Justin's Domains

For all episodes mentioning domains, see Category:Website Goofs.

Justin has a tendency to purchase domain names for anything at the drop of a hat.

“The rest of us use the notes app on our phone when we need to remember something in the morning. Justin just buys a web URL like he's on Memento or something.”

— Griffin McElroy, Episode 648

The following are some of the domains that they have mentioned and might currently own. (Last Updated: November 2024.)

WARNING: Some of the domains below are old, might be misspelled, and might have since been purchased by other people. Navigate to these domains at your own risk.

Domain	Episode first mentioned	Redirects To
beanjuicemugs4sale.com	457	[inactive]
bigburgerparty.com	426	TheMcElroy.family
blapron.com	366	blueapron.com/mybrother
booboonanny.com	237	theMcElroy.family
dadyelp.com	286	“We Got This with Mark and Hal” at Maximum Fun
dereks-trap.pizza	648	[Inactive]
dietcholera.com	Sawbones Ep 293	Apple Podcasts page for Sawbones
fartpatrol.com	196	theMcElroy.family
griffinsincredibleson.com	512	[Inactive]
griffinspacejam.com	47	[Inactive]
haunted.pizza	432	Vote.org
illegal.horse	390	TheMcElroy.family
jackmccyber.com	648	IMDB page for Jason Priestley
jizzcities.com	569	[Inactive]
karate.dog	318	TheMcElroy.family
kfcharcuterie.com	531	Zaxbys.com
lilyisaverygoodgirl.com	437	Justin's twitter
mysmoothface.com	196	theMcElroy.family
myyoungestsonsseventh wordhyphenmyyoungestsons fifteenthword.pizza	196	[Inactive]
nondiscountedyachts.com	648	[Inactive]
paulandstorm.xxx	493	[Inactive]
plannedparrothead.org	648	MBMBaM Episode 400: Escape to Margaritaville
pressxtojason.com	432	Justin's blog
rathands.biz	462
sexygoiters.com	Sawbones Ep 217	TheMcElroy.family
sexymugshots.com	678	The MBMBaM Youtube page.
sphincterboy.com	678	Hankgreen.com
teengoogle.com	240	“Still Buffering” at Maximum Fun
thekojak.com	648	TheMcElroy.family
trystink.com	365	Trywinc.com/mybrother
trickchurchcandles.com	Sawbones Ep 346	Headcount.org
whichonevapes.com	321	[Inactive]