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Content Warning
Be advised that some of the episodes released before approximately Episode 135: TWENTY-DIRT (released January 7, 2013) may be offensive or problematic in general. This episode contains instances of the following: Abortion, Hate Crimes, Misogynistic Language. |
"Dworp" was originally released on February 6, 2012.
Description
It's time for us genuine sportspeople to gather around and talk about the big game that we're legally prohibited from talking about! How did we skirt around these restrictive broadcasting regulations, you ask? Well, we spent most of our time talking about imaginary babies.
Suggested Talking Points
Potatoes McGee, Pleasure Buddies, Potter v. Rodgers, Skilled Labor, Cracker Barrel, Baby Island, Moist, The Creek, Mini-Mini Imaginary Baby Golf
Outline[]
00:40 - Intro - It's the big game! The brothers have to be very careful about what they talk about, or else they will get sued by Barack Obama.[Deep Cut 1]
04:02 - Email - I'm graduating college this semester, and then I'm up and moving to San Fran probably for good. The thing is, I've been dating a wonderful girl here in North Carolina for the past three months or so. She's amazing, but we're not about to do the long distance thing across three time zones, so we're trying to cut it off. The question is: when is the right time to stop dating? Right now we're trying to gradually transition it into a sexy friendship with pretty good results. Help us brothers! -- Nearly Departed In North Carolina
08:18 - Yahoo - Sent in by Lisa Hollifield, from Yahoo! Answers user ForeverRodgersFan, who asks:
Who would win: Aaron Rodgers or Harry Potter?
I know this is really random and hard to compare, but who would win? There is no specific competition, but you should assume they are not playing a football game or having a magical duel (although Aaron could use football skills and Harry could use magical skills). Also, who wins when is comes to moral character. My friend and I literally debated this for 1.5+ hours, so this is very important!
16:17 - Email - Next week I have to be at home while a security company installs an alarm system in my house. I was told this could take up to three hours. These house calls are always awkward because I never know what to do. Should I sequester myself in another room and let the security dudes work in peace? Should I make small talk? Help me McElroys! -- Unsure And Newly Secure
24:23 - Email - I'm looking for an activity that my girlfriend and I can do together. We spend a lot of time at home doing nothing, which we enjoy, but we'd like to get out more. What would you suggest? -- Bored In Burlington
32:04 - The Money Zone - Personal message from Dave. Personal message from Kirsten.[Deep Cut 2] Sponsored by Gimo Games.
37:06 - Money Zone Jingle - Monster Guru (to the tune of the original Pokémon (Indigo League) theme song)
39:03 - Yahoo - Sent in by Emily Wall, from Yahoo! Answers user Hoard, who asks:[Deep Cut 3][1]
Kids dress up as firefighters in order to save people from burning building - Good idea or not?
48:43 - Sad Libs - It was another moistuncomfortably wet night in boner city, and I was as shitty as an incorporeal wiener. I had just ordered another ice dong from the scabby bartender, Usher, when I fractured my gaze on a hypertencious beauty across the bar. I made my way over, facetiously. "Pardon my genocide," I defenestrated, "but you have the most erect mandible I have ever floundered." "Oh? Is that an aardvark in your flibbertigibbet, or are you just boner debogarting me?" she ruminated. "Lets ping pong this prestidigitation and get down to tomfoolery," I rucketed,
"What's your name, fiddlesticks?" "Bunny hug Geronimo," she said, with a wedding on her face. "And you?" "Maverick, maverick flesh daddy." And with that, we climbed onto my laser comb, and cudgeled all night long.
50:29 - Email - The vast majority of my friends are male, and are all mutual friends (I am a lady). While I care for all of them, I have romantic feelings for one in particular, who has mutual feelings for me; however, I get the feeling that some of the others may have romantic feelings towards me as well. How do I handle the situation so that the least amount of people get their feelings hurt. -- Worried In Washington
55:17 - Unnamed Segment - Griffin wants to talk about how the brothers have gotten it in Twenty-Doz. Griffin politely told a door-to-door salesman to leave. Justin got a manicure. Travis did Pilates with Teresa.
59:12 - Monthly Observances - Jobs in Golf Month[2][Deep Cut 4]
65:35 - Housekeeping
68:18 - Final Yahoo - Sent in by Joseph Schmisier, from Yahoo! Answers user Tyrone, who asks:
When were dogs invented?? ?
68:46 - TEENS
Quotes[]
On MBMBaM[]
- “Speaking of things that are barely okay, this is My Brother, My Brother, and Me.”
- — Justin
On Beginner Hustling[]
- “If you just say you're really bad, and then you play pool, and you lose really bad, that's not a hustle. That's hubris.”
- — Justin
On An Old Timey Sunrise Farmhouse Opportunity For Growth[]
- “Did you guys know that you- that there is no such thing as a hate crime in a Cracker Barrel?”
- — Griffin
On The Innocence (and competence) of Children[]
- “Lots of people know that, because of the extra innocence, children are far less flammable.”
- — Justin
- “How many wars has a baby president gotten us in?”
- — Griffin
Deep Cuts[]
- ↑ Justin talks about Apple's famous 1984 commercial from Super Bowl XVIII.
- ↑ Griffin says that he petted a goof too hard and it died, like Lennie Small from Of Mice And Men.
- ↑ Travis talks about how Binyah Binyah would avoid a fire. Binyah Binyah is a character from Gullah Gullah Island.
- ↑ The brothers mention a golf movie Chevy Chase was in. The movie was Caddyshack.
References & Links[]
- ↑ The brothers talk about John Locke, a character from Lost, the actor of whom (Terry O'Quinn) did not appear in Honey I Shrunk The Kids.
- ↑ The title goof appears in this segment.
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