Episode 619: Great Stuff You Can Do in the Bathroom

Great Stuff You Can Do in the Bathroom

Length

63:55

Date

July 18, 2022

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"Great Stuff You Can Do in the Bathroom" was originally released on July 18, 2022.

Description

It’s a callback to the 90s, with answers to the terrible question “What’s up?,” dated commercial taglines, and bootleg Big Bad Beetleborgs. With featured guest, Justin’s new sound board!

Suggested Talking Points

Vitamin D, The Snyder’s Cut, Time Zone Denial, Toilet Buddy, Sandwich By Number, Promote Chicken Platform

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Outline[]

1:09 - Intro - Man vs. Bee Watch VII, The Snyder's cut, Time zone denial

7:41 - Email - Whenever I go to someone else's house, even my best friend's, I hate staying the night. I'm not able to sleep, always in a cold sweat, and wake up feeling gross. I'm happy to be with my friends. So what can I do to enjoy waking up the next morning? -- Anxiously Awake in Alabama.

13:01 - Wizard of the Cloud - 13 Clever Ways to Respond to Wassup or What's Up -- Ben Kantt.

28:06 - Email - I went to the bathroom at a local grocery store and I was about to leave my stall and someone came in crying and started to give themselves a pep talk in the mirror. I don't know if they know I'm in here, but I would like to leave. Is it acceptable to go wash my hands next to them as they have their moment? -- Bathroom Boohoo Buddy. ^{[Note 1]}

35:15 - MZ - Squarespace is blessed by cyberpriests to keep cyberghosts away, Doordash has silver katanas to defeat werewolves, ad for Bullseye, ad for Reading Glasses

43:30 - Munch Squad - ...Squad!

Pt. 0: Justin doesn't want to talk about KFC releasing finger sporks.
Pt. I: Subway unveils the Subway Series, its biggest menu overhaul in 57 years. Now you can order sandwiches by name or number, just like literally everywhere else.
Pt. II: Hardee's partnering with NASCAR legend Richard Petty to promote chicken platform. It's the ultimate ~~cuckbait~~ cluckbait.

57:40 - Email - I collect VHS tapes. Not too long ago, I acquired a Big Bad Beetleborgs VHS tape that did not have a case. Needless to say, I rushed home to watch the tape. But when it started, it had a message that ran across the top of the screen saying it was a preview copy. And if I purchased this tape, I need to call the number on the screen to report it to Fox Video. My question is, am I good? Do I need to report this? Has too much time passed? If I do report it, will they take this tape from me? -- Mystified in Mississippi.

58:53 - Housekeeping

1:01:32 - Celebrity Impressions - James Spader.

Quotes[]

“I'll kick it with you until the wee hours - I mean, 9-9:30. That's when I come home and me and Rachel play Wii together.”

— Griffin

“Every time you go out to eat with your family and kids, do werewolves come to try to eat your family and kids? Well, good news. DoorDash is here and they aren't scared of monsters and they will bring food right to your house. DoorDash will always deliver, even if they have been horrifically mauled by a werewolf.”