"My Bee, My Bee and Man" was originally released on June 6, 2022.
Description
Can we be serious now? We’re going to take a tour of Justin’s memory palace. There’s rooms full of ham, tiny donuts, and people falling all over each other. It makes sense, trust us.
Suggested Talking Points
14-Year-Old Babysitter to 13-Year Olds, The Bee Limit, Don’t Worry About the Glasses, Un-Biebed
Fairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/
Outline[]
1:09 - Intro - Man vs. Bee Watch IV, No matter who wins we lose, Justin narrates the MvB trailer, Bee torrenting, A shot for shot remake of Man vs. Bee episode 1, Bee limit
22:26 - Email - My husband and I recently moved out of his grandmother's house where we've been living for the last two years. She's a bit of a pack rat, so during our time there, we worked on cleaning out her basement. A few months ago, she mentioned trying to find some plastic wine glasses with grapes on them that used to be in her basement. The problem is, we definitely threw those wine glasses out while we were cleaning! She has since mentioned these glasses at least five times, and said she wants to give them to us for use by our new pool. Brothers, what do we do? Do we fess up to having tossed the glasses? Every time she asks about them we say, 'Hmm, don't remember seeing them. Maybe they're in the attic?' She's searched the basement multiple times looking for them. Help us, brothers! -- Spring Cleaning in South Jersey.
The brothers agree that it's far too late to help this person.
27:32 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Build a Memory Palace -- Adrian Cowles.
31:41 - Justin's Memory Palace - Justin sheepishly describes his own memory palace, the Marshall University Theater, which he used to memorize all of Shakespeare's plays. They don't mention much about the WikiHow again.
40:04 - MZ - We're all imperfect so eat Imperfect Foods, Travis is perfect and Babbel is too, ad for The Flop House, ad for The Greatest Discovery
46:00 - Munch Squad - Justin Bieber is back with a new Tim Hortons collab, a cold brew this time, and he's not going home until it's done right.
54:47 - Housekeeping
57:27 - Closing Impressions - "Justin Bieber trying a cold brew that he does not approve of, and they have to start over."
Quotes[]
- “I'm not ready for my kids to see a British dick.”
- — Griffin
- “I had a fun idea. And I don't know the legality of it, but I have also famously endorsed shoplifting in a major way, so this does feel kind of on brand for me.”
- — Griffin, about to suggest handing out one Netflix login to all of their fans to watch Man vs. Bee
- “Can I make a small addendum that I think might make [making a memory palace] easier? You walk into the building, right? And there's a guy holding 38 books. And each of the books is one of Shakespeare's plays, and you can read the title on the spine. That might be easier to do.”
- — Travis
On Justin Bieber, Tim Horton, and Papa John[]
- “How could someone with a giant eagle statue be a racist man?”
- — Griffin
Travis: I don't wanna sound like a conspiracy theory person here, but I'm starting to suspect that this is actually not born out of a shared love and respect between Justin Bieber and Tim Hortons, but rather is some kind of moneymaking scheme. Justin: You sound— can I say, Travis? And I'm gonna try to put this kindly. You sound so fucking stupid right now.
Travis: This whole Tim Biebs thing is a fucking Trojan Horse, and eventually he's gonna be like, "For my next collab, we're changing it to Bieb Hortons!" Or whatever. And then pretty soon it's just called Bieber's. Justin: This is just like Shaq, what Shaq is doing with Papa John's. Travis: Yes! Pretty soon Justin Bieber is gonna plant a phone call where Tim Horton said the N-word. Justin: You remember when Shaq ran a disinformation campaign against Papa John's?! What are you on about?! You absolute maniac! You can't impugn the character of Shaq while un-impugning the character of Papa John! Travis: It's the only thing that makes sense!
On Adrian Cowles[]
- “I haven't heard that name in 57 years...”
- — Travis
- “Adrian Cowles's been dead long on 40 years!”
- — Justin
- “Ohh, by the side of are road, you say? Oh, no. When the moon— she was full, eh? Ohh. Out there on that lonely stretch o' road out behind the podcast? No, no, no. No one ever goes back there.”
- — Travis
Notes[]
The title doesn't come directly from a goof or anything said during the episode.
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