"Fart Power to the Max" was originally released on February 6, 2023.
Description
We’re FINALLY bringing that energy. The kind of energy you find in a one-drink coffee shop someone invested all of their life savings into. The kind of energy you bring to impersonate your grandma. The kind of energy perfect for a very short sketch show writer’s room.
Suggested Talking Points
Cup-a-Chino, Boat Ingredients, The Grandma Inhabiting Me, Remember When Time?, MILF and Cookies, How to Draw Sports Cars that Look Like Your Dad, You Can’t Have Upwalls
Foundation for Black Women’s Wellness: http://ffbww.org/
Outline[]
1:10 - Intro - Cup-a-Chino, Marinating cereal, CoffeeStop moon water
13:01 - Email - My brother works on commercial ships in the Gulf of Mexico. He'll cook meals for his crew sometimes to help out and have fun. And lately, his crockpot chili creation that he found online has gotten very popular amongst the crew. He let me know about this, and in the same set of messages informed me he's telling the whole crew I made the recipe. The thing is, no, I didn't. My brother and I don't swap recipes. On top of that, I do make a good chili, but it's definitely not what he's been making on the boat, with their boat ingredients. Brothers, how do I find a way to "um, actually" this situation, or accept my newfound fame among the ship's crew as a mythical figure of great cooking prowess?
19:01 - Wizard of the Cloud - How to Write a Letter to Grandma -- Siobhan.
30:15 - The Money Zone - Travis doesn't want you to know about Bombas, Build your Squarespace website before Travis suffocates, ad for Oh No! Ross & Carrie, ad for Troubled Waters
35:33 - Munch Squad - KFC and Yung Gravy are back, but not together:
- Pt. I: Yung Gravy and Jimmy John's® unveil Red Velvet Cookies
- Pt. II: KFC builds "the world’s first" winterized basketball court.
51:02 - Email - I am a concept artist working in video games, and I'm designing my first villain character. The character is a nasty tech mogul who's supposed to appear charming, but he has nefarious intentions. I made it most of the way through the design and my team's really happy with it. The problem is, the more I work on it, the more it looks like my dad. My dad is a lovely pool barrier inspector and has no evil corporate aspirations. Should I redesign my nasty man? -- Concerned in Carnegie.
56:52 - Housekeeping
59:57 - The Show Ends - The brothers courageously end the show with absolutely nothing, then admit "this can't go on."
Quotes[]
- “Look at this flowery shit. Get this off of my page. I'm busy watching American Ninja Warrior, I can't get distracted by all this poetry!”
- — Salty Grandma
On Fart Power[]
- “I'll tell you what, the ventilation on a boat is different than I thought it was, judging by this. Because I wouldn't think that you would want that kind of... I'm struggling for a word other than fart power.”
- — Justin
Griffin: Well, I mean, Juice, that was the only brand of T-shirts that you would wear throughout most of high school. Justin: That just read, “Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk.” And then on the back says, “Fart power to the max.” Griffin: Yeah. You had that one that also on the front had Bart Simpson on it. And he was saying, “Fart power to the max.” And then on the back was just a big cross. Griffin: And then on the back there was a cross, and then it said, “Number 23,” on it. And then it had the Nike symbol. That was a good shirt, Juice. Justin: Yeah, it was a good shirt. I wish I still had that one. I don't know what happened to all my shirts… Griffin: How expensive would it be for us to start making and selling that shirt I've just described as merchandise?
Trivia[]
Fans of big round numbers will greatly appreciate the perfect 1-hour runtime of this episode.
References & Links[]
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