List of Fake Final Yahoo!s

Following the demise of Yahoo! Answers, Griffin continued ending the show by reading Final Yahoo!s made up by him on the spot, beginning in Episode 560 and continuing through Episode 597. Starting around Episode 566, these were often both sent in and asked by celebrities or fictional characters, only some of which are listed below with their respective questions.

A list of all real Final Yahoo!s derived from the Yahoo! Answers service can be found here. As a show ender, this bit was succeeded by Celebrity Impressions.

List of Fake Final Yahoo!s

Episode	Question
560	"I dropped spaghetti on my grandpa's butt? and he died? How do I do it?"
561	"How many of you have... How many of you do not know when... Where did... Hello! I fell off my bike and my nuts hit a car? Should they go to jail?"
562	"How did your dad find his way into your life? And how did you know?"
563	"How much spaghetti is there when mama makes spaghetti for us?"
565	"What's JFK's whole deal? Tell me for school. ?"
566	"Hey everyone, Goodfellas is a pretty badass flick, huh? You can trust me, Ray Liotti, the real one. Take it from me, the real Ray Liotti. Goodfellas is a pretty badass flick, huh?"
567	"Donkey!?!?!?!?!" - Shreken Pryer
568	"Does anyone know where to- does anyone do any repairs- does anyone know where to get repairs done on my dad? Does anyone know where to get dad- does anyone know a good dad repair shop in Houston, Texas?" - Batman
569	"How many times have you been to the movie store and they didn't have a copy of your favorite movie which was A Walk to Remember with Mandy Moore is your favorite movie. Thanks, love James. ?"
570	“I invented a cool new keyboard that has only ten keys on it. I am typing this on my ten-key keyboard. Do you want one? They are seven dollars.” - Mavis Beacon
571	“What happened?” - Papa John
572	“What time does Ponderosa Steakhouse close?” - Randy Quaid
574	“Can I do a CBS Sunday Morning on Arby’s?” - Mo Rocca
575	“I found a gun. Uh oh? Do I give it to my mom and dad or my ghost grandparents?” - Jeffy from Family Circus
576	“Hello. Where do I start a new—oh, never mind, I have a different question. Where can I download the all-nude episode of According to Jim?”
577	“Hey guys. Anyone up for a little one-on-one basketball? Meet me at the park at 4 pm. My name is Stephamie and I’ll be there wearing a blue shirt and shorts and shoes for basketball. You should be wearing an orange shirt but also basketball gear. And nobody will get hurt. Thank you and God bless you and God bless our country. Love, Stephamie.”
578	“Who wants to go to Pound Town on a trampoline with Bucket Man? Me, from Foo Fighters. I love you.”
579	“Hi. It’s me Rand Paul. Once upon a time, I misspelled my name and left off the ‘y’ at the end, and it’s been so long I do not know how to go back and fix this. Can anyone please help me? Just start calling me Randy Paul and try to get this spreading all around the world. I really need your help on this one. I promise I’ll do better. I think Randy Paul would be a better guy. I think Randy Paul has more to give this world than I do. Please, please, please only refer to me as Randy Paul from now on. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.” - Rand Paul
580	“Would you be mad if I couldn’t get one out this time?”
581	“Does anyone want to join me in filing a class-action lawsuit against Dick’s Last Resort? They made me feel very small.” - Boo-ty Ghoul-iani
582	“Hey guys. Quick question. It's me, Pikachu. I got yelled at when I vaped on an airplane, and I'm just wondering how to move on.”
583	“Does anyone have tickets for sale for the big New Years Eve Hoobastank concert? I’m trying to get out there, but I don’t have as much sway as I used to.” - Den-es Quaid
584	“Does anyone know a place to buy Halloween costumes for an 8-and-a-half-foot tall big strong man? No masks that cover the whole head because of my special bolts that, honest to Christ, I swear to Christ, I do not know why those are there. The rest of me is all body parts, but for some fucking reason, my dipshit science dad put these fucking bolts in there? Please do not suggest I go as myself or some kind of different Fronkenstein. I’m the Real Deal Holyfield. And I wanna be one of the Paw Patrol.” - Charles Fronkenstein Jr.
585	“Y’all hear Chris Pratt’s gonna voice Garfield? He’s Mario and Garfield? What the fuck? Where’s all the jobs for Rupie, baby? I got a good voice!” - Rupert Grint
586	“Anyone got any funky soup recipes?”
587	“Do any of you fuckin' asshole fuckers know how to get a fuckin' shitty candle that fuckin' smells like football?”
588	“Aw ding dang it. I done went and got pizza inside my shell again. And that’s gonna make it hard for me to paint the Sistine Chapel. So, if anybody knows how to clean pizza out of a turtle shell, and paintbrushes, please let me know. Totally tubular. Arrivederci. Michelangelo.”
589	“Does Muscle Milk make an invisibility potion flavor?” - John Sheena
590	“Will you marry me, Sheila?”
592	“Oh my gosh. Hi. I— Uh… Hey, uh… Is there a toilet, uh… that you can play, uh… Fortnite on? Blep blep blep blep.”
593	(Griffin lost this post when Yahoo! Answers went down, but assures us it was "ASCII art of Spyro the Dragon and he’s holding like, a gun, and he’s smoking a cigar, and he has sunglasses on.")
594	(A real Yahoo! was sent in by The Chimney Man, but unfortunately Griffin accidentally says "The Chimney Man" three times and summons the Chimney Man before he can read the question.)
595	“Hey guys, it's me, Plimpins. If I take a loooot of baby medicine does it count as big boy medicine? Thanks, it's me, Plimpins.”
596	“Why's your show stink and suck like shit so fucking bad?” - Sean Hayes
597	“Mmm. Mmm. [smacks lips] Mmm, mmm! Anyone else feeling... Mmm! Is anyone smelling... [smacks lips] What's cooking in the kitchen? Mmm-mmm!”

Episodes Without a Fake Final Yahoo!

• Episode 564 closed with a prayer from Griffin instead.
• Episodes 573 and 591 were Bro's Better, Bro's Best compilations.