"Reince Your Own Priebus" was originally released on August 22, 2022.
Description
This episode is all about being nostalgic for the 2010s to remind you of that good life. All the good stuff like . . . uh . . . athleisure. And Fortnite. And wearing shorts! No one does that anymore. This is gonna take you right back, to like four or five years ago, tops.
Suggested Talking Points
New Trash Bags, Malphobiansus the Wizard, I Don’t Know Despacito and At This Point, I’m Too Afraid to Ask, You Can Give Me a Yogurt Enema Anytime, Roblox While We Vape
Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Outline[]
1:11 - Intro - Directors' directors' commentary commentary, Be gentle with your Priebuses, Justin wins a cooler
8:12 - Email - My mother-in-law has repeatedly and seriously expressed interest in buying my car when I'm ready to buy a new one, which I'd typically be more than happy to do. The problem is, a long-forgotten lunch box in my trunk has created a bit of a... "stink" problem. I've removed the lunch box, but a light funk lingers. And I'm not confident in my ability to un-stink this thing. How do I convince my mother-in-law she really doesn't want my otherwise great car without having to explain to her the embarrassing reason why? -- What's that Smell in Wisconsin.
The answer, of course, is to laminate the trunk.
14:28 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Relive the 2010s -- Delly.
MBMBAM Animatic- Bab-b-el
Animated by crafty_salad
27:38 - MZ - Babbel is an app that stands in defiance of the Christian God, Stitchfix clothes your naked form, ad for Triple Click, ad for Dead Pilots' Society
33:50 - Email - My roommate went to cut off a slice of their baguette as a snack, and found out their baguette had gone stale. After wielding it like a sword for a hot second, the next thing they wanted to do is see what happened if they threw the baguette against a tree in their backyard - to see if it would explode or make a cool noise or something. They went outside and successfully threw the baguette against the tree, but unfortunately it bounced off the tree, over our fence and in to the neighbor's yard. Brothers, do we have to go retrieve this baguette? And if so, how do we do this without ruining our relationship with our neighbor? For context, he's a very scary old man, who already doesn't like us very much. And we're worried he might've seen the baguette toss. -- Breaking Bread & Entering in Grand Rapids, Michigan. [Note 1]
38:49 - Munch Squad - Tony the Tiger becomes a Vtuber and streams Fortnite a popular battle royale game. This was a fake munch squad, because the music never played.
46:30 - Munch Squad - KFC Thailand introduces the KFC Chicken Pop Garland for Mother's Day. This was a real Munch Squad. Accept no imitators.
52:12 - Email - I ride a very distinct e-bike for transportation and fun. I love my e-bike. However, there's a skate park on my usual route. There's often a group of teenagers that yell at me. Just full-on scream. One of these teenagers is my girlfriend's younger brother. He definitely knows me. I haven't told my girlfriend yet, but should I tattle on him? How can I get them to stop screaming at me? -- Bothered by Brother-in-Law.
59:52 - Housekeeping
1:02:39 - Inspirational Quote - The brothers pivot away from impressions and Griffin gives an inspirational quote.
Quotes[]
- “Thanks for building a cave there, Reince Priebus! I mean, yeah. Priebus is in it, all the way to the top!”
- — Justin, on his conspiracy theories regarding the death of Princess Diana
- “Babbel is an app... that stands in defiance of the Christian God! Babbel lessons were created by over 150 language experts who have damned themselves to eternal hell!”
- — Justin
- “Tear it up. Get out there and tear it up. Find something beautiful and destroy it. Tear down the bourgeoisie. I don't know what that word means.”
- — Griffin's inspirational quote of the week
Notes[]
- ↑ Someone claiming to be the question asker posted on the MBMBaM subreddit and said "If you want an update, we're pretty sure a raccoon found it and ate half of it and left it next to my car 3 days later."
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