"Face 2 Face: Structural Xboxes" was originally released on March 13, 2023.
Description
Live from Washington, DC![Note 1] Instead of thinking about how weird it is to just drive and walk past the White House all the time, we’re answering live questions about professional mummy touchers, distant-cousin discounts, and Luis Guzman’s Mystery Box.
Suggested Talking Points
Lived Inside Chevy Chase, Ron Paul Carwash Song,I Would Pay To Touch a Mummy, Baby Yoda Waves, Can’t UnCut the Hair, Five Dollar Foot Deeps, The Machine In your House That Makes the Stink Go Away
Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/
Outline[]
1:26 - Intro - John Malkoviching Chevy Chase, Griffin's monkey suit, Can you scrobble to Da Butt
5:57 - Email - I recently bought a house and the previous owners left an Xbox behind. Clearly, the Xbox itself is mine now. Do I need to log into my own account? The old owner had streaming subscriptions that I don't, and this is the Xbox that they had here for when they rented their house out on AirBnB. -- Shay-Lynn.
9:59 - Email - I'm currently in college, studying forensic science as my major. I specialize in forensic anthropology, which is the study of bones and dry remains. Overall, my parents are very supportive of this. However, there is one problem. My mom is convinced that at some point when I'm studying ancient skeletons and unsolved murders, I'm gonna get haunted or be the victim of an ancient curse. I've tried convincing her that ghosts are not real, to no avail. Brother, how do I convince my mother that I can protect myself from these ghosts and curses? What do I tell her to calm her superstitious worries? -- Deadly Desperation in D.C.[Note 2]
14:54 - Minion Quotes
- Round 1: "Dear god, I want to take a minute, not to ask for anything, but simply to say thank you for all I have."
- Justin guesses an actual minion. Griffin guesses Bart Simpson. Answer: An actual minion. WIN for Justin.
- Round 2: "Same shit, different day."
- Tour manager Paul clarifies that there are two characters here, and that guessing either correctly counts as a W.
- Justin guesses Taz and Tweety Bird. Griffin guesses Tom & Jerry. Answer: Sylvester & Tweety Bird. WIN for Justin.
- Round 3: "It is okay to lose your shit sometimes, because if you keep your shit, you'll end up full of shit, and then you'll explode, and then there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that."
- Justin guesses Bugs Bunny. Griffin guesses Donald Duck. Answer: Grogu.
- Round 4: "Good morning, fuckers! Let the bullshit begin!"
- Travis informs them that this is not a cartoon character.
- Justin guesses Dwight from the Office. Griffin guesses Baby Yoda. Answer: Kermit.
23:02 - Email - My hairdresser is my cousin's daughter. We are close in age and definitely knew each other when we were younger, but haven't been to family events at the same time in many years. Her grandma, my aunt, posted her work and I decided to start going to her to color my hair. I have now been going for a year, about four appointments, and the fact of us being related has never come up. Neither of us has ever mentioned it. Should I bring it up? And if so, how can I? -- Colorful Hair in the Carolinas.[Note 3]
29:36 - Email - My house caught on fire, but it's chill now, and half the house is getting restored while I'm living in the other half. So, the question is, how do I co-exist and not embarrass myself in front of the people fixing my house? Should I interact with them or leave offerings? Or can I just hide the whole time? -- Burning Question in Pennsylvania.[Note 4]
35:15 - MZ - Upload pictures and add clicky spots with Squarespace, Fulfill your March New Year's Resolutions with Babbel, Housekeeping, ad for Max Fun Drive, ad for Wonderful!
39:00 - Munch Squad - Subway wants to know... do you want your subs discounted with the new "Sub Club" promo where you can get half off footlongs with a $15/month subscription? Or do you want free subs at the price of defacing your one and only human body with a massive Subway tattoo?
Audience Questions[]
48:10 - My husband fridges his shirts. He puts it in the freezer [after] walking on very hot summer days. -- Rachel (she/her)
52:58 - What should I do about Luis Guzmán's box that's been in my parents' attic for the last 17 years? -- Tyler (he/him)[Note 5]
56:09 - How do I get my ex's dad's French toast recipe? -- Jana (she/her)
59:57 - Housekeeping
1:00:52 - Inspirational Quote - Justin is cajoled into giving an inspirational quote this week.
Quotes[]
- “Okay, Griffin, I'm gonna think it really hard. I'm gonna try to help you that way.”
“Oh, this is great, we've never done ESP on stage before.” - — Travis & Griffin
Griffin's Justin's Inspirational Quote of the Week[]
- “The stars, my friend. They're out there, for the reaching. Keep at it and at 'em, forever.”
- — Justin
Notes[]
- ↑ This show, the final live show of the Twenty Rendezvous: Fancy Takes Flight tour, was performed on November 12, 2022 at DAR Constitution Hall in Washington, D.C.
- ↑ A similar question, in which a father worries his geneticist child will accidentally create a mutant blob, appears in Episode 664.
- ↑ Being related to your hairdresser was also discussed in Episode 645.
- ↑ The title goof originates in the first email, but gets a callback here, in which the exact title is said.
- ↑ Amazingly, this is not the first question on MBMBaM concerning Luis Guzmán - he was discussed buying some ham in Episodes 421 and 422.
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