"Pawn Time Boys" was originally released on January 30, 2023.
Description
If we’ve learned anything from the dozens of Munch Squad reports, anything at all, it’s that someone on this planet has the world’s biggest pizza living inside of them, and we have to find them.
Suggested Talking Points
Bank of America with Me and P!nk, Wart, Doggus, and Biff Stewart, Corrections Count as Engagement, Sad Papaw is Down, That’s a Lot of Oregano!
RAICES: https://www.raicestexas.org/
Outline[]
1:10 - Intro - Hewwo is bad for me, Griffin stops P!nk from having fun, What would P!nk write songs about
The brothers get their groove on (src)
9:38 - Abnimals - Who has Battletoads? Travis does.[Note 1][Note 2]
19:03 - Email - I run a raccoon spotting Instagram at my university. I post pictures of raccoons around campus that I saw or that were submitted to me. The Instagram name of the format, which is "University Name + Raccoons", was taken when I started. So, I used the internet term "forbidden cats" instead. The problem is, I'm not getting many submissions or followers and I'm starting to think it's because everyone sends their raccoon pictures to the more aptly named account instead of mine, because of the SEO. Brothers, how can I make my raccoon Instagram account first in my fellow students' minds, preferably without changing the name? -- Procyonid[Note 3] Chronciler in Canada.
28:31 - MZ - Defy Joseph Gordon Biden with Stamps.com, Babbel: Fuck Jokes, ad for Judge John Hodgman, ad for Secretly Incredibly Fascination
32:44 - Email - My dad has been cutting hair professionally for decades. And I don't get to see him that often anymore. So, when I need a haircut, I'll travel down to let him cut and get in some quality time. This all sounds great on paper, but he almost always takes off too much hair and it looks worse than when I cut it myself. How do I break up with my barber when he is also my dad without making it awkward? -- Holding Onto My Hair.[Note 4]
39:22 - Munch Squad - ...Squad!
- Pt. I: Baskin-Robbins announces new gender reveal cake
- Pt. II: Pizza Hut and Airrack team up to create the world's largest pizza (14,000 square feet, or 1300.6 square meters)
- Pt. III: Count Donut has arrived to tell us that Krispy Kreme is building a new 4,000 square foot Krispy Kreme in midtown Atlanta, featuring "an enhanced donut theater experience." Shaq is associated somehow.
55:19 - Housekeeping
57:02 - The Show Ends - The boys almost have the courage to simply declare the show over. Almost.
Quotes[]
Griffin, on Animals[]
- “Well turtles are like nude toads, if you think a long time about it.”
“Okay. I'd rather not, actually.” - — Griffin & Travis
- “Look out, this raccoon is a pervert. It's a perverted raccoon.”
- — Griffin
Notes[]
- ↑ Travis mentions the 1988 NES game Anticipation during this segment. As a result, the brothers would play Anticipation live on their weekly Victory McElroyale stream the same day this episode premiered, arguably changing the direction of that series, as they would play mostly NES and SNES games for the next year at least.
- ↑ The title goof appears in this section.
- ↑ Justin pronounces this word like pro-SIGH-i-noid. The genus of the North American raccoon is Procyon and their family is Procyonidae, with members of the family called procyonids, so one of those words is probably what the asker used.
- ↑ Being related to your hairdresser is also discussed in Episode 651.
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