We Didn't Start The Brothers

"We Didn't Start The Brothers" is the third in a trilogy of songs inspired by the brothers and written by Lin-Manuel Miranda as a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. Lin performed the song live in Episode 482.

We Didn't Start the Brothers - Lin Manuel Miranda (10 19 19 MBMBAM at Kings Theater in Brooklyn)

Lyrics

Justin "Juice" McElroy, Charlie's daddy, Island Boy
Sawbones, Farm Wisdom, he knows Tae Kwon Do
Travis Patrick, Middlest, Sexpert, Riddle Piss
Huntington to Cincinnati, Sad Libs on the show

Sweet Baby Brother Griffin sees things a little different
South Park, Cursin' Jerry, Under Thirty Luminary
Dungeon master brings the drama, Barry Hussein Obama
Most people forget "Hussein" but he thinks it's important

We didn't start the brothers
They're from West Virginia
Now they're always in ya
We didn't start the brothers
No we didn't light it
So we Candlenight it

Hand Dog, Face Cat, Pete & Pete and All That
Live show, Face 2 Face, "Play with me in this space"
Good Burger, Keenan Kel, off to Margaritaville
Matt Doyle, Matt Doyle, holy shit it's Matt Doyle

Torsey: Horse Champ, Juggalo Church Camp
Teen Google, Munch Squad, Travis is a mango God
Staxx Soap, Time Belt, Warrior Cats, Bramblepelt
Finally emerging like the freed Chilean miners

We didn't start the brothers
They're our patron saints
Who plug Extreme Restraints
We didn't start the brothers
No they're very nice
But it's bad advice

Glass Shark, Blast My Cache, Olive Garden Golden Pass
Flapjack Nickelsack, Which One Vapes?
Roker Animosity, Garfield Monstrosity
Quantum Leap, Bakula release the Gushie Tapes
Future McDonalds Pizza, Sydnee, Rachel, Teresa
WATCH THEM PLAY EVERYDAY
PACK YOUR BAGS AND MOVE AWAY

We didn't start the brothers
But they know we all watch
Like a Haunted Doll Watch
We didn't start the brothers
But we'll make some noise
For the McElroys