List of Characters

This page is an attempt at listing all characters ever invented or played by the brothers on the show. It tries to follow the rule made up by the brothers long ago: If you talk about something on the show three times, you bring it into existence. The following is characters with at least 3 pieces of information about them, including a name - so it doesn't include, for instance, names made up by Griffin when Yahoo! Answers wouldn't load.

For people declared the fourth McElroy brother, see The Fourth McElroy Brother.

This list will absolutely, positively, never be complete.

“Welcome to My Brother, My Brother and Me: Characters Welcome!”

— Justin, Episode 545

Character	Episode(s)	Info
Amelie	Episode 191 Episode 193 Episode 195 Episode 219 Episode 220 Episode 221 Episode 233 Episode 321 Episode 345	She cook an egg with a spoon, and live in a hole with a mice king. Her staff is a lollipop! (Played by Justin, and inspired by the movie Amélie)
Mrs. B	Episode 577	Travis' elderly... butler? housekeeper? No one's quite sure. She makes Travis peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts cut off, and is secretly also Travis himself. (Played by Travis)
Beepblork	Episode 543 Episode 544 Episode 545 Episode 546	A space alien with 18 feet and four boobs, each named after one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They appear sometimes to do ad reads and may or may not be intimate with Reggie Bigshot. (Played by Travis)
Big Debbie	Episode 428	The grandmother of Little Debbie, who makes gigantic baked goods for big boys, including Jacked Zebra Cakes and whole pumpkins full of protein powder.
The Bony Butt Stabber	Episode 582	A skeleton that stabs butts in coastal Maine; whoever gets stabbed also becomes a butt stabbing skeleton. Is probably Stephen King in a mask doing research for his next bestseller.
Bungrob Squareman	Episode 393	Works somewhere in Kansas City and assigns SpongeBob characters to people. There is no one true Bungrob, however, as it is a title passed down from father to son.
Clipping Yoda	Episode 653 Episode 662 Episode 668	Like Yoda, but he has a really tough job and just wants to eat his marshmallows when he comes home. Also, he has just the worst fucking microphone imaginable, and his pickup lines aren't much better. This Yoda is not da man. (Typically played by Travis)
Count Donut	(list)	A thousand year old vampire who appears for donut-related stories during Munch Squad, despite being gluten-intolerant and only consuming blood. Every time he appears, he kills Justin and sends him to Hell. Also, he poops hair. (Played by Justin)
Cursing Jerry	Episode 441	Curses in school and vapes fat cotton just all over the place. Hype man for (and perhaps friends with) Origami Steve. (Played by Griffin)
Daniel Day-Lewis	Episode 649 Episode 650	Honestly, it seems unlikely at this point that this is in fact famed actor Daniel Day-Lewis, since he doesn't remember his own children.
Detective Jigsaw	Episode 358	Is a cop, serial killer, doctor, and lawyer. Does Saw-esque torture to his friends, including a signature buttmeat portcullis maze trap in which you have to chop your own butt off. He is "the most interesting character the McElroy Brothers have ever conceived."
Doritos Atkins	Episode 96	The unfortunate offspring of someone who sought baby naming advice on Yahoo! Answers, Doritos Taco Bell Shell Atkins overcame adversity to become a big-league baseball player and also President.
Doug Bater	Episode 639	A problematic Psychic/Poison type Pokémon who looks like a squished Mark Ruffalo and debates everyone even though he can only say his name. Evolves from Dougie Bates and evolves into Dr. Douglas Bater, but only with use of the Rogan Stone.
Dr. Applepie	Episode 96	A forgotten McDonaldland character invented to sell McDonald's apple pies, and who is also a mass murderer. His hobbies include getting shitfaced drunk and making out with Wendy.
Dr. Strings	Episode 272
Drippy the Sentient Gravy Drip	Episode 608	A poorly thought out assistant to ordering strange items on the KFC app who will install a grease filter on your phone and invade all your other apps. He also has erotic feelings towards the cars from the Cars franchise.
Edward Snowden	Episode 159 Episode 164 Episode 184 Episode 199 Episode 218 Episode 294 Episode 321 Episode 354	The famed NSA whistleblower, who is summoned by mentioning state secrets. (Played by Justin)
Figginsworth	Episode 341	A butler for lazy people like Travis, who does things like cook pizza rolls for you and recharge your Xbox controller. But he stays up late and plays Dishonored 2 while you sleep.
Fungalore	Episode 692	A mushroom wizard who helps you get through the year. He heard your wish.
Garfield the Deals Warlock [TAZ Wiki]	Episode 255	An inscrutable vendor of blades capable of casting a spell over your belongings to make them cost less. (Played by Griffin, this character became more famous on TAZ, where he operates the Fantasy Costco.)
Gustav the Fussy Man	Episode 465	Gustav is you before your have caffeine in the morning. He wears a monocle, mustache, and bowler hat and is mean to your coworkers. Even if you banish him by drinking coffee, he will climb back into your body when you sleep.
Hambone	Episode 486	A dog that eats bologna, dislikes air horns, and pees, but is definitely Hambone.
Isaac the Child Chocolatier	Episode 648 Episode 653	A child who makes (but has never tasted) chocolate, and isn't allowed to curse, either. He's very bad at operating a camera, but very good at playing off the parental instincts of Griffin and Travis. (Played by Justin)
Island Boy	Episode 261 Episode 316	A vigilante who also embraces an island lifestyle and who has various crime-fighting gadgets. (Played by Justin)
Jizz Jazz	Episode 544	Enemy of Beepblork, who has sworn to kill him. (Played by Griffin)
Jokes	many	Jokes have appeared on most episodes of MBMBaM. Also, the character Jokes has appeared on quite a few as well. On rare occasions, the brothers will "send Jokes out of the room" when they need to discuss more serious matters. Sometimes considered a fourth brother.
Krobdor	Episode 431	A giant marmoset who arises to lead his people in rebellion against the unjust confines of the local aquarium.
Max Cooljazz	Episode 401	Maximum "Max" Cooljazz was an alter ego of Billy Joel in the early 90s where he wore JNCO jeans and Birkenstocks and played the theremin.
Orb	Episode 151	Orb is a sentient globe that insists he is a horse. He has an Oat Deposit Slot and, if you give him a sugar cube, he will tell your fortune. He is also a very sexual being.
Origami Steve	Episode 441	Can do origami with vape smoke and fold books into words (but only Bibles). Friends with Cursing Jerry.
Peepums	Episode 39	Peepums is your grandpa, who always has the hardest, crumbliest chewing gum, Peepums' Old-Timey Nastygum, which you always need to mispronounce.
The Political Guy	Episode 534	Lost the election to Mr. Peanut despite promising "100,000 smackaroonies" for every family and promising not to do any war. Also, he has no idea where the Rust Belt is, but does know that it came about when it rained on a bunch of blacksmiths. Died in the Great Stage Collapse of 2021. (Played by Griffin)
Poppy	Episode 703	An old man who talks while chewing, knows nothing about crypto, and paid 17 whole boomer jewels to finance his child's wedding. (Played by Justin)
Professor Cabbage	Episode 545	The archnemesis of enlightened salad-eater Travis, who threw a bottle of bacon bits at Griffin, killing him instantly. He claims to be able to kill people with his mind as well, but was defeated by Travis' mental powers before he could demonstrate this. Also, he has two long, sexy legs. (Played by Griffin)
Pumpkmanis	Episode 677	A minor demon but also an alien, who visits Earth once a generation to assess humanity during The Trial of Pumpkin Spice. (Played by Justin)
Reggie Bigshot	Episode 519 Episode 544	A corporate suit who threatens to shut down the podcast. Really enjoyed all the jokes about marginalized groups in the early episodes. May or may not own a bunch of orphans. Friends and possibly lovers with Beepblork. (Played by Justin)
Richard Stink	Episode 563 Episode 565 Episode 589 Episode 593 Episode 603 Episode 631 Candlenights 2022 Episode 670 Episode 682	A fragrance influencer who overshares about his walk with Christ and may or may not be a ghost, as his "stink cloud" is made of ectoplasm. Also, he hates cheese. (Played by Justin)
The Riddlemancer	[uncertain]	Brings riddles to Justin and Griffin to sate his dark desires. When they get the answer right, he pisses a little. (Played by Travis)
Rockin' Randy the Safe Sex Santa	Episode 386	Patron of anti-sexy Santa music who is normally nice, but if he hears someone listening to "Santa Baby" he tosses them into the Pit of Cheerless Souls. May or may not be Dwight Slappe.
Ron	Episode 104	Has a Yorkshire terrier named Mr. Perkins, likes chili and Extreme Home Makeover, and is the stepdad of a 32 year old Yahoo! Answers user who is trapped under a bookcase. I hate you, Ron.
Roscoe the Potato Man	Episode 297	King of the Potato Kingdom, his body is a bunch of potatoes held together with dark magic. The fry guys may have defected, but he'll always have his dog sidekick Spuddy Buddy. Also, he is illiterate. Was ready to despondently boil himself to feed hungry children when Justin stopped him, thereby saving hungry children from having food. Hooray! (Played by Griffin)
Salty Grandma	Episode 646	She enjoys Matlock and American Ninja Warrior. She curses a lot and plays favorites with her grandkids. Unfortunately, she also has some concerning political opinions. (Played by Travis)
Star King	Episode 335	Once wounded at the Battle of Gemini in the Cyber Star War at the galaxy's rim, Star King now drives a Ford 150 and fights Santa Claus to the death each year at Candlenights.
Steve Peanutbutter	Episode 396	He stole bread and got himself into a jam. He also caused the podcast to be canceled. (Played by Travis)
Sticky the Toy Fixer Elf	Candlenights 2022	Sticky has magic duct tape that can repair any toy... poorly. The only thing he can't fix is his own broken heart, and also all of his bones. (Played by Clint)
Terry the Nondenominational Gift Delivery Dragon	Episode 386	Terry is ¾ dragon, as his mother is half unicorn. He's an independent contractor of the government paid by parents' taxes to deliver presdents on Candlenights. He believes in you. (Invented by Travis)
Tit Liquid	Episode 265	A seller of RVs and molasses- and horehound-based candies who is running for Republican primary and also an unstoppable assassin.
Torsey (the Torso Horse)	Episode 175	A horse with no eyes, nose, teeth, or legs, but who can speak to children through the Equestriverse. Touch him and your wishes come true.
Well Boy	Episode 623	He's dead and lives at the bottom of a well, where he has a cool rock collection. His main occupation seems to be killing people who don't forward chain letters by pushing them into wells. Therefore the best thing you can do with a chain letter is send it to the President, so he can forward them to terrorists so that Well Boy can kill them. He also sounds like he smokes too much. (Collaboratively made, but voiced by Justin)
The Wizard	(list)	A powerful, magical, wisdom-dispensing dog-person who gained magical powers by eating pennies and can turn people into sweet potatoes. He features at least tangentially in nearly every occurrence of the Wizard of the Cloud segment. (Created and occasionally played by Griffin)
Zebular	Episode 403	A being with a tentacled mouth who, briefly at least, had five swords in his chest, until he shlorped them all out. (Played by Travis)