"Snort the Pod" was originally released on January 9, 2023.
Description
We’re banging out more advice than ever before! New year, new brothers! Actually, it’s the same brothers, but new advice! Actually, it’s very similar advice, but with one key difference: this is the year we finally admit that sleight-of-hand prestidigitation is not the answer to everyone’s problems.
Suggested Talking Points
Welcome to Podcast, Find the Bidet, Did You Piss On Your Hands?, It’s an Homnor to be Menonmanated, Sauce Sauce Sauce Shoes, Poppet Never Does That for Anyone
RAICES: https://www.raicestexas.org/
Outline[]
1:10 - Intro - Cuck activation, Twinty twinty three, Sun and Sea resolutions
6:26 - Email - I recently started a new job with a break room that features a Keurig coffee machine as well as a large selection of K-Cups. My mom recently gifted me a huge quantity of Starbucks Holiday Blend K-Cups, one of my favorite coffees. And I currently can't use them since I do not have a Keurig at home. So, I ask this, brothers, would it be weird to bring my own K-Cups to work and make my own coffee with the company's machine? How can I sneak my own coffee without my boss thinking he has a weak coffee selection and being offended? -- Out for Coffee in Orange County, California.
Justin says to drink the K-Cup at your desk. Griffin says to eat the pod. Travis says to snort the pod.
12:15 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Use a Bidet -- Sent in by many people.
28:05 - MZ - Buy Bombas or go to hell, Become an international assassin with Babbel, ad for Go Fact Yourself, ad for Tiny Victories
From the official shirt design
35:12 - An Homnor to be Narminated - The boys are up for Best Ad Reads at the iHeartRadio Podcast Awards again. Let's hope they don't judge based on proper diction.[Note 1]
36:42 - Munch Squad - Welcome to podcast! Buffalo Wild Wings is collaborating with NFL rookie Ahmad "Sauce" Gardner and artist Mache to create the first custom cleats featuring real sauce.
46:10 - Email - I know you got out of the game a while ago, but you're the only ones I can ask: I've been hired to watch a farm for three weeks at the end of the year. However, this farm has five horses. And the one horse that is supposed to be the nice, old horse hates my guts. How do I win this horse over? -- Not Horsing Around.
51:20 - Email - Recently, we had a work Christmas part at which we exchange our secret Santa presents. The spending limit of $20 is pretty loose. Everyone goes over by a few dollars. But my secret Santa got me a thoughtful gift as well as $50 in gift cards. We barely know each other. She said she missed the memo on the spending limit. We also don't make a lot of money here and she definitely makes less than me. Do I keep the gift cards or return 'em? -- Minne-Am I Good? in Minnesota.
55:56 - Housekeeping
58:25 - The Show Just Kind Of Ends - The possibility of ending the show with a Jack Johnson quote is floated, but they decide to wrap up without a show ender. Because they can. Surf the Vibe.
Quotes[]
- “My new year's resolution, Travis, is we stop pretending that sleight of hand prestidigitation is a solution to all our problems.”
- — Justin
On Bidets[]
Justin: I cannot imagine moving to a second location for a butt blasting. Travis: Whoa, J-man, you gotta be careful with your phrasing here, dude. Once again, audio can be pulled. Griffin: You cannot go to the second location for the butt blasting. You need it right there. Justin: Griffin just gave it to 'em cleaner! Griffin: Sorry, just a quick program note for just the three of us, is we can't live in fear of the gun that TikTok has to our heads at all times, waiting for us to say some shit that is gonna— Justin: Yeah. Dear listener, imagine at home that sometimes when you talked, JoJo Siwa would repeat the things that you said on video.
- “You can straddle it, I guess, like a cool teacher with a dirty, dirty butt.”
- — Griffin
- “For me, someone who's bidet... bidet curious...”
- — Griffin
On Horses[]
- “I'm so unplugged now from horse culture.”
- — Justin
- “If you're at a farm where there's five horses and one of them doesn't like you? That means four horses do like you. If I walked into a room and 80% of the people in that room like me… Who am I kidding, that's insufficient for me.”
- — Griffin
Notes[]
- ↑ This has been spelled a number of different ways - the official transcript reads "an homnor to be narminated," Griffin's show notes say "an homnor to be menonmanated," and the official shirt design says "an omner to be narminated." Pick your poison.
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