎵 Take it from me 🎵 Justin McElroy!”
- — Justin
- “I said ASMR. I wouldn't say that you gave me tingles.”
- — Griffin
- “No, listen. I got tingie-wingies, but it's fine!”
“I wanna die! Stop the podcast.” - — Travis & Justin
- “I just wish we were more comfortable talking about our bodies with each other.”
“I'm actually comfortable with the amount of comfort that we have about that particular subject.” - — Travis & Griffin
Notes[]
- ↑ The title goof appears in this section.
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