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"Fugue for Brotherhorns (Ghost Horse)" is the first in a trilogy of songs[1] inspired by the brothers, with lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda as a parody of "Fugue for Tinhorns", composed and written by Frank Loesser for the musical Guys and Dolls.
The brothers performed the song in Episode 193. Lin's original demo track is available as bonus content for Maximum Fun Donors.

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Fugue for Brotherhorns (Ghost Horse) Lyrics

Lyrics[]

Justin Travis Griffin
I got the horse right here
The name is Paul Revere
And he's the ghost of the horse that won last year

Ghost horse, ghost horse
There's no way to beat ghost horse
He flies through the air, of course
Ghost horse, ghost horse

Ghost horse, ghost horse I'm pickin' Valentine, 'cause on the morning line
There's no way to beat ghost horse A guy has got him figured at five to nine
His owner feels no remorse Unless, unless... But look at Epitaph, he's not a horse by half
Ghost horse, ghost horse The horse wants to just run less He's got no arms, legs or face, and he makes me laugh

That Paul Revere just might give you a vampire bite One hundred percent success Torsey, Torsey[2]
Of course it all depends if he feeds at night Unless, unless... This guy calls the horse "Torsey"
Likes blood, likes blood It's Valentine for sure, he's a demonic blur If he calls the horse "Torsey"
This vampire horse likes blood And he's a deputized law en-horse-ment officer Torsey, Torsey
Yes that means the horse likes blood Horse cop, horse cop[3] And just a minute, Sweets, he's got the rap and beats
Likes blood, likes blood This horse is a real horse cop He wants a filly in the streets and a freak in the sheets

I tell you Paul Revere, now this is no bum steer If he says to stop, you stop Horse ass, horse ass
It's from a Yahoo answer that's real sincere Horse cop, horse cop This Torsey's about horse ass
Ghost horse, ghost horse I go for Valentine, 'cause on the morning line This Torsey, he's got more sass
There's no way to beat ghost horse The horse has got his own horse that he keeps in line Horse ass, horse ass
He flies through the air, of course Horse stack, horse stack So make it Epitaph, he's not a horse by half
Ghost horse, ghost horse Two horses, a real horse stack And he communicates by telepathic telegraph

Epitaph
Valentine
Paul Revere
I got the horse right here! I got the horse right here! I got the horse right here!

References and Links[]

  1. The other two in the trilogy being Shrimp, Heaven, Now! and We Didn't Start The Brothers
  2. "Torsey" was introduced in Episode 175.
  3. The "Horse Cop" bit comes from Episode 156.