| Fear
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| In the year 20-thunder-drive, faster than fear, I shall let go of my fear of the robot lady from Superman 3.[1]
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Episode 747: How You 'Dune, a Friends-Fremen Podcast
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| I am gonna stop being afraid that if I take more than 1 milligram of melatonin, I'll sleep all day.[2]
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Episode 748: Gooped and Gagged, Dad
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| I'm releasing my fear of birds. Just because a parrot cussed me out at a pet store when I was seven doesn't mean all birds hate me. It just means that local hooligans taught the parrot how to cuss.
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Episode 749: Christmas for Consumers
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| This year, I‘m going to stop being afraid of my Pokémon team getting jealous if I spend too much time with just one of them.
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Episode 750: Thrupence and Nine
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| This year, I'm going to be faster than my fear of the Kool-Aid Man.
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Episode 751: Face 2 Face: Tragic Mike Tour
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| This year I'm gonna stop being afraid of a train chasing me through the woods, like in Wrongfully Accused. A fear that has lauded me for 25 years.
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Episode 752: A Complex Story About Beans
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| This year, I'm gonna be faster than my fear of Chinese giant salamanders possibly being around me. I don't live in China, and they are critically endangered. It's just unlikely.
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Episode 753: The Dicktine Chapel
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| Batman.[3]
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Episode 754: Dinglebuff Hufferbuff
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| This year, I'm gonna be faster than my fear of M&Ms, specifically the weird living cartoon M&Ms with their fleshy arms and legs and eyes.
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Episode 755: Getting Crowded at Funny Beach
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| This year, I want to be faster than my fear of the Thumb Thumbs from Spy Kids.
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Episode 756: King Fuck of Bastard Mountain
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| This year, I will be faster than my fear of getting lost and freezing on Mount Everest because it's really far away from me and I don't even want to go there anyway.
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Episode 757: Face 2 Face: Ain’t No Horny Like Goose Horny
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| This year, I'll be faster than my fear of belly buttons. Just because it happened to Neo, doesn't mean it'll happen to me.
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Episode 758: Ostrichhood
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| This year, I will become faster than my fear of having to convince anybody that I'm the real me in a clone standoff scenario. I'm just not a big enough threat to clone.
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Episode 759: Face 2 Face: Mommy’s Special Sweets For Good Business Boys
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| This year I wanna be faster than my fear of all the old dudes swimming laps at the public pool. They may be strong and fast, but so am I.
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Episode 760: ImMaxulate Conception
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| This year, I'm gonna get faster than my fear of giant foods.
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Episode 761: My Other Dad is a Helicopter
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| At my sister's wedding this year, I will be faster than my fear of the Cupid shuffle because I messed it up once in middle school.
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Episode 762: Mozzarella Stickz, Never Eaten
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| This year, I'm moving faster than my fear of my partner's worm farm. The worms aren't strong enough to open it and get me.
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Episode 763: The Revenge Pope
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| This year, I'd like to be faster than my fear that I am aging to a point where I'm finally going to be able to relate to the Grown-Ups film franchise.
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Episode 764: Sneak a Pi in that Mobo
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| This year I will strive to be faster than my fear of dead bugs. Live bugs are fine. I love those guys.
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Episode 765: Face 2 Face: Ethics of Pissin' in Da Car
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| This year, I will be faster than my fear of when the cardboard biscuit tube pops open.
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Episode 766: A Different Breed of Pervert
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| This year, I wanna be faster than my fear that an extra lizard will appear in my lizard enclosure.
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Episode 767: Look at Me, An Outdoor Kid
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| This year, I will be faster than the fear of my pet bird flying into an actively flushing toilet and getting swept out to sea.
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Episode 768: Face 2 Face: No Toes as a General Rule
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| This year, I vow to be faster than my fear of being tweeted about by Tony Hawk for not recognizing him in public.
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Episode 769: The Good Time McElroy Hang Time
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