"Banished to the Space Jam Annex" was originally released on May 2, 2022.
Description
Vroom vroom, let’s get this race started! We’re coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Drippy.
Suggested Talking Points
Rex the Dino is for Me, Floor Chocolate, Fresh Kill Spot, Community Theater Easter Bunny, Buckquet
Outline[]
1:09 - Intro - Cucked by Lightning McQueen, Consent fuel, Ponchy Wipeout
11:36 - Email - While out on a walk around my apartment complex, I ended up noticing a securely wrapped, perfectly fine (if not super melted) package of Reese's chocolate on the floor next to a car. And I figured the chocolate must have fallen out of the car, and the original owner hadn't noticed, especially with it right next to the driver's seat door. Seeing as I had been complaining about a lack of chocolate two hours prior, I figured this was a sign from the gods to eat it, but my partner and best friend convinced me that eating mostly melted but securely packaged floor chocolate was not, in fact, the best idea I've ever had. My question is this, brothers: Should I have eaten the floor chocolate, or should I have taken it home to refridge and eat later? -- Chocolateless Floridian.
Justin notices that both options conveniently end with eating the floor chocolate, which Griffin says will have two extra secret steps afterwards, one on the toilet and the other at the hospital. They note that other people will know about this, and that the question asker themself seems to know darn well that it belongs to the driver of the car next to it, so it's also theft.
17:54 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Host a Warrior Cats Themed Birthday Party.[Note 1] Griffin said "So many people have sent this in over the months, and I've been saving it for a special occasion."[Note 2]
31:15 - Max Fun Drive
37:59 - Play Along at Home! - Travis asks his brothers questions specifically about himself. For more useless trivia, check the Trivia section below.
- What is Travis' favorite dessert? Cheesecake. (point to Griffin)
- What size shoe does Travis wear? 12. (both got it wrong)
- How many tattoos[Note 3] does Travis have? 11. (point to Griffin)
47:00 - Email - A few days ago, I noticed a plastic Easter egg in my neighbor's grass that seems to have been missed during the Easter egg hunt. It is now six days past Easter. At what point does it become okay for me to take it? It looks like there's something inside and I want it really bad. -- Hiding from the Bunny in Dallas.
Quite by accident, the brothers answer another floor candy-related question,[Note 4] and end up talking about getting quarters in plastic Easter eggs and the ethics of stealing borrowing money from your own children's piggy banks. They agree that floor candy in a plastic egg that spends six days in grass is now a cool new house for ants.
53:51 - Munch Squad - KFC is offering fried chicken bouquets (buck-quets?) for Mother's Day - some assembly required. But if you need help, Drippy the sentient gravy drip is here for you.
1:03:38 - Max Fun Drive & Housekeeping
1:06:38 - Closing Impressions - The Easter Bunny.
1:06:53 - Car Names - To close out, the boys come up with their own Cars-style names:
- Montaigne - Monoctane
- Justin - Justin TrackElroy
- Travis - Travis McElRoyce
- Griffin - Grippin' (the Road with My Tires) Roof RackElroy
Quotes[]
- “In the capitalist system we find ourselves in, you exchange your healthy body minutes for what I call Chocolate Dollars, which is money you spend to get your own chocolate. If you hurt that body by eating chocolate you found on the floor, then you will be too ill to earn more ChocoBucks.”
- — Griffin
- “Oh, to be the oil in their engines! I wanna get pounded by their pistons!”
- — Drippy the sentient gravy drip
- “This show has never been, I would say, in immediate proximity to the light of Christ, but I would say that this episode has moved the goalpost.”
- — Griffin, on Drippy's sexual proclivities
Trivia[]
Shoe Sizes[]
During Play Along at Home!, the brothers reveal their shoe sizes:
- Justin: 10.5, or 11 with narrow shoes, due to "wide Fred Flintstone feet"
- Travis: 12
- Griffin: 9.5, which Griffin calls a "chodefoot"
Notes[]
- ↑ The title goof appears in this section. The brothers imagine a Space Jam-themed party happening next door that gets co-opted by the Warrior Cats party.
- ↑ Warrior Cats is one of MBMBaM's oldest callbacks - the brothers first discussed it way back in Episode 33.
- ↑ A full list of Trav's sick tats can be found here.
- ↑ Floor candy is also discussed in Episode 656.
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