"Millennial Seinfeld" was originally released on September 26, 2022.
Description
The Korm saga continues. That’s right, Kaurm, we know what we said. Are there any Kormheads out there? Kormos? You know, it’s a band like Poopastank.
Suggested Talking Points
September Twenty-Fleventh, Bidey Bones, Hotwork (Again), Plumpkins, Pure Corn Friction
Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/
Outline[]
Griffin's in a mood. Let's talk about it. From -MBMBaM 629- Millennial Seinfeld
"What other jokes are on offer?"
1:10 - Intro - Griffindor McElroni, Griffin's in a Mood,[Note 1] Bidey Bones, 500% of Frog Warmers
12:56 - Email - I’m currently studying elementary education, and I have a lot of experience working with kids on reading/writing. In July, my coworker and I began discussing the possibility of me tutoring his son in reading. He kept setting dates for us to meet for a tutoring session and then changed the date at the last minute. Eventually, he ended up sending me $100, I guess to hold himself accountable to actually following through with tutoring. It is now September and I still have not tutored his son. The money is still in my Venmo account and we haven’t discussed the tutoring topic in weeks. I would very much like this money. Is there a point where it’s okay for me to take the money? Should I send it back? -- Broke in Birmingham.
Korn with a K I'm talking about now. From -MBMBaM 629- Millennial Seinfeld
"There's no way anyone in that band listens to pdocasts."
20:14 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Find an Interesting Name for Your Band -- Eric.
31:40 - MZ - Doff your cap to Honey, Stab the holidays with Stamps.com, ad for We Got This with Mark & Hal, ad for Go Fact Yourself
38:18 - Email - I’m a high school teacher and I just had a student tell me that I look like I eat trail mix. I don’t really know what he meant by this but I know he intended it as an insult. What could he have possibly meant? Why do I feel so deeply offended by this comment? What course of punishment does this deserve? I can’t stop thinking about it. -- Muddled in Missouri. [Note 2]
46:48 - Email - We just moved to the country and I pass by a little farm every day that has a trailer at the edge of their property, next to the highway. That trailer is full of beautiful, plump pumpkins of all different sizes and colors. There’s no sign indicating if the pumpkins are free or not. Can I go take some? Or are they a decoration? -- Pumpkin Perplexed in Minnesota.
Just $4.99 for this pizza component.
51:11 - Munch Squad - Schlotzsky's unveils new Bare Naked Pizza, which if you're playing along at home is just fucking pizza crust. This is definitely their original plan and not a supply chain issue. Also, they made an OnlyFans for it.
59:05 - Housekeeping
There's not really a closing bit for this one, unless you count Griffin telling the audience that Montaigne's new album Making It contains secrets about clandestine government superhero programs when you play it backwards.
Quotes[]
- “Travis and I find Griffin in this mood sometimes where it’s like, 'I don’t like that joke. I’d prefer another joke. But I don’t have an alternative joke.' It’s just like, 'What other jokes are on offer?'”
- — Justin
- “I think that the subsidies that my tax dollars provide allow me to steal from farmers as much as I fucking want to.”
- — Griffin
- “Justin, I’m irate. I’m mad at you. I’m mad at Schlotzsky's. And for some reason, I’m mad at Barenaked Ladies. And I know they have nothing to do with this.”
- — Travis, on the Bare Naked Pizza
Notes[]
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